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  • King_Edward 29 Oct 2012 18:09:28 11,467 posts
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    Someone fetched a Tootsie roll back from holiday in America. How do they make so much sugar taste so bland?
  • DFawkes 29 Oct 2012 18:14:41 23,834 posts
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    What is it like? I've always fancied trying one since ASDA sell them, but never got round to it.

    Oh for goodness sake, I've caught my scrotum in my zip again - Margaret Thatcher, 1986

  • ronuds 29 Oct 2012 18:19:58 21,788 posts
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    It's chocolate taffe, but less... stretchy, I guess.
  • King_Edward 29 Oct 2012 18:21:10 11,467 posts
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    It's like a Fudge bar, but tougher and soaked in bath water.
  • DFawkes 29 Oct 2012 18:23:47 23,834 posts
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    I should probably just buy one, but they're beside the Reece's Cups on the shelf and I love those too much to pass on them and buy anything else. Plus I don't like bath water flavour confectionary.

    Edited by DFawkes at 18:25:32 29-10-2012

    Oh for goodness sake, I've caught my scrotum in my zip again - Margaret Thatcher, 1986

  • ronuds 29 Oct 2012 20:01:15 21,788 posts
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    Oh yeah, you'd be very disappointed choosing a Tootsie over Reece's.
  • Dirtbox 29 Oct 2012 20:25:32 78,894 posts
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    American chocolate is complete shit, it tastes like everything but.

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  • Dirtbox 29 Oct 2012 20:26:08 78,894 posts
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    And Reece's are salty ffs. Grim.

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  • thedaveeyres 29 Oct 2012 22:23:49 11,493 posts
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    It's my third visit to the lavatory in the last hour. My legs are numb and I've read nearly all of the Internet.

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  • skuzzbag 29 Oct 2012 22:27:06 5,682 posts
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    You need a fatter arse.
  • thedaveeyres 29 Oct 2012 22:30:18 11,493 posts
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    ... and more Internet. Go make some more for me, there's a love.

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  • spamdangled 29 Oct 2012 22:31:57 27,427 posts
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    I think I made my chilli too spicy...

    Serious tongue burn going on here.

    3DS: 4055-2781-2855 Xbox: spamdangled PSN: dark_morgan Wii U: Spamdangle Steam: spamdangled

  • Deleted user 30 October 2012 10:50:45
    I'm wondering what colour I should spray paint the massive cock and balls on the front of my neighbour's car during Halloween. The guy deserves it. Tapping on walls and generally being an annoying c-word.

    Edited by Fantomex at 18:06:15 30-10-2012
  • guts 30 Oct 2012 10:53:41 1,690 posts
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    Surely it depends on what colour his car is. Do you want to spray a big knob and balls, or spray the whole care just leaving the shape of knob and balls untouched.? And don't forget the spunk spurt.

    Edited by guts at 10:54:21 30-10-2012

    Whassamattayou, whyoulookasosad, itsanicaplace, itsanotsobad, heyshaddupayourface.

  • prawnking1980 30 Oct 2012 10:57:48 5,033 posts
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    Why does your neighbour have a massive cock and balls on the front of his car?
  • Deleted user 30 October 2012 10:58:03
    @guts
    It's red so I was thinking black. It's probably the easiest colour to get hold of. I'm thinking of spraying the balls on the wind shield and spraying the rest on the bonnet. I want him to be able to drive around with it on.
  • mrpon 30 Oct 2012 10:59:18 29,436 posts
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    Shame it's not snowing.

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • Ignatius_Cheese Moderator 30 Oct 2012 11:01:32 10,861 posts
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    Grrr just ripped my trousers on a door at work. Right on one of the front pockets.

    Quite annoyed as I like these trousers...
  • Deleted user 30 October 2012 11:05:09
    I'm really not sure if I'll be able to get away with it though. The guy is like a massive paranoid schizophrenic. I saw him getting into his car and he looks around like a demented meer cat. He'll probably be hiding in a bush with night-vision goggles..
  • prawnking1980 30 Oct 2012 11:06:18 5,033 posts
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    It's psychotext.
  • prawnking1980 30 Oct 2012 11:06:48 5,033 posts
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    He is famous for his night vision goggles.
  • Psychotext 30 Oct 2012 11:11:07 54,822 posts
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    /pops up from bush

    Yes, but not guilty in this case

    /slithers away
  • BillMurray 31 Oct 2012 18:22:01 7,868 posts
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    Thought i'd have a look at the TV listings to see if there's anything half decent to watch on Halloween and what do I see advertised..



    Yes, that is Robert Englund doing Come Dine With Me along with Alex Reid and that Sally Morgan twat. Nice one.
  • warlockuk 31 Oct 2012 18:43:08 19,216 posts
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    Please please please please turn the claw on 'em all :D

    I'm a grumpy bastard.

  • jonsaan 31 Oct 2012 19:13:08 25,439 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    Shame it's not snowing.

    Erm, a word of advice. Don't visit that site with your kids sat next to you on the sofa.....

    FCUTA!

  • prawnking1980 31 Oct 2012 19:19:29 5,033 posts
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    :)
  • Deleted user 31 October 2012 21:41:19
    What the hell

    http://isp.idaho.gov/sor_id/SOR?form=6&typ=vsp&vsp=Y&status=&rad=A&srt=1&sz=1366&page=1

    All the "violent sexual predators" in Idaho.

    Each and every one of them looks like a nonce.
  • ronuds 31 Oct 2012 21:43:50 21,788 posts
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    Haha - look where they live. You could have one next door!
  • monkehhh 1 Nov 2012 19:57:57 3,477 posts
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    Had to email a big boss at work to unvolunteer from some bollocks-sounding team exercise today, one of the guys who works for him I told didn't sound impressed. Should've just told them how I came in late and extremely hungover today, puked in the toilets shortly after, then spent a fair bit of time messing about on my phone cos there wasn't much to do. Model employee!
  • prawnking1980 1 Nov 2012 23:26:03 5,033 posts
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    Had a 2nd vist with miss whiplash tonight, things progressed involved more stringent bondage and electrocuting my balls and cock. Will elaborate more tomorrow.
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