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  • King_Edward 29 Oct 2012 18:09:28 11,471 posts
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    Someone fetched a Tootsie roll back from holiday in America. How do they make so much sugar taste so bland?
  • DFawkes 29 Oct 2012 18:14:41 25,130 posts
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    What is it like? I've always fancied trying one since ASDA sell them, but never got round to it.

    Grghl fnarr, grhl gnnrl! - Christina Bale as Batman

  • ronuds 29 Oct 2012 18:19:58 21,786 posts
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    It's chocolate taffe, but less... stretchy, I guess.
  • King_Edward 29 Oct 2012 18:21:10 11,471 posts
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    It's like a Fudge bar, but tougher and soaked in bath water.
  • DFawkes 29 Oct 2012 18:23:47 25,130 posts
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    I should probably just buy one, but they're beside the Reece's Cups on the shelf and I love those too much to pass on them and buy anything else. Plus I don't like bath water flavour confectionary.

    Edited by DFawkes at 18:25:32 29-10-2012

    Grghl fnarr, grhl gnnrl! - Christina Bale as Batman

  • ronuds 29 Oct 2012 20:01:15 21,786 posts
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    Oh yeah, you'd be very disappointed choosing a Tootsie over Reece's.
  • Dirtbox 29 Oct 2012 20:25:32 80,629 posts
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    American chocolate is complete shit, it tastes like everything but.

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  • Dirtbox 29 Oct 2012 20:26:08 80,629 posts
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    And Reece's are salty ffs. Grim.

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  • thedaveeyres 29 Oct 2012 22:23:49 11,958 posts
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    It's my third visit to the lavatory in the last hour. My legs are numb and I've read nearly all of the Internet.

  • skuzzbag 29 Oct 2012 22:27:06 5,851 posts
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    You need a fatter arse.
  • thedaveeyres 29 Oct 2012 22:30:18 11,958 posts
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    ... and more Internet. Go make some more for me, there's a love.

  • spamdangled 29 Oct 2012 22:31:57 27,780 posts
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    I think I made my chilli too spicy...

    Serious tongue burn going on here.

    3DS: 4055-2781-2855 Xbox: spamdangled PSN: dark_morgan Wii U: Spamdangle Steam: spamdangled

  • Deleted user 30 October 2012 10:50:45
    I'm wondering what colour I should spray paint the massive cock and balls on the front of my neighbour's car during Halloween. The guy deserves it. Tapping on walls and generally being an annoying c-word.

    Edited by Fantomex at 18:06:15 30-10-2012
  • guts 30 Oct 2012 10:53:41 1,690 posts
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    Surely it depends on what colour his car is. Do you want to spray a big knob and balls, or spray the whole care just leaving the shape of knob and balls untouched.?  And don't forget the spunk spurt.

    Edited by guts at 10:54:21 30-10-2012

    Whassamattayou, whyoulookasosad, itsanicaplace, itsanotsobad, heyshaddupayourface.

  • prawnking1980 30 Oct 2012 10:57:48 6,277 posts
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    Why does your neighbour have a massive cock and balls on the front of his car?
  • Deleted user 30 October 2012 10:58:03
    @guts
    It's red so I was thinking black. It's probably the easiest colour to get hold of. I'm thinking of spraying the balls on the wind shield and spraying the rest on the bonnet. I want him to be able to drive around with it on.
  • mrpon 30 Oct 2012 10:59:18 30,136 posts
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    Shame it's not snowing.

    Give me $10 I'm worth it.

  • Ignatius_Cheese Moderator 30 Oct 2012 11:01:32 10,883 posts
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    Grrr just ripped my trousers on a door at work. Right on one of the front pockets.

    Quite annoyed as I like these trousers...
  • Deleted user 30 October 2012 11:05:09
    I'm really not sure if I'll be able to get away with it though. The guy is like a massive paranoid schizophrenic. I saw him getting into his car and he looks around like a demented meer cat. He'll probably be hiding in a bush with night-vision goggles..
  • prawnking1980 30 Oct 2012 11:06:18 6,277 posts
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    It's psychotext.
  • prawnking1980 30 Oct 2012 11:06:48 6,277 posts
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    He is famous for his night vision goggles.
  • Psychotext 30 Oct 2012 11:11:07 56,655 posts
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    /pops up from bush

    Yes, but not guilty in this case

    /slithers away
  • BillMurray 31 Oct 2012 18:22:01 8,103 posts
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    Thought i'd have a look at the TV listings to see if there's anything half decent to watch on Halloween and what do I see advertised..



    Yes, that is Robert Englund doing Come Dine With Me along with Alex Reid and that Sally Morgan twat. Nice one.
  • warlockuk 31 Oct 2012 18:43:08 19,259 posts
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    Please please please please turn the claw on 'em all :D

    I'm a grumpy bastard.

  • jonsaan 31 Oct 2012 19:13:08 25,764 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    Shame it's not snowing.

    Erm, a word of advice. Don't visit that site with your kids sat next to you on the sofa.....

    FCUTA!

  • prawnking1980 31 Oct 2012 19:19:29 6,277 posts
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    :)
  • Deleted user 31 October 2012 21:41:19
    What the hell

    http://isp.idaho.gov/sor_id/SOR?form=6&typ=vsp&vsp=Y&status=&rad=A&srt=1&sz=1366&page=1

    All the "violent sexual predators" in Idaho.

    Each and every one of them looks like a nonce.
  • ronuds 31 Oct 2012 21:43:50 21,786 posts
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    Haha - look where they live. You could have one next door!
  • monkehhh 1 Nov 2012 19:57:57 3,683 posts
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    Had to email a big boss at work to unvolunteer from some bollocks-sounding team exercise today, one of the guys who works for him I told didn't sound impressed. Should've just told them how I came in late and extremely hungover today, puked in the toilets shortly after, then spent a fair bit of time messing about on my phone cos there wasn't much to do. Model employee!
  • prawnking1980 1 Nov 2012 23:26:03 6,277 posts
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    Had a 2nd vist with miss whiplash tonight, things progressed involved more stringent bondage and electrocuting my balls and cock. Will elaborate more tomorrow.
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