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  • mrpon 31 Dec 2012 10:15:45 29,814 posts
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    Shampain

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  • GuiltySpark 31 Dec 2012 10:16:00 6,519 posts
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    If it's good enough for Zapp Brannigan to get wrong, it's good enough for mowgli.

    Get bent.

  • MrTomFTW Moderator 31 Dec 2012 10:23:25 40,287 posts
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    Sham-pag-nuh

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  • Rusty_M 31 Dec 2012 10:25:50 5,024 posts
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    Sham Harga's House of Ribs?

    The world is going mad. Me? I'm doing fine.
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  • MrTomFTW Moderator 31 Dec 2012 10:28:02 40,287 posts
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    Come feel my bedsheets, they're real velour.

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  • Deleted user 31 December 2012 10:33:25
    Oops! Can't even blame my phone on that. I blame the fact that I don't actually like champagne, takes like fizzy piss.
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 31 Dec 2012 10:36:53 40,287 posts
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    Chur-fee-shees

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  • Deleted user 31 December 2012 10:37:47
    mowgli wrote:
    Oops! Can't even blame my phone on that. I blame the fact that I don't actually like champagne, takes like fizzy piss.
    Fizzy chimp-pain piss.
  • kickerconspiracy 31 Dec 2012 10:37:51 494 posts
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    Buck-Fast On Corn-flakes
  • Bremenacht 31 Dec 2012 10:50:34 20,040 posts
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    Vin e' Gar.

    Je suis Burkey

  • Deleted user 31 December 2012 10:57:50
    Mo-wet.

    [I]wink[/I]
  • mrpon 31 Dec 2012 11:08:42 29,814 posts
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    Potty training my two year old at the moment.

    No link at all.

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  • guts 31 Dec 2012 11:44:17 1,690 posts
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    I know it's immature, and my 12yo daughter was none the wiser, but I was just over at my parents nicking my dads spirit level so that I can put some shelves up, and I told little Em to go and ask her grandad if he had any spare bubbles for it. Because it was her asking and not me he actually stopped and thought for a bit if he had any.

    Whassamattayou, whyoulookasosad, itsanicaplace, itsanotsobad, heyshaddupayourface.

  • Deleted user 31 December 2012 11:58:08
    mrpon wrote:
    Potty training my two year old at the moment.

    No link at all.
    Do you do outcalls?
  • skuzzbag 31 Dec 2012 12:36:10 5,824 posts
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    guts wrote:
    I know it's immature, and my 12yo daughter was none the wiser, but I was just over at my parents nicking my dads spirit level so that I can put some shelves up, and I told little Em to go and ask her grandad if he had any spare bubbles for it. Because it was her asking and not me he actually stopped and thought for a bit if he had any.
    Here you go. Let me know if you need any long stands, also I've got a great contact for striped paint in Korea.
  • danathjo 31 Dec 2012 16:03:34 7,598 posts
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    Went for a pre NYE hair cut this morning and without even asking the dude shaved/trimmed my eyebrows!

    I know they were geting long and all but I guess it's just one step closer to trimming my nose and ear hair...I hate getting old.
  • GuiltySpark 31 Dec 2012 16:17:23 6,519 posts
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    ..Sylar?

    Get bent.

  • Deleted user 31 December 2012 16:34:32
    Currently deciding exactly how drunk I ought to get tonight.

    Probably more than I am already.
  • Deleted user 31 December 2012 16:40:10
    Why have all the premium lagers suddenly been reduced in alcoholic content.

    Stella is now 4.8 ish..

    If it's as a result of legislative changes we're getting down to politics that affects me tbh.
  • SYS64738 31 Dec 2012 16:40:52 1,776 posts
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    Waiting for flight back home after super expensive lads weekend in London. Soon as I get home get changed and go out for NYE. Not in the mood whatsoever but gotta play nice for the GF. Too old for this shit.

    PSN: SYS64738_UK

  • Deleted user 31 December 2012 16:43:08
    Figured that. Tbh, I honestly don't mind tax increases on booze. Still hate the Tories though.
  • Deleted user 31 December 2012 16:48:23
    bitch_tits_zero_nine wrote:
    ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 5%
    hic
    attgggjtfsdff[hic]/quote]

    I concur.
  • Deleted user 31 December 2012 16:52:22
    :D....

    They go to far, and knowing how intrinsic booze is to British culture, people will start brewing moonshine.
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 31 Dec 2012 16:54:57 16,707 posts
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    /wipes Toilet Duck off lips

    Wubba lubba dub-dub

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