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  • Khanivor 19 Jan 2013 16:14:48 40,554 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    There was a rumour going around our school that a kid in the year above put his dick into a wine bottle, got a boner and then had to have the bottle 'carefully' removed by paramedics.
    Where's that old thread by Carrybagma (I think) about things he'd stuck his dick in?
  • Kostabi 19 Jan 2013 16:18:53 4,911 posts
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    Psychotext wrote:
    There are a lot of people in this thread utterly incapable of carrying food or drink.

    I remember I did that as a kid once. Was really looking forward to my meal and on the way to the table I half tripped and basically threw it across the room. I crumpled to the floor and sat there weeping.
    I dropped spaghetti bolognese when I was a lad once, christ does that stuff make a mess. It's also a hollow feeling knowing you've fucked up your own dinner.
  • Lexx87 19 Jan 2013 16:20:52 20,869 posts
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    Porridge is the worst thing in the world to drop, period. Porridge stuck to the floor. That and raw egg white.

    Speak the truth hussy!

  • Deleted user 19 January 2013 16:21:24
    It's not great for sticking your dick in either.
  • Lexx87 19 Jan 2013 16:27:23 20,869 posts
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    Spunking in the bath is hard to clean off the ceramic.

    Speak the truth hussy!

  • Deleted user 19 January 2013 16:39:42
    :eek:
  • Lexx87 19 Jan 2013 16:42:52 20,869 posts
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    I knew that would be like a bat signal to make the man return!

    Speak the truth hussy!

  • localnotail 19 Jan 2013 18:59:50 23,093 posts
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    Must be Fruit then. Makes sense.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • Deleted user 19 January 2013 19:06:36
    Lexx87 wrote:
    I knew that would be like a bat signal to make the man return!
    Been playing lots and lots of Civ 4. I'm actually quite decent at it these days too (not quite Deity standard yet but getting there steadily!).

    However, the thought of your bath-related baby gravy high-jinx was enough to snap me out of my stupor and take to the keyboard to register my outrage!
  • Deleted user 19 January 2013 19:38:58
    Did I just see Stephen Hawking in a GoCompare Ad?

    :(
  • Trafford 19 Jan 2013 20:12:59 5,739 posts
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    Yeah that's him. I heard about it from my kids first.
    Go compare are taking the cameo ads to a whole new level.
  • HoboMario 19 Jan 2013 22:24:33 28 posts
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    Big fucking leap! Cos the last few made me think "am i supposed to know who that is?".
  • cubbymoore 19 Jan 2013 23:19:11 36,488 posts
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    mowgli wrote:
    Did I just see Stephen Hawking in a GoCompare Ad?

    :(
    Christopher Reeve wasn't it.
  • King_Edward 19 Jan 2013 23:21:38 11,454 posts
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    I thought it was the bad guy from Unbreakable.
  • LeoliansBro 21 Jan 2013 08:53:30 43,825 posts
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    What the fuck is going on with Silent Witness* and corpse porn? Hey, are you an actress in your twenties and thinking of going for a silent witness role. Be sure to read the small print as it'll 100% contain a 'get your cold, dead norks out on a slab' clause.

    I mean they're not even pretending any more.

    *middle class as fuck, I know...

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • King_Edward 21 Jan 2013 09:50:58 11,454 posts
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    I dislike the phase "tasteful nudity". I'm not sure there is such a thing.
  • Chopsen 21 Jan 2013 09:55:04 15,885 posts
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    So you find nudity distasteful?

    I agree the Silent Witness thing is a bit odd. It's obviously there for titillation, but you know..they're dead. Bit weird. If realism was the motivation, you'd old men's cocks on display, people's arms and legs would be at weird angles, you'd have shit hanging out of their arseholes, etc. Not slightly pale topless attractive women serenely lying there.
  • DaM 21 Jan 2013 10:06:27 12,996 posts
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    I never watch these murder as light entertainment programs, but get forced to when my mother-in-law is staying. At Christmas I was treated to a Victorian snuff porn whodunit, but because it's on the BBC it's fine. But as soon as I switch over to stream tubegalore, it's a whole different matter!!! Double standards.
  • dirtbox28k 21 Jan 2013 10:07:27 29 posts
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    Most helpful forumite got banned again!

    What is this nonsense?
  • nickthegun 21 Jan 2013 10:07:40 59,525 posts
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    Conversely, it always makes me laugh at, for a show that graphically shows peoples heads exploding and being dissolved in acid, the lengths CSI will go to to avoid showing boobs.

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  • sport 21 Jan 2013 10:12:21 12,697 posts
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    dirtbox28k wrote:
    Most helpful forumite got banned again!

    What is this nonsense?
    Stop saying bad things!

    /no idea what was said
  • dirtbox28k 21 Jan 2013 10:15:44 29 posts
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    I didn't say anything, so it's a mystery.

    Without some sort of info as to why and who clicked the GI button I'm just going to ignore it and carry on like normal. Fuck da police.
  • LeoliansBro 21 Jan 2013 10:23:52 43,825 posts
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    Apparently reporting the infractions of other users can lead to punishment.

    Which seems odd.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • LeoliansBro 21 Jan 2013 10:26:36 43,825 posts
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    Chopsen wrote:
    So you find nudity distasteful?

    I agree the Silent Witness thing is a bit odd. It's obviously there for titillation, but you know..they're dead. Bit weird. If realism was the motivation, you'd old men's cocks on display, people's arms and legs would be at weird angles, you'd have shit hanging out of their arseholes, etc. Not slightly pale topless attractive women serenely lying there.
    It is fucked though. Watching the Casualty-lite establishing scenes and clocking all the women who will end up a) dead and b) getting them out for the lads. IN THAT ORDER.

    Plus that long lost daughter from the first episode had really disappointing puffies ;)

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • Deckard1 21 Jan 2013 10:26:45 27,770 posts
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    It makes you wonder just how high up ecosses child sex ring goes. Maybe all the way to the top!

    Hush you ponce

  • dirtbox28k 21 Jan 2013 10:28:30 29 posts
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    LeoliansBro wrote:
    Apparently reporting the infractions of other users can lead to punishment.

    Which seems odd.
    Haha, really? I see. Maybe they should remove the report button then, because I'm going to uber report the cowardly little snot that anonybanned me.
  • neilka 21 Jan 2013 10:36:43 15,861 posts
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    Who is dirtbox28k

    A map is like comparing velocity and speed.

  • nickthegun 21 Jan 2013 10:39:02 59,525 posts
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    Number 28,000 in the long and proud line of dirtboxes.

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  • mrpon 21 Jan 2013 10:39:47 28,781 posts
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    One of Sir Clives failed ventures.

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • dirtbox28k 21 Jan 2013 10:40:42 29 posts
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    I have the most and sexiest socks.
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