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  • Dirtbox 4 Nov 2012 22:41:05 80,413 posts
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    meme wrote:
    My kids will not allowed to make eye contact and will have approximately ten minutes of play time a day, where they can select from either constructing a crystal radio kit, reading a novel by Proust or solving a Rubiks Cube.
    Don't forget the immortal constructing a traction engine from mechano.

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  • MrTomFTW Moderator 5 Nov 2012 06:38:34 41,075 posts
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    Tempting...

    But my kids aren't old enough yet for me to even pretend it's for them!

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  • FWB 5 Nov 2012 08:21:57 47,165 posts
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    http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b008dk4b/profiles/cin-bearfaced-2012 What part of mega lighting and uber-photoshopping is natural?
  • psychokitten Moderator 5 Nov 2012 09:50:45 7,794 posts
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    I just want to curl up back in bed today, and I'm only working a half day
    Blergh
  • Fab4 5 Nov 2012 10:31:35 6,439 posts
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    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/history/9653497/British-have-invaded-nine-out-of-ten-countries-so-look-out-Luxembourg.html

    I never knew we were THAT aggressive :D

    I like the comment about going for the full set :D
  • Lukus 5 Nov 2012 11:13:10 19,582 posts
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    The classic 'photo from above' technique, indicating morbid obesity.

    Paintings & Photographs

  • jellyhead 5 Nov 2012 11:17:17 24,350 posts
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    @FWB Is it just me or does that tattoo look a little tacky and cheap? It also reminds me of the little tragic tattoos that you see on kids in gang films rather than a nice charity.

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  • warlockuk 5 Nov 2012 11:29:22 19,259 posts
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    haha

    I'm a grumpy bastard.

  • thedaveeyres 5 Nov 2012 14:49:00 11,919 posts
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    I've made the same joke in the same thread twice, I think. I think I'm going senile.

  • Load_2.0 5 Nov 2012 15:11:06 20,289 posts
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    jellyhead wrote:
    @FWB Is it just me or does that tattoo look a little tacky and cheap? It also reminds me of the little tragic tattoos that you see on kids in gang films rather than a nice charity.
    A teardrop tattoo can mean several things including that the bearer has killed. The number of teardrops may indicate the number of years spent in prison, or the number of times the wearer was raped.

    A pawprint tattoo on the face indicates the bearer has killed a bear, been raped by a bear or both.
  • FWB 5 Nov 2012 17:36:03 47,165 posts
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    I thought tear-drop meant you had killed in prison? The paw print means close to what Load said: that the wearer has killed and THEN raped a bear.

    But yes, it does look shit. Thought it was a mole at first. Problem is that because they have airbrushed the fuck out of the pictures, the tat looks really weird and it it's sitting on a pasty white background and thus looks unnatural.
  • MrDigital 5 Nov 2012 22:03:26 1,871 posts
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    When the fuck did we get images in signatures? It looks awful.

    Formerly TheStylishHobo and Geesh.

  • BinaryBob101 7 Nov 2012 17:09:29 25,075 posts
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    Question of the day...

    If you see a pigeon eating a chicken wing on the street how should you respond?

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  • Deleted user 7 November 2012 17:11:23
    Shit on his head.
  • mrpon 7 Nov 2012 17:36:19 30,063 posts
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    Rub your hands on your thighs.

    Give me $10 I'm worth it.

  • Psychotext 7 Nov 2012 17:37:46 56,552 posts
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    Geesh wrote:
    When the fuck did we get images in signatures? It looks awful.
    Why even have them turned on? You get to avoid shit like my one then.
  • jonsaan 7 Nov 2012 17:38:56 25,728 posts
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    What brand of chicken wing was it?

    FCUTA!

  • BinaryBob101 7 Nov 2012 17:47:51 25,075 posts
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    Well, it was outside MacDonald's. Do MacDonald's sell chicken wings?

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  • jonsaan 7 Nov 2012 17:51:48 25,728 posts
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    Don't think so. Perhaps it was a nugget? Or perhaps the Pigeon was trying to wind up the MacDonalds Manager.

    FCUTA!

  • Deleted user 7 November 2012 17:53:24
    I dunno if MacDonald's do, but McDonald's don't.

    Edited by meme at 17:55:06 07-11-2012
  • Fake_Blood 7 Nov 2012 17:54:19 4,758 posts
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    Was the pigeon black?
  • jonsaan 7 Nov 2012 17:57:55 25,728 posts
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    MacDonalds is much nicer than McDonalds. They do a lovely burger called the Big Mc. Superb.

    Edited by jonsaan at 17:58:11 07-11-2012

    FCUTA!

  • Bremenacht 7 Nov 2012 18:16:11 20,859 posts
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    Was it disenfranchised?
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  • Load_2.0 7 Nov 2012 18:48:06 20,289 posts
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    BinaryBob101 wrote:
    Question of the day...

    If you see a pigeon eating a chicken wing on the street how should you respond?
    Bird foodchain is kerazy.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNNl_uWmQXE
  • Carlo 7 Nov 2012 20:34:30 18,334 posts
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    Fap Fap!

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    Nintendo ID: 3454-3147-0073

  • jonsaan 7 Nov 2012 20:48:39 25,728 posts
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    Room Service burger and chips. 31 euros.....

    FCUTA!

  • Fake_Blood 7 Nov 2012 21:28:42 4,758 posts
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    Is there a thread for molyneux's curiosity, should there be one?
  • King_Edward 7 Nov 2012 21:40:21 11,471 posts
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    Fake_Blood wrote:
    Is there a thread for molyneux's curiosity, should there be one?
    A mod could edit this one slightly.
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