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  • sport 29 Oct 2012 10:14:10 13,085 posts
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    Habaneros or GTFO!!
  • lordofdeadside 29 Oct 2012 10:17:55 1,215 posts
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    Just went to work, forgetting I had a day off. Ah well back at home with Bulletstorm and PES to play, so not so bad.
  • Armoured_Bear 29 Oct 2012 10:27:11 14,793 posts
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    I'm going to be 40 this week and I'm not fucking pleased about it, why does cunting life have to fly back too quickly when we're not ready for it.
  • Psychotext 29 Oct 2012 10:33:39 57,688 posts
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    sport wrote:
    Habaneros or GTFO!!
    Naga Bhut Jolokia or MTFU.
  • sport 29 Oct 2012 10:41:06 13,085 posts
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    Psychotext wrote:
    sport wrote:
    Habaneros or GTFO!!
    Naga Bhut Jolokia or MTFU.
    Trinidad Moruga Scorpion or ROFL!!!!
  • Psychotext 29 Oct 2012 10:46:15 57,688 posts
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    That one is a little difficult to get. :p
  • MrDigital 29 Oct 2012 10:54:11 1,882 posts
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    Armoured_Bear wrote:
    I'm going to be 40 this week and I'm not fucking pleased about it, why does cunting life have to fly back too quickly when we're not ready for it.
    It doesn't fly by, it's just really short ;)
  • chopsen 29 Oct 2012 11:41:21 17,335 posts
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    Yeah, you'll be dead soon. Problem solved.
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 29 Oct 2012 11:46:10 42,590 posts
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    Nothing like having kids to bring your mortality into sharp focus either.
  • RichDC 29 Oct 2012 12:31:13 6,163 posts
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    I thought Ikea would be ok on a Monday morning. I'd forgotten it was half term and that Ikea is a perfectly valid family day out for the population of Croydon. Idiot. :(
  • smoothpete 29 Oct 2012 12:39:42 32,407 posts
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    Treat yourself to a hotdog and some meatballs
  • TechnoHippy 29 Oct 2012 12:55:38 14,707 posts
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    I was worried about your ring of fire.
  • 4gate 29 Oct 2012 13:04:04 362 posts
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    Megapocalypse wrote:
    I thought Ikea would be ok on a Monday morning. I'd forgotten it was half term and that Ikea is a perfectly valid family day out for the population of Croydon. Idiot. :(
    In stark contrast to the hell on earth that is an Ikea shop, the customer service is really excellent. I ordered the wrong shelves recently (caught out by a new addition to the Billy range) and they sorted it out brilliantly. Worth paying whatever the delivery charge is to not ever have to actually visit one.
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  • jonsaan 29 Oct 2012 13:45:50 25,969 posts
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    Nice T Shirt.
  • Deleted user 29 October 2012 13:48:16
    MrTomFTW wrote:
    Nothing like having kids to bring your mortality into sharp focus either.
    Although in ecosse's case the issue of mortality is due to the beating the police will give him when they catch him with those children.
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 29 Oct 2012 13:48:57 42,590 posts
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    @Fantomex Stalking?
  • Deleted user 29 October 2012 13:50:31
    @MrTomFTW I prefer to call it 'Investigating'.
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  • MrTomFTW Moderator 29 Oct 2012 13:54:24 42,590 posts
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    I hope your penis remains in your trousers throughout this investigation.
  • mrpon 29 Oct 2012 13:58:37 30,716 posts
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    That's cruel moving his eyes a bit.
  • Deleted user 29 October 2012 13:59:17
    @MrTomFTW
    We'll see. Kudos on the Tumblr page.
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 29 Oct 2012 14:25:33 42,590 posts
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    I'll have to give an explanation - at that moment I was saying "no press the button on top of the camera, no on top, no on top. The big button"

    Usually I have a winning smile.
  • thedaveeyres 29 Oct 2012 14:31:29 12,201 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    The poo wasn't as bad as I feared if anyones interested. It was actually quite a pleasant warming of the gootchle area rather than the shitting lava I've had in the past.
    You lucky bastard, I've not had a dump in four days. I'm filled with equal parts dread and anticipation over my impending visit to the loo. Oh, and shit. I'm filled with shit.
  • mrpon 29 Oct 2012 14:39:33 30,716 posts
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    Just had a three flush visit. Let's leave the details there.
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 29 Oct 2012 14:57:39 42,590 posts
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    I like taking a dump at work. You are in essence being paid to poo.
  • Alastair 29 Oct 2012 14:59:40 17,126 posts
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    Megapocalypse wrote:
    I thought Ikea would be ok on a Monday morning. I'd forgotten it was half term and that Ikea is a perfectly valid family day out for the population of Croydon. Idiot. :(
    I found the best time to go was about 20:30-21:00
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