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  • nickthegun 1 Oct 2012 13:07:21 59,971 posts
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    Some of my best friends are doggers

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  • kalel 1 Oct 2012 13:07:50 87,753 posts
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    Not in Hampstead they don't. But I guess it's all the same to you.
  • sport 1 Oct 2012 13:09:12 12,739 posts
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    I've been running through the Heath for 10 years now (that includes alot of evening/night runs) and I've only seen 2 fellas with their cocks out.....otherwise no incidents. I don't know why so many people think the Heath is full of gay sex.
  • nickthegun 1 Oct 2012 13:10:34 59,971 posts
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    If you took a gentle stroll, you may be of a different opinion.

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  • kalel 1 Oct 2012 13:10:49 87,753 posts
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    I don't know exactly how it works but I suspect the protocol isn't just to walk around the Heath with your cock out until someone grabs it.
  • mrpon 1 Oct 2012 13:10:59 28,937 posts
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    What about the cocks that were in, sporty?

    Edited by mrpon at 13:12:13 01-10-2012

    Give yourself £5 or ½ gig, you're worth it.

  • sport 1 Oct 2012 13:15:05 12,739 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    What about the cocks that were in, sporty?
    Well technically one was - it was a couple on a bench. I came from behind (fnarrr) and surprised them as I whizzed past - he was sitting back, her, bent over, mouth-o-cock. Seemed like a nice couple.
  • Dougs 1 Oct 2012 13:22:17 67,802 posts
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    Chopsen wrote:
    We’re proud to have some of the lowest rates of hospital-acquired infections, such as C.Difficile and MRSA, in the country; we have very good hospital standardised mortality rates, which is a good indicator of overall clinical quality; for the second year in a row the independent consumer group, Which? has rated our car parking in the top ten in the country; and our food has been rated as ‘excellent’ by an independent panel.

    See? Very good standardised mortality rates. That means that only some people died. Not an *excellent* standardised mortality rate, but still pretty good.
    Do you know whether they take in to account the demographics of an area when looking at this sort of stuff. Local paper had some headline about our hospital having one of the highest mortality rates, but ignoring it's a largely ageing population here. Seems odd if it's done on figures alone.
  • Bremenacht 1 Oct 2012 13:23:01 18,320 posts
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    I thought the gays kicked off the dogging thing. Cutting edge, the gays.
  • Bremenacht 1 Oct 2012 13:23:54 18,320 posts
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    sport wrote:
    I've been running through the Heath for 10 years now (that includes alot of evening/night runs) and I've only seen 2 fellas with their cocks out.....otherwise no incidents. I don't know why so many people think the Heath is full of gay sex.
    All those handkerchiefs stuck to your running shoes? That's not snot.
  • Salaman 1 Oct 2012 14:17:39 19,076 posts
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    sport wrote:
    I've been running through the Heath for 10 years now (that includes alot of evening/night runs) and I've only seen 2 fellas with their cocks out.....otherwise no incidents. I don't know why so many people think the Heath is full of gay sex.
    You must be terribly disappointed.
  • zacpack 1 Oct 2012 14:28:24 37 posts
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    Dark is now under the knife. More news in the next few hours

    Meanwhile, carry on.
  • mrpon 1 Oct 2012 14:29:39 28,937 posts
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    Lance Armstrong completes his first nude triathlon.

    Give yourself £5 or ½ gig, you're worth it.

  • Tom_Servo 1 Oct 2012 14:30:10 17,962 posts
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    zacpack wrote:
    Dark is now under the knife. More news in the next few hours

    Meanwhile, carry on.
    Stop posting and focus on the operation!
  • warlockuk 1 Oct 2012 14:36:19 19,171 posts
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    Tom_Servo wrote:
    zacpack wrote:
    Dark is now under the knife. More news in the next few hours

    Meanwhile, carry on.
    Stop posting and focus on the operation!
    Is he having a personality bypass?

    I'm a grumpy bastard.

  • Chopsen 1 Oct 2012 14:52:44 16,019 posts
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    Dougs wrote:
    Chopsen wrote:
    We’re proud to have some of the lowest rates of hospital-acquired infections, such as C.Difficile and MRSA, in the country; we have very good hospital standardised mortality rates, which is a good indicator of overall clinical quality; for the second year in a row the independent consumer group, Which? has rated our car parking in the top ten in the country; and our food has been rated as ‘excellent’ by an independent panel.

