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  • Psychotext 14 Dec 2012 18:00:05 57,358 posts
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    lol, just got an invite put through the door for an 18th birthday party for "Laura" at a house down the road.

    Me, with my reputation?

    /dons night vision goggles
  • jonsaan 14 Dec 2012 18:05:27 25,863 posts
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    But but, hardly any singers sound like their talking voice? Tell me who does.
  • billythekid 14 Dec 2012 18:08:08 11,720 posts
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    Psychotext wrote:
    lol, just got an invite put through the door for an 18th birthday party for "Laura" at a house down the road.

    Me, with my reputation?

    /dons night vision goggles
    They're dishing out paper invites? How quaint.
    Do Laura a favour and put the event on Facebook for her. Might help swell the numbers.
  • Psychotext 14 Dec 2012 18:08:57 57,358 posts
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    I'm half tempted to actually turn up. 18 is a bit young for me but who knows, I might be persuaded. :D
  • Deleted user 14 December 2012 18:10:47
    Just makes me think of Amber's party in spaced.
  • jonsaan 14 Dec 2012 18:11:41 25,863 posts
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    @Psychotext stone?
  • Psychotext 14 Dec 2012 18:21:20 57,358 posts
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    I don't get the reference... but maybe that was the point.

    Secret messages ahoy!
  • jonsaan 14 Dec 2012 18:28:52 25,863 posts
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    Get down there. Bag yourself a teenage pregnancy in 9 months time. Buy a load of tracksuits and get on the rock and roll. Sorted.
  • Psychotext 14 Dec 2012 18:29:28 57,358 posts
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    Win.
  • localnotail 14 Dec 2012 21:32:16 23,084 posts
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    jonsaan wrote:
    But but, hardly any singers sound like their talking voice? Tell me who does.
    Billy Bragg? I take your point, and I'm doing my best not to damn them, but there is just something I can't believe in them.

    It is hypocritical of me, but there you go. I mean, I love The Destroyers and they play gypsy folk mentality, despite most of them being white middle class Englishmen. But I know them, they just love to play and write that style of music. Maybe Mumford & Sons do as well.
  • Jono62 14 Dec 2012 22:04:53 14,911 posts
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    Psychotext wrote:
    I don't get the reference... but maybe that was the point.

    Secret messages ahoy!
    You've never watched Spaced? Ban him!!
  • Mr-Brett 14 Dec 2012 23:14:38 13,261 posts
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    jonsaan wrote:
    But but, hardly any singers sound like their talking voice? Tell me who does.
    William Shatner :)
  • beastmaster 16 Dec 2012 15:12:01 12,893 posts
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    I bought a new car today. A1 with Xenon lights and Bose speakers. ETA March 2013.

    :eek:
  • localnotail 17 Dec 2012 00:08:41 23,084 posts
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    I'm not sure I can handle Jim Carrey as a gay man in "I love you Philip Morris". He's giving me too much of a Dahmer vibe.

    Sadly I am too tired to reach the remote. Can barely stand, I've had food poisoning / Norovirus since Friday night. Still scared of farting.
  • mrpon 17 Dec 2012 00:52:23 30,473 posts
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    Tonights nightmare sorted.
  • localnotail 17 Dec 2012 00:59:41 23,084 posts
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    @mrpon You're welcome. If it helps, for extra colour, there was an incident on Saturday about 4AM. Let's call it a "liquid mowgli". :eek:
  • Moot_Point 17 Dec 2012 01:03:40 4,778 posts
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    @localnotail
  • localnotail 17 Dec 2012 01:15:03 23,084 posts
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    I ate my first meal tonight since Friday. 48hrs. I can hear it bubbling around inside me. It's going to be a long night. I should probably leave my phone in the loo, post regular updates.
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 17 Dec 2012 01:49:35 17,015 posts
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    Pictures please
  • localnotail 17 Dec 2012 03:13:29 23,084 posts
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    Slightly less funny now: my baby exploded both ends about 10 mins after I posted that last. It's like being in a sepia version of The Exorcist, but at both ends of her. They can get some amazing distance on their spews eh?
  • Moot_Point 17 Dec 2012 03:16:09 4,778 posts
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    Karma works!
  • FuzzyDuck 17 Dec 2012 03:47:38 6,396 posts
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    Psychotext wrote:
    lol, just got an invite put through the door for an 18th birthday party for "Laura" at a house down the road.

    Me, with my reputation?

    /dons night vision goggles
    Do they make that same satisfying 'peewwwwww!' as Sam Fisher's when you turn them on?

    I once worked with a guy who wanted a pair for that purpose. And to go spy on teenage disco closing time from the erm, 'Smut Bus'.

    Edited by FuzzyDuck at 09:00:20 17-12-2012
  • Psychotext 17 Dec 2012 11:31:19 57,358 posts
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    No, I think Sam has the patent on that cool noise.
  • megastar 17 Dec 2012 13:18:39 17,230 posts
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    Mels tits look tasty today on gino & mel
  • Deleted user 17 December 2012 21:12:44
    One day in the future. It may be a few decades from now but I trust the day will come. My piece of shit Android Galaxy Note will last a whole day without fucking up. Without randomly resetting itself. Without fucking up my text input by randomly replacing text. Chrome wont crash. The dialler won't decide that it doesn't want to let me see what numbers I'm dialling. One day. Or I'll just go back to fucking iOS and enjoy a boring, but one that actually fucking works.
  • Kostabi 17 Dec 2012 21:21:18 5,468 posts
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    I wonder if I could use veet for men on my head without losing my eyebrows/lashes?
  • Deleted user 17 December 2012 21:28:15
    FUCKING RBS CUNTS
  • Rusty_M 17 Dec 2012 22:17:43 5,385 posts
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    Bloody hell mowgli. What've they done now?
  • Deleted user 17 December 2012 22:20:25
    They shat right on his chair.
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