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  • wogsy81 2 Jan 2013 10:17:53 759 posts
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    warlockuk wrote:
    Apple make screens that are 13 feet wide now?
    Fixed it :)
  • warlockuk 2 Jan 2013 10:41:45 19,223 posts
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    So now... it'll get crushed... by a dwarf. :)

    I'm a grumpy bastard.

  • guts 2 Jan 2013 16:07:27 1,690 posts
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    Someone's just been sacked. Turns out his ability to sell stuff for cash was quite good, bit his ability to put that cash in the till and register the sale on our stock system was quite bad. Shot start to the new year, but that's why you should be on the take.

    Whassamattayou, whyoulookasosad, itsanicaplace, itsanotsobad, heyshaddupayourface.

  • LeoliansBro 2 Jan 2013 17:36:26 44,956 posts
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    Based on his latest book jacket, Charlie Brooker's lost a ton of weight but gained a floppy Hugh Grant haircut.

    Score draw.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • HoboMario 2 Jan 2013 18:03:08 28 posts
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    Why do McDonalds name their limited edition burgers so embarassingly?

    Currently trying to muster the courage to utter the phrase "a Winter Warmer and large fries please".
  • neilka 2 Jan 2013 18:05:21 16,527 posts
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    Just point and grunt, they'll be used to it.

    BAAANG!!!!! EXPLOTION!!!!!

  • localnotail 2 Jan 2013 23:33:04 23,093 posts
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    Dishwasher arrived today, I fitted it this evening. Am I now officially middle class?

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • Psychotext 2 Jan 2013 23:34:17 55,032 posts
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    No, you will be when you get a cleaner because you can't be arsed loading the thing or washing your surfaces any more.
  • localnotail 2 Jan 2013 23:35:55 23,093 posts
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    I don't really care enough about cleanliness to ever pay anyone to clean my house.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • Deleted user 2 January 2013 23:38:30
    Surely you'd be more middle class if you had loads of kitchenware that was hand-wash only.
  • Psychotext 2 Jan 2013 23:42:45 55,032 posts
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    Also, I don't think you can ever be middle class if you fitted it yourself. Isn't that what the people from John Lewis are for?
  • cubbymoore 2 Jan 2013 23:47:27 36,504 posts
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    I am looking forward to Les Miserables and have listened to Anne Hathaway's I Dreamed A Dream on youtube 3 times. That's either middle class or gay.
  • Deleted user 2 January 2013 23:51:02
    Both. You need to change your name to Quentin or Tarquill by deed poll now.
  • cubbymoore 2 Jan 2013 23:52:17 36,504 posts
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    4 times now darling.
  • Psychotext 3 Jan 2013 00:01:14 55,032 posts
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    meme wrote:
    Tarquill
    I think that's the stuff I use when I've got the flu and I can't sleep.
  • localnotail 3 Jan 2013 00:04:26 23,093 posts
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    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • sport 4 Jan 2013 11:56:16 12,808 posts
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    Need a new heart? Sure!
    Need a new hand? No problem!
    Grow a little hair on my head? Fuck off!
  • askew 4 Jan 2013 12:04:06 12,714 posts
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    It's the Holy Grail of our times.
  • sport 4 Jan 2013 12:21:57 12,808 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    You realise you can have your arse hair sowed onto your head now though yes?

    To be honest thats more than you bald cunts deserve.
    BAN REQUEST PLZ!! Blatant baldism!
  • Deleted user 4 January 2013 14:23:59
    I've not heard of this Panasonic Q until I saw LB mention it in the WiiU thread. Just googled it and I now remember seeing it in a charity shop before and thinking it was a cheap Chinese Gamecube knockoff...

    :(
  • localnotail 4 Jan 2013 15:36:09 23,093 posts
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    Trouble with getting friends to do work on your house is that they take liberties with their time because they are giving it to you cheaper than their usual rate.
    /stares mournfully at unfinished bathroom then trips over abandoned tools left behind while said friend went to have lunch with his sister 2.5 hours ago.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • chopsen 4 Jan 2013 15:38:25 16,290 posts
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    sport wrote:
    Grow a little hair on my head? Fuck off!
    Actually, the treatment is quite straightforward: castration.
  • skuzzbag 4 Jan 2013 15:59:26 5,723 posts
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    sport wrote:
    Need a new heart? Sure!
    Need a new hand? No problem!
    Grow a little hair on my head? Fuck off!
    Yeah and when I asked the doctor to refer me so that I could get a robot hand she looked at me like I'd asked to FHUTA.
  • Deleted user 4 January 2013 16:04:48
    Chopsen wrote:
    sport wrote:
    Grow a little hair on my head? Fuck off!
    Actually, the treatment is quite straightforward: castration.
    Pfft. That's your solution to everything.
  • chopsen 4 Jan 2013 16:08:20 16,290 posts
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    I never see people come back afterwards, so it must work.
  • mrpon 4 Jan 2013 16:23:30 29,560 posts
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    http://www.baldlogo.com/

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • Deleted user 6 January 2013 18:32:46
    OK, I somehow ended signed up to living social.com and get bombarded with emails every day. Actually bothered to look at one today and it looked very good. 3 driving lessons for 19 with Independent Instructors Network.

    http://www.livingsocial.com/cities/1569/deals/526760-three-hours-of-driving-lessons

    Anyone got experience with living social?Never used one of these sites before. Same question re Independent Instructors Network?
  • Khanivor 6 Jan 2013 18:39:25 41,253 posts
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    /feels like blizeh just stepped on my grave
  • Deleted user 6 January 2013 18:39:51
    Now why is that?
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