    See? Very good standardised mortality rates. That means that only some people died. Not an *excellent* standardised mortality rate, but still pretty good.
    Do you know whether they take in to account the demographics of an area when looking at this sort of stuff. Local paper had some headline about our hospital having one of the highest mortality rates, but ignoring it's a largely ageing population here. Seems odd if it's done on figures alone.
    *Standardised* mortality rates usually means it's been standardised for the age distribution within the population. Can't quite remember how it's calculated, but it's based on calculating the mortality rate in each individual age group independently.

    Of course, there are other factors that also play a part: poverty, diet, alcohol intake, housing, pollution (contentiously). These, while they may be an important factor for local policy decisions, are not something that local hospitals have a direct control over.
  • Dougs 1 Oct 2012 15:19:18 67,802 posts
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    Ah right, gotcha. Cheers. All the other factors are an issue here too - low wage economy, lots of alcoholism, poor diet etc on top of the coffin dodgers.
  • Carlo 1 Oct 2012 16:04:45 18,063 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    Lance Armstrong completes his first nude triathlon.
    Lance == Porn name

    Then again, 'Armstrong', just as much!

    Edited by Carlo at 16:05:12 01-10-2012

    PSN ID: Djini

  • Chopsen 1 Oct 2012 16:08:40 16,019 posts
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    Yeah, it's quite crude, and one of the legacies of Labour's tenure is an obsession with measurements and targets. The context and detail gets lost, making comparisons of one hospital to another a bit of fools errand as people always just go for the bottom line figure.
  • Carlo 1 Oct 2012 16:13:21 18,063 posts
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    http://cheezburger.com/6621940992

    Think you know what matter is? Lets hear your answers, oh great geniuses of Eurogamer.

    Edited by Carlo at 16:14:21 01-10-2012

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  • Chopsen 1 Oct 2012 16:16:32 16,019 posts
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    A baby, a canister of air, milk are matter.

    Light and fire are not.
  • Fozzie_bear 1 Oct 2012 16:21:08 15,530 posts
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    darkmorgado wrote:
    sport wrote:
    Hold on Dale, you're saying you might die because they have to operate on your finger?
    No, its more the interaction of the anaesthetic and my heart that has got me worried. And hospital phobia in general.
    You'll be fine. They'll take the heart condition into account.

    No, what you need to worry about is the sort of thing they can't protect you against. You're far more likely to get an infection which causes massive organ failure and a slow, lingering death.

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  • Salaman 1 Oct 2012 16:47:24 19,076 posts
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    What's with the lack of updates? Is he alive? Is he missing a finger all together? Is Zacpack too busy ringin all the relatives too tell them the sad news?
  • mrpon 1 Oct 2012 16:51:29 28,937 posts
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    Surely zacpack could've had his anus widened instead.

    Give yourself £5 or ½ gig, you're worth it.

  • Deleted user 1 October 2012 16:56:22
    If it goes wrong he can just sue them.
  • Stickman 1 Oct 2012 17:00:31 29,666 posts
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    Couldn't they have given someone with a phobia of hospitals and a documented heart problem a local for a minor finger op?

    THIS SPACE FOR RENT

  • BabyJesus 1 Oct 2012 17:05:01 4,412 posts
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    So after 8 years of working in the financial sector I started with the MOJ in a finance role today. And Holy fuck is flexi time awesome.
  • zacpack 1 Oct 2012 17:21:39 37 posts
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    Dark now out of the op, groggy but his usual self. And very much alive!

    @Stickman - he is not a fan of needles or seeing himself being operated on. Prefers a general.
  • Fozzie_bear 1 Oct 2012 17:31:08 15,530 posts
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    Stickman wrote:
    Couldn't they have given someone with a phobia of hospitals and a documented heart problem a local for a minor finger op?
    Nah. It's his own fault for getting a minor's finger stuck up there.

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  • Trafford 1 Oct 2012 17:55:00 5,791 posts
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    Why go to Leicester? Did his local hospital give him the finger?
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