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  • bitch_tits_zero_nine 31 Dec 2012 16:56:28 6,652 posts
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    Father Jack ftw.
  • guts 31 Dec 2012 17:03:03 1,690 posts
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    skuzzbag wrote:
    guts wrote:
    I know it's immature, and my 12yo daughter was none the wiser, but I was just over at my parents nicking my dads spirit level so that I can put some shelves up, and I told little Em to go and ask her grandad if he had any spare bubbles for it. Because it was her asking and not me he actually stopped and thought for a bit if he had any.
    Here you go. Let me know if you need any long stands, also I've got a great contact for striped paint in Korea.
    Silly man, just the bubble needed. Got the liquid. I did fall for the 'long weight' gag when I was first in the trade as a wet behind the ears sixteen year old. Have got other people with it and always do it to the work experience lads that get sent to us. Sky hooks, glass nails, skirting board ladders, tartan paint and the lot.

    Whassamattayou, whyoulookasosad, itsanicaplace, itsanotsobad, heyshaddupayourface.

  • Deleted user 31 December 2012 17:05:16
    Fingers crossed that 16 tins of Stella ought to light the way home after tonight.

    Happy New Year All :D
  • CharlieStCloud 31 Dec 2012 18:15:01 5,217 posts
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    I would like to say 'thank you' to the fine folks on this place for giving some of my days a reason(s) to be cheerful ...

    ... I am off out now so, toodle-pip and a Happy New Year to you guys and gals!

    : )
  • Syrette 1 Jan 2013 15:56:05 43,589 posts
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    Who has revan8 come back as?

    I've got a feeling it's this DarkSpace person, but I shouldn't jump to conclusions.

  • Moot_Point 1 Jan 2013 16:01:22 4,153 posts
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    @Syrette PepsiPop.

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    mowgli wrote: I thought the 1 married the .2 and founded Islam?

  • Deleted user 1 January 2013 16:10:13
    Who the fuck is revan8?
  • Jeepers 1 Jan 2013 16:13:13 13,181 posts
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    mowgli wrote:
    Who the fuck is revan8?
    Serial bullshitter who had a thing for Deckard.
  • Deleted user 1 January 2013 16:19:36
    Sounds like Darkmongo
  • Jeepers 1 Jan 2013 16:20:57 13,181 posts
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    mowgli wrote:
    Sounds like Darkmongo
    Similar but fractionally less irritating.
  • Deleted user 1 January 2013 16:22:38
    God knows how I missed this.
  • Deckard1 1 Jan 2013 16:23:15 28,242 posts
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    She sent me a picture of her vagina.
  • nickthegun 1 Jan 2013 16:26:47 60,129 posts
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    A vagina. It could have come from anywhere.

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    someone say something funny

  • SolidSCB 1 Jan 2013 16:27:30 6,771 posts
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    Strikingly similar to blue waffle I've heard
  • Deleted user 1 January 2013 16:33:06
    o_O
  • Deckard1 1 Jan 2013 16:33:50 28,242 posts
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    Nah it was definitely hers, it had a label with "revan" written on hanging from the tampon string
  • jonsaan 1 Jan 2013 16:36:39 25,352 posts
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    Post the picture or gtfo.

    Edited by jonsaan at 16:36:56 01-01-2013

    FCUTA!

  • Deckard1 1 Jan 2013 16:54:44 28,242 posts
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    Flight of the motherfucking Navigator is on!! Flight of the motherfucking Navigator!!
  • Psychotext 2 Jan 2013 00:39:34 54,301 posts
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    I really should eat, but there's basically nothing I want. :(
  • Deleted user 2 January 2013 00:45:44
    @Psychotext Ask Deckard nicely, I'm sure he'll let you have Revan8's pic.
  • Psychotext 2 Jan 2013 00:49:02 54,301 posts
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    That would surely rid me of my appetite completely?
  • Deleted user 2 January 2013 00:52:20
    Kill or cure... kill or cure...
  • DodgyPast 2 Jan 2013 07:15:59 8,478 posts
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    Jet lag and getting older sucks.

    Fly back to the UK ( - 7 hours), stay for 6 days and my body just about gets used to it... Probably not helped by an almost complete absence of sunlight. Now back to Thailand and feeling utterly exhausted.

    Fortunately I don't start work until Saturday.

    Got a feeling a swim should help to sort me out but currently feeling too tired to move off the sofa.
  • LeoliansBro 2 Jan 2013 08:01:36 44,414 posts
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    Don't think I've ever seen a red sunrise so vivid

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • Rusty_M 2 Jan 2013 08:28:58 4,706 posts
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    The sun doesn't appear to have risen as far as I can tell.

    The world is going mad. Me? I'm doing fine.

  • wogsy81 2 Jan 2013 08:31:35 748 posts
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    I recently bought my first apple product in my entire life. An 13" 2.9ghz macbook pro.
    Ive been using windows for over 10 years and i must say this laptop and its OS are a joy to use. Especially for video editing. I freaking love this laptop.

    I feel kinda guilty now for all the times i have slagged apple off.

    Edited by wogsy81 at 10:17:28 02-01-2013
  • LeoliansBro 2 Jan 2013 08:50:41 44,414 posts
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    Rusty_M wrote:
    The sun doesn't appear to have risen as far as I can tell.
    No, you've just not dared to open your eyes yet. I only did by accident.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • warlockuk 2 Jan 2013 09:21:44 19,178 posts
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    Apple make screens that are 13 feet wide now?

    I'm a grumpy bastard.

  • Rusty_M 2 Jan 2013 09:33:11 4,706 posts
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    LeoliansBro wrote:
    Rusty_M wrote:
    The sun doesn't appear to have risen as far as I can tell.
    No, you've just not dared to open your eyes yet. I only did by accident.
    Lucky I got to work without crashing the car :D

    The world is going mad. Me? I'm doing fine.

  • mcmonkeyplc 2 Jan 2013 09:38:10 39,458 posts
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    This mornings sunrise was pretty darn impressive. Made me forget I hate everything.

    Come and get it cumslingers!

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