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cubbymoore 35,499 posts
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Registered 9 years agoI can't believe Gremmi's stolen my whole shtick. The imaginary American girlfriend routine was my thing!
Just cos I left for a bit... thinks he can just...
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meme 15,519 posts
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Registered 5 years agoI have a complex system of VPNs and fake facebook accounts to maintain such things. I basically spend all day photoshopping my pictures. You just weren't dedicated enough.GHOSTBUSTERS
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cubbymoore 35,499 posts
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cubbymoore 35,499 posts
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localnotail 21,457 posts
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Registered 4 years agoMeme's schtick was so much more complex than a simple ruse, cubby - he raised the game considerably.Playing all the right notes— but not necessarily in the right order.
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cubbymoore 35,499 posts
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Meeting on the internet is a nice touch, Gremm.
I've now got an email account for Alina so she can send me messages, I'm making sure her english is slightly broken at the moment and will gradually improve it as our relationship blossoms. I've also ordered a pay as you go phone which has international calls, as that is important to her. -
Rusty_M 3,626 posts
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I've never heard of that page, but I find it pretty funny.The world is going mad. Me? I'm doing fine.
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Salaman 16,600 posts
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Registered 9 years agolocalnotail wrote:
Jeez My memory is terrible.
Meme's schtick was so much more complex than a simple ruse, cubby - he raised the game considerably. -
darkmorgado 22,598 posts
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Registered 4 years agoAs far as generic action movies go, con air is ok.Now with 80% more Cthulhu!
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Megapocalypse 4,462 posts
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Registered 9 years agoWrong. Con Air is an awesome generic action movie. -
darkmorgado 22,598 posts
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Registered 4 years agoI was being diplomatic.gif)
The new series of Yes, Prime Minister though is utterly ruined by blatant canned laughter and a terrible cast. Which is a shame, because the script is pretty good.Now with 80% more Cthulhu!
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Megapocalypse 4,462 posts
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Registered 9 years agoI like doing a week of nights in the winter. I never see the sun and can pretend I'm a vampire.
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guts 1,668 posts
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Registered 6 years agoAraldite would be better as it won't stick to the skin quite as much so it should pull out a lot easier and you will have a nice plasticy representation of your belly button.Whassamattayou, whyoulookasosad, itsanicaplace, itsanotsobad, heyshaddupayourface.
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RelaxedMikki 753 posts
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Man that's a powerful urge. I have it too now. Just one super-gluey squirt into the belly button. To see what it feels like.
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guts 1,668 posts
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Registered 6 years agoTomorrow is Afro-Caribbean hair day at work...
I'm dreading it.Whassamattayou, whyoulookasosad, itsanicaplace, itsanotsobad, heyshaddupayourface.
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Deckard1 18,110 posts
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mrpon 24,107 posts
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Registered 6 years agoguts wrote:
Think you're gonna struggle there..
Tomorrow is Afro-Caribbean hair day at work...
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Registered 4 years agoRelaxedMikki wrote:
What I do is cook it till its crispy then cut the lid out flip it over and cook till its crispy again.
I preferred Dust. It's not great though. Bit repetitive.
So, how the heck do you cook a tinned Fray Bentos pie so it all raises properly with no soggy layers of unseparated pastry? I have managed that culinary feat twice in my life - pure fluke. But now my daughter has developed a taste for them, and the pressure is on, I just can't figure it out. The 25 minutes at gas mark 8 quoted on the tin never works...?
I asked the girlfriend to prepare me a nice crispy pie before using the same clear and concise instructions, went to get the pie out of the oven and she had turned the whole pie tin upside down so it was a soggy mess floating in a tray.Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!
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Oh god, don't get me started.BillCityfingers wrote:
I agree completely, it's almost as annoying as a clothes shop calling itself a boutique
Piss off with your "jus" or your "reduction of" or a "what ever the fuck foam". Say SAUCE dammit, it's a bloody SAUCE.
"Smothered with a red wine, mushroom & tarragon jus", NO! It's COVERED in a red wine, mushroom and tarragon SAUCE, you prick!
That's been building up for a while..."You can kill an otter in about a second, just kick it's face off."
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Rusty_M 3,626 posts
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Registered 6 years agoA Eurofighter Typhoon flew overhead when I was on my way home from work. No idea what it'd be doing in Edinburgh.The world is going mad. Me? I'm doing fine.
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Psychotext 49,221 posts
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Registered 7 years agoPractising for when we have to bomb those rebellious Scots.This post is sponsored by Apple and the iPhone 4S. Think different.
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ronuds 20,553 posts
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Registered 7 years agokickerconspiracy wrote:
I wouldn't. Takes forever to get it off and it hurts.
I've got an almost irresistible urge to squirt super glue into my belly button and have no idea why.
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kickerconspiracy 495 posts
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Registered 6 years agoI've managed to resist the urge so far, but I was thinking of maybe working my way up to super glue and starting with something like a Pritt Stick. -
ronuds wrote:
What? Is this like a thing now?kickerconspiracy wrote:
I wouldn't. Takes forever to get it off and it hurts.
I've got an almost irresistible urge to squirt super glue into my belly button and have no idea why.
I speak, unfortunately, from recent experience.Thanks for expressing interest in my signature!
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