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  • Dirtbox 4 Nov 2012 22:41:05 73,664 posts
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    meme wrote:
    My kids will not allowed to make eye contact and will have approximately ten minutes of play time a day, where they can select from either constructing a crystal radio kit, reading a novel by Proust or solving a Rubiks Cube.
    Don't forget the immortal constructing a traction engine from mechano.

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  • MrTomFTW Moderator 5 Nov 2012 06:38:34 31,268 posts
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    Tempting...

    But my kids aren't old enough yet for me to even pretend it's for them!

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  • FWB 5 Nov 2012 08:21:57 39,097 posts
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    http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b008dk4b/profiles/cin-bearfaced-2012 What part of mega lighting and uber-photoshopping is natural?
  • psychokitten Moderator 5 Nov 2012 09:50:45 7,624 posts
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    I just want to curl up back in bed today, and I'm only working a half day
    Blergh
  • Fab4 5 Nov 2012 10:31:35 5,298 posts
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    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/history/9653497/British-have-invaded-nine-out-of-ten-countries-so-look-out-Luxembourg.html

    I never knew we were THAT aggressive :D

    I like the comment about going for the full set :D
  • Deckard1 5 Nov 2012 11:10:33 18,019 posts
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    It is pretty uncanny

  • Lukus 5 Nov 2012 11:13:10 18,698 posts
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    The classic 'photo from above' technique, indicating morbid obesity.

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  • jellyhead 5 Nov 2012 11:17:17 24,346 posts
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    @FWB Is it just me or does that tattoo look a little tacky and cheap? It also reminds me of the little tragic tattoos that you see on kids in gang films rather than a nice charity.

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  • warlockuk 5 Nov 2012 11:29:22 18,614 posts
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    haha

    I'm a grumpy bastard.

  • thedaveeyres 5 Nov 2012 14:49:00 8,279 posts
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    I've made the same joke in the same thread twice, I think. I think I'm going senile.

    D****** ******r

  • Load_2.0 5 Nov 2012 15:11:06 14,577 posts
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    jellyhead wrote:
    @FWB Is it just me or does that tattoo look a little tacky and cheap? It also reminds me of the little tragic tattoos that you see on kids in gang films rather than a nice charity.
    A teardrop tattoo can mean several things including that the bearer has killed. The number of teardrops may indicate the number of years spent in prison, or the number of times the wearer was raped.

    A pawprint tattoo on the face indicates the bearer has killed a bear, been raped by a bear or both.
  • FWB 5 Nov 2012 17:36:03 39,097 posts
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    I thought tear-drop meant you had killed in prison? The paw print means close to what Load said: that the wearer has killed and THEN raped a bear.

    But yes, it does look shit. Thought it was a mole at first. Problem is that because they have airbrushed the fuck out of the pictures, the tat looks really weird and it it's sitting on a pasty white background and thus looks unnatural.
  • MrDigital 5 Nov 2012 22:03:26 1,656 posts
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    When the fuck did we get images in signatures? It looks awful.
  • BinaryBob101 7 Nov 2012 17:09:29 21,078 posts
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    Question of the day...

    If you see a pigeon eating a chicken wing on the street how should you respond?

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  • meme 7 Nov 2012 17:11:23 15,392 posts
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    Shit on his head.

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  • mrpon 7 Nov 2012 17:36:19 24,053 posts
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    Rub your hands on your thighs.

    Give yourself ½ gig or a £, you're worth it.

  • Psychotext 7 Nov 2012 17:37:46 49,181 posts
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    Geesh wrote:
    When the fuck did we get images in signatures? It looks awful.
    Why even have them turned on? You get to avoid shit like my one then.

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  • jonsaan 7 Nov 2012 17:38:56 24,217 posts
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    What brand of chicken wing was it?

    FCUTA!

  • BinaryBob101 7 Nov 2012 17:47:51 21,078 posts
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    Well, it was outside MacDonald's. Do MacDonald's sell chicken wings?

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  • jonsaan 7 Nov 2012 17:51:48 24,217 posts
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    Don't think so. Perhaps it was a nugget? Or perhaps the Pigeon was trying to wind up the MacDonalds Manager.

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  • meme 7 Nov 2012 17:53:24 15,392 posts
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    I dunno if MacDonald's do, but McDonald's don't.

    Edited by meme at 17:55:06 07-11-2012

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  • Fake_Blood 7 Nov 2012 17:54:19 2,975 posts
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    Was the pigeon black?
  • jonsaan 7 Nov 2012 17:57:55 24,217 posts
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    MacDonalds is much nicer than McDonalds. They do a lovely burger called the Big Mc. Superb.

    Edited by jonsaan at 17:58:11 07-11-2012

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  • Bremenacht 7 Nov 2012 18:16:11 11,167 posts
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    Was it disenfranchised?

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  • meme 7 Nov 2012 18:20:24 15,392 posts
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    GHOSTBUSTERS

  • Load_2.0 7 Nov 2012 18:48:06 14,577 posts
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    BinaryBob101 wrote:
    Question of the day...

    If you see a pigeon eating a chicken wing on the street how should you respond?
    Bird foodchain is kerazy.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNNl_uWmQXE
  • Carlo 7 Nov 2012 20:34:30 17,028 posts
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    Fap Fap!
  • jonsaan 7 Nov 2012 20:48:39 24,217 posts
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    Room Service burger and chips. 31 euros.....

    FCUTA!

  • Fake_Blood 7 Nov 2012 21:28:42 2,975 posts
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    Is there a thread for molyneux's curiosity, should there be one?
  • King_Edward 7 Nov 2012 21:40:21 9,347 posts
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    Fake_Blood wrote:
    Is there a thread for molyneux's curiosity, should there be one?
    A mod could edit this one slightly.

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