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  • Lexx87 28 Nov 2012 11:40:13 20,869 posts
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    ram wrote:
    mowgli in wrong shocker
    :D

    Speak the truth hussy!

  • ModishNouns 28 Nov 2012 11:47:58 4,655 posts
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    mowgli wrote:
    farting the national anthem and smoke from their vag
    At the same time? Come on, you'd pay to see that. I know I would.
  • DaM 28 Nov 2012 12:23:33 12,983 posts
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    kickerconspiracy wrote:
    My girlfriend plucked out a really wiry hair from my eyebrow at the weekend.

    I miss it. I miss twiddling it. I hope it grows back just as inflexible.
    If your barber offers to give them a trim, don't! It looks good for a couple of days, but just encourages them to go mental.
  • cheeky_prawnking 28 Nov 2012 12:33:39 4,437 posts
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    Just been told I will be getting a letter offering voluntary redundancy on Monday
  • JuanKerr 28 Nov 2012 12:34:26 36,239 posts
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    Any chance of a big payout?
  • kinky_mong 28 Nov 2012 12:40:31 10,122 posts
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    Don't waste it all on Dominatrix visits.

    I'll never get my Orc looking the same again.

  • Lukus 28 Nov 2012 12:56:28 19,049 posts
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    The letter is from the dominatrix.

    Paintings & Photographs

  • cheeky_prawnking 28 Nov 2012 13:20:19 4,437 posts
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    About a years wages from what I can understand. Will find out for sure Monday.

    Was thinking of spending it on hookers and coke rather than wasting it to be honest.
  • Psychotext 28 Nov 2012 13:22:57 53,930 posts
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    Jesus... a year's wages isn't bad.
  • SolidSCB 28 Nov 2012 13:27:11 6,562 posts
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    Ooft. Not bad. I give it three weeks before he's found unconscious in an alley with a heroin needle in his arm and a johnny hanging out of his arse.
  • localnotail 28 Nov 2012 13:27:43 23,093 posts
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    mowgli wrote:
    localnotail wrote:
    I'd say faecal incontinence was less useful, certainly less pleasant. What have you got against the beatboxers, jungle boy? It's an impressive skill IMO.
    It sounds awful and looks fucking ridiculous. I refuse to accept that people like he noise that is produced from a music standpoint so all you are left with is a grown man making baby noises at speed and a bunch of urbanites convincing themselves that this is entertaining. I would put it in the same category as people that can farting the national anthem and smoke from their vag in the talent stakes.
    Ah.

    /adds another achievement to mowgli's Fail Binder

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • cheeky_prawnking 28 Nov 2012 13:29:57 4,437 posts
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    Might be a bit more or a bit less. There is something that can calculate it for you which I had a quick look at. Like I say find out for sure Monday.
  • Deleted user 28 November 2012 13:30:42
    We can't all be as hip and down with the youth as you local.
  • cheeky_prawnking 28 Nov 2012 13:32:44 4,437 posts
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    @SolidSCB that long! I like your optimism
  • Chopsen 28 Nov 2012 13:40:26 15,848 posts
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    mowgli wrote:
    We can't all be as hip and down with the youth as you local.
    Is this going to turn in to the fight you had about Attack the Block? :D

    I'm so unhip by legs don't articulate, but even I can appreciate that there are some talented people out there doing this sort of thing who are doing some pretty impressive stuff.
  • ronuds 28 Nov 2012 13:41:44 21,788 posts
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    With mowgli everything is either the best thing or the worst thing. There's no mediocre or somewhat enjoyable things in his life.
  • localnotail 28 Nov 2012 13:42:45 23,093 posts
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    @mowgli Have you reached this decision based on actually witnessing a proper beatboxer performing, or did you just sit next to a guy on the bus to work today who burped and farted a lot? There are some very vocally dexterous people out there, I'm always really in awe of the sounds some of them can make.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • Deckard1 28 Nov 2012 13:43:20 27,668 posts
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    SUMO FIGHT!!!!!!!!

    Hush you ponce

  • ronuds 28 Nov 2012 13:44:35 21,788 posts
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    What about that guy from Police Academy? If he can't impress you with his vocal abilities, nobody can.

    He is also a master of beatboxing.
  • kickerconspiracy 28 Nov 2012 13:54:37 495 posts
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    @DaM

    http://lifehacker.com/5873922/10-stubborn-body-myths-that-just-wont-die-debunked-by-science
  • Psychotext 28 Nov 2012 13:56:16 53,930 posts
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    @mowgli Beardyman says STFU


  • mrpon 28 Nov 2012 13:57:05 28,738 posts
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    ronuds wrote:
    What about that guy from Police Academy? If he can't impress you with his vocal abilities, nobody can.

    He is also a master of beatboxing.
    Top of the page gonads.

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • ronuds 28 Nov 2012 14:01:15 21,788 posts
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    Oh.
  • RelaxedMikki 28 Nov 2012 14:07:48 927 posts
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    I'm with mowgli on this one. Sure, beat-boxing can be impressive, but it really isn't music. It's kind of to singing what playing bass properly. Unnecessary percussive showing off that sounds worse than doing things the normal way.

    /waves walking stick
  • DaM 28 Nov 2012 14:21:13 12,983 posts
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    kickerconspiracy wrote:
    @DaM

    http://lifehacker.com/5873922/10-stubborn-body-myths-that-just-wont-die-debunked-by-science
    What's your address, I'm sending you the shavings!
  • Chopsen 28 Nov 2012 14:24:21 15,848 posts
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    RelaxedMikki wrote:
    but it really isn't music.
    Now that is very subjective. My dad would say that anything produced since 1956 isn't really music. On another track, do drums count as a music instrument?
  • kalel 28 Nov 2012 14:25:28 86,899 posts
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    Yes.
  • Deleted user 28 November 2012 14:26:03
    localnotail wrote:
    @mowgli Have you reached this decision based on actually witnessing a proper beatboxer performing, or did you just sit next to a guy on the bus to work today who burped and farted a lot? There are some very vocally dexterous people out there, I'm always really in awe of the sounds some of them can make.
    That doesn't stop it being stupid.
  • kalel 28 Nov 2012 14:26:44 86,899 posts
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    As is beat-boxing, or at least it can be. The Bjork album Medulla is almost entirely beat-boxing and vocals over the top, and it's most definitely music (and very good at that).
  • LeoliansBro 28 Nov 2012 14:27:52 43,743 posts
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    But but but but mowgli doesn't like it...

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

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