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  • Deckard1 16 Jan 2013 20:31:56 27,278 posts
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    OptimusPube wrote:
    Is this you?
    Oh my

    Edited by MrTomFTW at 20:34:17 16-01-2013
  • cubbymoore 16 Jan 2013 20:44:21 36,468 posts
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    I can't believe Gremmi's stolen my whole shtick. The imaginary American girlfriend routine was my thing!

    Just cos I left for a bit... thinks he can just...

    I mean, he's gone further with it and imagined up marrying her and is now pretending to be living in the US, but still... get your own thing Gremm.
  • Deleted user 16 January 2013 20:45:56
    I have a complex system of VPNs and fake facebook accounts to maintain such things. I basically spend all day photoshopping my pictures. You just weren't dedicated enough.
  • cubbymoore 16 Jan 2013 20:48:10 36,468 posts
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    I just hope the one of you are happy.
  • cubbymoore 16 Jan 2013 20:59:29 36,468 posts
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    My new imaginary girlfriend is Russian. I just hope she doesn't cheat on me like the last one.
  • localnotail 16 Jan 2013 21:03:22 23,093 posts
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    Meme's schtick was so much more complex than a simple ruse, cubby - he raised the game considerably.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • cubbymoore 16 Jan 2013 21:16:19 36,468 posts
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    Fuck.

    Meeting on the internet is a nice touch, Gremm.

    I've now got an email account for Alina so she can send me messages, I'm making sure her english is slightly broken at the moment and will gradually improve it as our relationship blossoms. I've also ordered a pay as you go phone which has international calls, as that is important to her.
  • Rusty_M 16 Jan 2013 21:16:35 4,595 posts
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    Search engizzle biatch!
    I've never heard of that page, but I find it pretty funny.

    The world is going mad. Me? I'm doing fine.

  • Salaman 16 Jan 2013 23:34:21 18,890 posts
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    localnotail wrote:
    Meme's schtick was so much more complex than a simple ruse, cubby - he raised the game considerably.
    Jeez My memory is terrible.
  • spamdangled 16 Jan 2013 23:38:59 27,271 posts
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    As far as generic action movies go, con air is ok.

    3DS: 4055-2781-2855 Xbox: spamdangled PSN: dark_morgan Wii U: Spamdangle Steam: spamdangled

  • Megapocalypse 16 Jan 2013 23:51:36 5,328 posts
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    Wrong. Con Air is an awesome generic action movie.
  • spamdangled 17 Jan 2013 00:16:20 27,271 posts
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    I was being diplomatic :)

    The new series of Yes, Prime Minister though is utterly ruined by blatant canned laughter and a terrible cast. Which is a shame, because the script is pretty good.

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  • Megapocalypse 17 Jan 2013 02:04:51 5,328 posts
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    I like doing a week of nights in the winter. I never see the sun and can pretend I'm a vampire. :D

    One of the cool wisecracking ones from Buffy obviously. Not an emo from Twilight.
  • kickerconspiracy 17 Jan 2013 02:13:50 495 posts
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    I've got an almost irresistible urge to squirt super glue into my belly button and have no idea why.
  • guts 17 Jan 2013 07:15:06 1,690 posts
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    Araldite would be better as it won't stick to the skin quite as much so it should pull out a lot easier and you will have a nice plasticy representation of your belly button.

    Whassamattayou, whyoulookasosad, itsanicaplace, itsanotsobad, heyshaddupayourface.

  • RelaxedMikki 17 Jan 2013 10:13:18 927 posts
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    @kickerconspiracy

    Man that's a powerful urge. I have it too now. Just one super-gluey squirt into the belly button. To see what it feels like.

    You bastard! I sure hope this meme isn't too infectious or things could get messy...
  • guts 17 Jan 2013 12:34:10 1,690 posts
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    Tomorrow is Afro-Caribbean hair day at work...
    I'm dreading it.

    Whassamattayou, whyoulookasosad, itsanicaplace, itsanotsobad, heyshaddupayourface.

  • Deckard1 17 Jan 2013 12:37:50 27,278 posts
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    Is that because you're bald.
  • mrpon 17 Jan 2013 12:38:03 28,503 posts
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    guts wrote:
    Tomorrow is Afro-Caribbean hair day at work...
    I'm dreading it.
    Think you're gonna struggle there..

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • Rusty_M 17 Jan 2013 12:42:08 4,595 posts
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    I see what you did there

    The world is going mad. Me? I'm doing fine.

  • Rens11 17 Jan 2013 14:39:46 1,389 posts
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    RelaxedMikki wrote:
    I preferred Dust. It's not great though. Bit repetitive.

    So, how the heck do you cook a tinned Fray Bentos pie so it all raises properly with no soggy layers of unseparated pastry? I have managed that culinary feat twice in my life - pure fluke. But now my daughter has developed a taste for them, and the pressure is on, I just can't figure it out. The 25 minutes at gas mark 8 quoted on the tin never works...?
    What I do is cook it till its crispy then cut the lid out flip it over and cook till its crispy again.
    I asked the girlfriend to prepare me a nice crispy pie before using the same clear and concise instructions, went to get the pie out of the oven and she had turned the whole pie tin upside down so it was a soggy mess floating in a tray.

    Dont kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, hed eat you and everyone you care about!

  • Deleted user 17 January 2013 15:09:38
    andytheadequate wrote:
    BillCityfingers wrote:
    Piss off with your "jus" or your "reduction of" or a "what ever the fuck foam". Say SAUCE dammit, it's a bloody SAUCE.

    "Smothered with a red wine, mushroom & tarragon jus", NO! It's COVERED in a red wine, mushroom and tarragon SAUCE, you prick!

    That's been building up for a while...
    I agree completely, it's almost as annoying as a clothes shop calling itself a boutique
    Oh god, don't get me started.
  • guts 17 Jan 2013 15:51:35 1,690 posts
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    @deckard and @mrpon...

    How very dare you!!!

    Edited by guts at 15:52:26 17-01-2013

    Whassamattayou, whyoulookasosad, itsanicaplace, itsanotsobad, heyshaddupayourface.

  • Rusty_M 17 Jan 2013 17:24:15 4,595 posts
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    A Eurofighter Typhoon flew overhead when I was on my way home from work. No idea what it'd be doing in Edinburgh.

    The world is going mad. Me? I'm doing fine.

  • Psychotext 17 Jan 2013 17:46:47 53,855 posts
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    Practising for when we have to bomb those rebellious Scots.
  • Rusty_M 17 Jan 2013 17:49:55 4,595 posts
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    eep!

    The world is going mad. Me? I'm doing fine.

  • ronuds 17 Jan 2013 17:51:50 21,788 posts
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    kickerconspiracy wrote:
    I've got an almost irresistible urge to squirt super glue into my belly button and have no idea why.
    I wouldn't. Takes forever to get it off and it hurts.

    I speak, unfortunately, from recent experience.
  • kickerconspiracy 17 Jan 2013 17:54:40 495 posts
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    I've managed to resist the urge so far, but I was thinking of maybe working my way up to super glue and starting with something like a Pritt Stick.
  • Chopsen 17 Jan 2013 17:55:36 15,753 posts
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    ronuds wrote:
    kickerconspiracy wrote:
    I've got an almost irresistible urge to squirt super glue into my belly button and have no idea why.
    I wouldn't. Takes forever to get it off and it hurts.

    I speak, unfortunately, from recent experience.
    What? Is this like a thing now?
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