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  • Salaman 29 Jan 2013 08:55:33 19,493 posts
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    mowgli wrote:
    My new job is fucking ace. Work from home half the time, go into the office when I feel like it. Jeans when in office and only a suit when in court. Flexi time meaning I can make my own schedule. Awesome pay and benefits. Means I can spend lots of time with my my new puppy. Also means I need to learn to motivate myself with so much freedom... Not easy so far.
    Try to do some actual work. Doesn't sound like the sort of job you want to get yourself fired from within months for doing fuck all all day

    ... he posted, from work.
  • Deleted user 29 January 2013 09:05:39
    Tbf, I only just joined so my remit right now is just reading and getting familiar with set up. No doubt when I start managing my own case loads ill be bitching about how busy it am.
  • JuanKerr 29 Jan 2013 09:11:14 36,426 posts
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    How many wanks per day are you up to?
  • Salaman 29 Jan 2013 09:12:15 19,493 posts
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    If it wasn't for the dog needing a morning walk, he'd probably be in pyjamas when the gf comes home from volunteering herself.
  • Alastair 29 Jan 2013 09:13:16 16,321 posts
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    JuanKerr wrote:
    How many wanks per day are you up to?
    This is one of the reasons I tend not to work from home. Never get anything done!
  • nickthegun 29 Jan 2013 09:19:56 61,118 posts
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    I used to find it a carrot. Two hours work per wank.

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  • JuanKerr 29 Jan 2013 09:20:09 36,426 posts
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    Alastair wrote:
    JuanKerr wrote:
    How many wanks per day are you up to?
    This is one of the reasons I tend not to work from home. Never get anything done!
    You have to come up with a 'rewards' system, otherwise it's just one big wankathon.
  • sport 29 Jan 2013 09:22:42 12,798 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    I used to find it a carrot. Two hours work per wank.
    What did you do with the carrot?
  • Mola_Ram 29 Jan 2013 09:25:21 8,006 posts
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    He wanked the carrot, then ate it
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 29 Jan 2013 09:27:04 39,406 posts
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    Ooh mowgli is getting a big head over his new job. I might just be bitter though since you can't wank in the office.

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  • Deleted user 29 January 2013 09:27:06
    Salaman wrote:
    If it wasn't for the dog needing a morning walk, he'd probably be in pyjamas when the gf comes home from volunteering herself.
    Afraid I'm slowly turning into one of those cunts that walks the dog in his PJs. Not quite there yet but I'm caring less and less about how I look walking the dog fist thing in the morning.
  • sport 29 Jan 2013 09:30:20 12,798 posts
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    mowgli wrote:
    Salaman wrote:
    If it wasn't for the dog needing a morning walk, he'd probably be in pyjamas when the gf comes home from volunteering herself.
    Afraid I'm slowly turning into one of those cunts that walks the dog in his PJs. Not quite there yet but I'm caring less and less about how I look walking the dog fist thing in the morning.
    Your dog cares. You're embarrassing him!
  • Deckard1 29 Jan 2013 09:33:17 29,215 posts
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    MrTomFTW wrote:
    Ooh mowgli is getting a big head
    gnnnnnnnngngnnn

    Fish fingers and chips pretty straight forward.

  • Deleted user 29 January 2013 09:38:36
    sport wrote:
    mowgli wrote:
    Salaman wrote:
    If it wasn't for the dog needing a morning walk, he'd probably be in pyjamas when the gf comes home from volunteering herself.
    Afraid I'm slowly turning into one of those cunts that walks the dog in his PJs. Not quite there yet but I'm caring less and less about how I look walking the dog fist thing in the morning.
    Your dog cares. You're embarrassing him!
    I had to stop her eating duck poo a second a go. She can't complain about how I'm dressed in the morning!
  • Youthist 29 Jan 2013 09:40:38 10,057 posts
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    MrTomFTW wrote:
    Ooh mowgli is getting a big head over his new job. I might just be bitter though since you can't wank in the office.
    As long as he has less time to post the inanities of his life on here, I think we can allow him a few tugs per day.

    "Good chess players think one move ahead. Great chess players think two or three moves ahead."

  • mrpon 29 Jan 2013 09:43:23 29,436 posts
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    mowgli wrote:
    the dog fist thing
    You sicken me.

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • mikeck 29 Jan 2013 09:55:48 1,936 posts
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    Jono62 wrote:
    Ok, she's on Twitter. Nice looking, if a little blury.
    Ha, shouldn't have looked at her twitter profile at work, some interesting pictures came up :)
  • Deleted user 29 January 2013 10:06:12
    @Youthist Fuck me you are dull. I don't know why you bother breathing. Take a break.
  • Deleted user 29 January 2013 10:06:35
    mrpon wrote:
    mowgli wrote:
    the dog fist thing
    You sicken me.
    Always with the filth!
  • Youthist 29 Jan 2013 10:18:29 10,057 posts
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    mowgli wrote:
    @Youthist Fuck me you are dull. I don't know why you bother breathing. Take a break.
    I am dull, and you are telling the world about your puppy almost eating duck poo and you almost wearing pyjamas to walk your dog. And how ace your new job is.

    Awesome.

    "Good chess players think one move ahead. Great chess players think two or three moves ahead."

  • speedofthepuma 29 Jan 2013 10:22:20 13,310 posts
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    It is the random musings thread..

    I lurk. If I've spoken to you, I'm either impassioned, or drunk.

  • Deleted user 29 January 2013 10:22:34
    @Youthist
    In the random musings thread, and you are going to the effort of complaining about it. Talking about my puppy almost eating duck poo is yet more interesting than anything I have ever seen you post. Seriously, go be a depressing cunt somewhere else.

    Edited by mowgli at 10:22:59 29-01-2013
  • Youthist 29 Jan 2013 10:24:40 10,057 posts
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    I was just randomly musing too - no need to take offence (smiley face)

    "Good chess players think one move ahead. Great chess players think two or three moves ahead."

  • nickthegun 29 Jan 2013 10:24:44 61,118 posts
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    Lets be honest; a story about dog walking is at least 3000% (approx) more interesting than the entirety of Youthists posting history.

    /preparing for incoming patronisation

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  • Deckard1 29 Jan 2013 10:25:25 29,215 posts
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    A dog eating duck shit is more interesting than anything you've ever done. Harsh words, but I'm struggling to disagree.

    Fish fingers and chips pretty straight forward.

  • Mola_Ram 29 Jan 2013 10:26:34 8,006 posts
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    Speaking of ducks, I am going to have my first foie gras (sp?) tonight. On a boat on the Seine.

    Hoping for snails and frogs legs too - get all the stereotypes in one go.
  • Youthist 29 Jan 2013 10:27:27 10,057 posts
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    Oh Nick - so glad you have joined in! Makes my day to know you don't have me on ignore, it really does.

    Go on - please reply - I know you need the final word.

    "Good chess players think one move ahead. Great chess players think two or three moves ahead."

  • Youthist 29 Jan 2013 10:28:23 10,057 posts
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    Tell us a joke Deckard

    "Good chess players think one move ahead. Great chess players think two or three moves ahead."

  • Mola_Ram 29 Jan 2013 10:29:56 8,006 posts
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    Could we please have the fights somewhere else?
  • speedofthepuma 29 Jan 2013 10:30:02 13,310 posts
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    It's not even as if the forum is dying under too many posts nowadays.

    I lurk. If I've spoken to you, I'm either impassioned, or drunk.

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