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  • kickerconspiracy 28 Nov 2012 16:22:37 494 posts
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    Is it wrong that I became slightly aroused when I read that?
  • jellyhead 28 Nov 2012 16:26:23 24,346 posts
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    @RelaxedMikki HE DID A GOOD THING! :)

    Mr Bungle are awesome and Mike Patton is a creative monster. I can completely understand how people wouldn't like it though. Same with Primus.
  • nickthegun 28 Nov 2012 16:32:29 71,648 posts
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    Mike Patton trivia: he put his G4 on ebay and signed it for the winner

  • localnotail 28 Nov 2012 16:50:58 23,072 posts
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    Mr Bungle are great. I sing the egg song when I'm in need of a wee but have to hold it in. Speaking of wee...

    skuzzbag wrote:
    kickerconspiracy wrote:
    @DaM

    http://lifehacker.com/5873922/10-stubborn-body-myths-that-just-wont-die-debunked-by-science
    Myth buster 5 is a crock of shit. Urinating on jellyfish stings does reduce the pain for a good amount of time. Happened to my wife :D
    I had to wee on my ex's foot in India when he thought he'd got stung by a jellyfish. He was screaming at me to do it in the middle of a crowded beach, but we don't have the directional aim of you men, so I had to collect it in my hand and pour it on. Didn't help at all.

    Turned out he'd actually trodden on one of these:
  • Deleted user 28 November 2012 16:54:10
    @localnotail
    We don't want to hear about your disgusting sex games! Begone with you!
  • kickerconspiracy 28 Nov 2012 16:56:55 494 posts
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    Fantomex wrote:
    @localnotail
    We want to hear about your disgusting sex games! Regale us Please
    Fixed.

    Edited by kickerconspiracy at 16:57:09 28-11-2012
  • Psychotext 28 Nov 2012 17:11:03 61,813 posts
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    Maybe you get so grossed out by having someone piss on you that it takes your mind off it.
  • mrpon 28 Nov 2012 17:24:38 33,615 posts
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    Ooo nasty I've heard of those things, jellecosse they're called.
  • Load_2.0 28 Nov 2012 22:26:52 25,606 posts
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    Eraser must hold the record for largest number of alligator fatalities to occur in one film.
  • localnotail 28 Nov 2012 23:46:34 23,072 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:
    Eraser must hold the record for largest number of alligator fatalities to occur in one film.
    Are there more than in the film "Alligator"?
  • Trafford 29 Nov 2012 01:18:31 7,964 posts
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    Such a bright moon tonight.
    My garden is floodlit
  • kickerconspiracy 29 Nov 2012 01:26:50 494 posts
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    Yeah, it's pretty bright here in Trafford, Trafford.
  • localnotail 29 Nov 2012 15:57:26 23,072 posts
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    My Sainsbury's delivery is almost late. If they fail to deliver it in the time slot, do I get my groceries for free?
  • Lukus 29 Nov 2012 16:04:24 20,819 posts
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    ISn't that whole piss on stings thing a myth anyway?
  • Lukus 29 Nov 2012 16:06:36 20,819 posts
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    Urban myth states that urine works well against jellyfish stings, and this scenario was demonstrated on a Season 4 episode of the NBC-TV show Friends, "The One With the Jellyfish", an early episode of the CBS-TV show Survivor and the documentary film The Real Cancun. At best, it is ineffective and in some cases this treatment may make the injury worse.
  • Psychotext 29 Nov 2012 16:19:10 61,813 posts
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    Lukus wrote:
    ISn't that whole piss on stings thing a myth anyway?
    You should probably look at the last page.
  • skuzzbag 29 Nov 2012 16:36:50 5,950 posts
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    Pissing on things solves so many problems.
  • chopsen 29 Nov 2012 16:50:09 19,927 posts
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    Any excuse for a piss, really.

    Jelly fish bite? Let me piss on that for you.

    Soup too cold? Let me piss on that for you.

    Just had a piss on the floor? Let me piss on that for you.
  • spamdangled 29 Nov 2012 16:53:07 30,815 posts
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    localnotail wrote:
    My Sainsbury's delivery is almost late. If they fail to deliver it in the time slot, do I get my groceries for free?
    I think the best you can hope for is a refund of any delivery charge and maybe if you're really lucky some sort of voucher.
  • Salaman 29 Nov 2012 16:57:25 22,773 posts
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    RelaxedMikki wrote:
    I notice no one stepped into defend slap-bass though?

    Maybe that objectively actually is shit...?!
    Flea says you're wrong. And even though I don't rate their output in the last few years. They did Blood Sugar Sex Magik and that was ace! So if it's good enough for Flea it's ok for me.
  • mrpon 29 Nov 2012 17:04:29 33,615 posts
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    Chopsen wrote:
    Any excuse for a piss, really.

    Jelly fish bite? Let me piss on that for you.

    Soup too cold? Let me piss on that for you.

    Just had a piss on the floor? Let me piss on that for you.
    /slips on piss

    Ooo, just bit my tongue...
  • Lukus 29 Nov 2012 17:28:38 20,819 posts
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    Psychotext wrote:
    Lukus wrote:
    ISn't that whole piss on stings thing a myth anyway?
    You should probably look at the last page.
    Pfft, that would make me a conscientious poster.
  • Deleted user 30 November 2012 00:16:39
    Trafford wrote:
    Such a bright moon tonight.
    My garden is floodlit
    And tonight. Bright, wet and even colder. A perfect night for staggering drunk along a country lane, starting at the stars, before falling into a ditch and getting hypothermia.
  • Trafford 30 Nov 2012 00:41:06 7,964 posts
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    Yeah another cracker, been looking at the moon with my binoculars.

    Due to domestic strife I'm sleeping on the couch at the moment. Just been outside for a smoke and a piss.
    Another 2 weeks and I'll be in my mancave.
  • localnotail 30 Nov 2012 00:44:06 23,072 posts
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    Is Jupiter still out? Was by the moon last night. Shiny. Can't look myself right now.
  • Trafford 30 Nov 2012 00:48:24 7,964 posts
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    Can't say I noticed. It's bright out there, alright?!?
  • Deleted user 30 November 2012 00:51:24
    Nothing better than having a big piss in your own garden.

    Pissing on a neighbours cat might be better. But that's not nice.
  • localnotail 30 Nov 2012 00:58:50 23,072 posts
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    Where do we stand on pissing in the shower?
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