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  • localnotail 6 Dec 2012 19:03:45 23,084 posts
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    mikeck wrote:
    localnotail wrote:

    He's been like this for 3 years, it's been pretty bad since the baby arrived. He pisses on her stuff.
    That would be the final straw for me. It's hard though I know, especially for a pet you've had for years and do love.
    Well, since she also pisses and spews up on her stuff occasionally, I don't mind it too much, but it needs to stop. He's just neurotic, has abandonment issues. I've decided to embark upon a combined programme of making sure I give him lots of love every day and spraying him in the face with a plant mister when I catch him befouling the house. I can't give him to someone else. He's our problem, we need to deal with him.
  • ronuds 6 Dec 2012 19:19:02 21,783 posts
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    Has your dog been fixed?
  • Deleted user 6 December 2012 19:19:10
    Yeah unfortunate phrase that :)

    She knows the vices so no worries there :)
  • Deleted user 6 December 2012 19:54:41
    Sorry to hear about your cat local. You looked into external help? Where I live there are animal behaviourists that people swear by (always thought it sounded daft but results speak for themselves).
  • Deleted user 6 December 2012 19:55:20
    What about a calming collar? They're supposed to help with marking and whatnot.
  • Deleted user 6 December 2012 20:35:52
    Bag of catnip might help. Keep kitty slightly spaced-out.
  • ronuds 6 Dec 2012 20:37:47 21,783 posts
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    Oops - thought it was a dog.

    Cats need fixin' too, though!
  • Lukus 6 Dec 2012 21:00:55 20,257 posts
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    John Bishop. Does anyone actually find him funny? I remain unconvinced they do.
  • CharlieStCloud 6 Dec 2012 21:40:03 5,820 posts
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    Lukus wrote:
    John Bishop. Does anyone actually find him funny? I remain unconvinced they do.
    Some of his stories are nice to listen to and can get a chuckle out of you, but very funny or hilarious...?

    Nope.
  • localnotail 6 Dec 2012 23:28:41 23,084 posts
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    I don't hate John Bishop but I wouldn't choose to watch him.

    Cat is neutered, yes. Unfortunately we have a lot of strays in the area so we get a lot of territorial pissings outside the house and he's picked up the habit from them. I'm hoping he'll calm down once he gets used to the baby, and the new double glazing should stop the stray smell getting into the house as much. If he can't sort his shit out I might look into seeing a behavioural specialist. We've had him checked by the vets for any medical problems but there aren't any. Also tried Feliway. No change. He's not good with collars, so not sure about a calming collar.

    Baby adores him though, and I think once she's older he'll get all the attention he wants and more, so maybe it'll sort itself out. I hope.
  • Deleted user 6 December 2012 23:40:23
    This might sound a bit stupid, but try putting his basket or bed up somewhere where he (comfortably & accessibly) looks down on you. Maybe he just needs convincing that he's the top cat in your house.
  • Deleted user 6 December 2012 23:41:24
    Piss on his head.
  • graysonavich 6 Dec 2012 23:42:43 8,213 posts
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    Lukus wrote:
    John Bishop. Does anyone actually find him funny? I remain unconvinced they do.
    The ultimate by-product of the last few years of shitty "observation comedy".

    He's constantly 2 jokes away from "so, how about those airplane peanuts eh, eh?"
  • Deleted user 7 December 2012 06:57:27
    meme wrote:
    Piss on his head.
    John bishop?
  • GuiltySpark 7 Dec 2012 07:01:07 6,647 posts
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    wtfs happened to youtube
  • mikeck 7 Dec 2012 10:28:07 1,936 posts
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    localnotail wrote:
    mikeck wrote:
    localnotail wrote:

    He's been like this for 3 years, it's been pretty bad since the baby arrived. He pisses on her stuff.
    That would be the final straw for me. It's hard though I know, especially for a pet you've had for years and do love.
    Well, since she also pisses and spews up on her stuff occasionally, I don't mind it too much, but it needs to stop. He's just neurotic, has abandonment issues. I've decided to embark upon a combined programme of making sure I give him lots of love every day and spraying him in the face with a plant mister when I catch him befouling the house. I can't give him to someone else. He's our problem, we need to deal with him.
    Haha, good point :)

    It's commendable that you're going to persevere, but it's also sad that I felt the need to type that, knowing that many people would just abandon him as being too difficult.

    Either way, I think a solid mix of love and misted spray will work wonders ;)
  • nickthegun 7 Dec 2012 10:39:38 67,849 posts
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    CharlieStCloud wrote:
    Lukus wrote:
    John Bishop. Does anyone actually find him funny? I remain unconvinced they do.
    Some of his stories are nice to listen to
    You are aware of his accent?
  • kickerconspiracy 7 Dec 2012 10:43:39 494 posts
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    It's like having sulfuric acid poured into your ears listening to that guy.

    Edited by kickerconspiracy at 10:43:50 07-12-2012
  • RichDC 7 Dec 2012 11:16:25 6,928 posts
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    The girl in front if me on this train probably has no idea of how much danger she is in of being vomited on.

    /seriously hungover
  • RichDC 7 Dec 2012 11:17:13 6,928 posts
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    The girl in front if me on this train probably has no idea of how much danger she is in of being vomited on.

    /seriously hungover
  • MrTomFTW Best Moderator, 2015 7 Dec 2012 11:27:25 45,076 posts
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    Dear Penthouse,
    Megapocalypse wrote:
    The girl in front if me on this train probably has no idea of how much danger she is in of being vomited on.

    /seriously hungover
  • RichDC 7 Dec 2012 11:30:09 6,928 posts
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    She's gone now. Replaced by some old guy reading the daily mail.
  • sport 7 Dec 2012 11:33:32 13,626 posts
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    Megapocalypse wrote:
    She's gone now. Replaced by some old guy reading the daily mail.
    THAT'S MRPON!!!

    RUN MRPON!!!
  • Rusty_M 7 Dec 2012 11:40:11 6,178 posts
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    Megapocalypse wrote:
    She's gone now. Replaced by some old guy reading the daily mail.
    Do it!
  • mrpon 7 Dec 2012 12:15:48 32,349 posts
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    Oi!
  • Deleted user 7 December 2012 15:05:28
    I would guess they think you're a spastic.
  • Deleted user 7 December 2012 15:05:53
    Sorry, I mean retard.

    What is the PC term for retarded spastics these days?
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