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yupyup 3,622 posts
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sport 10,904 posts
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Lukus 18,712 posts
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Registered 8 years agoI've seen an australian comedian with a long beard doing that exact routine too. It's been nicked at least twice.Paintings & Photographs
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Deckard1 18,110 posts
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Registered 4 years agoWell I didn't knowingly steal it. If I've watched it somewhere else and subconsciously passed it off as my own thoughts I apologies. It’s a pretty obvious joke though. -
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kinky_mong 7,985 posts
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Registered 5 years agoStarMagic wrote:
A bit late to this, but I've started to use "cunt rot" when I want something stronger than cunt.
We all knew that anyay.
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richarddavies 2,567 posts
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Registered 4 years agoWhy do we use the word fuck when were pissed off? Like fuck this, fuckin ell etc. I thought the word originally was just another word for sex. Is it Really when were saying things like fucking hell or fuck you are we really saying "sex off" or "sex you"? -
Sex the sex off you mothersexer.
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Kosmoz 7,103 posts
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Registered 6 years agoI have no idea, but I do know that I swear far too much. Even for a Scotsman. And even more so when I'm drunk. I have been known to say "fucking... fuck" quite regularly.Every girl I ever kissed I was thinking of a pro footballer.
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Immaterial 1,142 posts
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Registered 6 years agokinky_mong wrote:
you cunt rot shill!StarMagic wrote:
A bit late to this, but I've started to use "cunt rot" when I want something stronger than cunt.
We all knew that anyay.
What's a worse swear word than cunt?Think I'll just switch everything off.
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I feel like I should start cleaning up my language. It's the adult thing to do, right? I swear like a sailor :/ -
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billythekid 10,263 posts
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Registered 8 years agoI often say a sentence to someone and then think did I really need to use 2 or 3 fucks in it. -
If you watch Popeye really carefully you can see where they had to edit out the bad language (missing frames).
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Are cats left or right handed? -
Ironlungs76 3,603 posts
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Registered 3 years agoCats have hands now? -
jonsaan 24,229 posts
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billythekid 10,263 posts
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Registered 8 years agoHow many cats would it need to take a man down? -
jonsaan 24,229 posts
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One of my cats once attacked my eye as I had REM as I slept. He had got his claw hooked into my eyelid and I woke up with him stuck there as I screamed for mercy.FCUTA!
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Ironlungs76 3,603 posts
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Registered 3 years agojonsaan wrote:
I knew I should have bookmarked that photo of your cat-hat for exactly this scenario
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One of my cats once attacked my eye as I had REM as I slept. He had got his claw hooked into my eyelid and I woke up with him stuck there as I screamed for mercy.
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billythekid 10,263 posts
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Registered 8 years agojonsaan wrote:
Ouch. Proof that cats are cold blooded killers.
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One of my cats once attacked my eye as I had REM as I slept. He had got his claw hooked into my eyelid and I woke up with him stuck there as I screamed for mercy. -
ResidentKnievel 5,396 posts
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Registered 6 years agoMy cat paws at my eyes to wake me up.morriss wrote: My actual real opinion is very insulting and unhelpful. -
darkmorgado 22,598 posts
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Registered 4 years agoMy cat licks my face in the morning until I wake up.
He then follows me around the house, all the time. He sits there watching when I'm on the toilet and gets quite vocal if I try to shoo him away.Now with 80% more Cthulhu!
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billythekid 10,263 posts
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Registered 8 years agoI'll never understand people who let their pets lick their face when animals have a penchant for licking animal genitals and anuses. -
Chopsen 13,727 posts
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Registered 8 years agoQuite. Why not cut out the middle man and lick their anus yourself? It's just laziness imho.
Thanks for expressing interest in my signature!
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jablonski 1,302 posts
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Registered 2 years agodarkmorgado wrote:
/stealth 'I leave the door open for animals to watch me shit' post.
My cat licks my face in the morning until I wake up.
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DFawkes 19,306 posts
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Registered 8 years agodarkmorgado wrote:
No idea why but I read that all as "My partner licks my face...". Really puts a different spin on it
My cat licks my face in the morning until I wake up.
He then follows me around the house, all the time. He sits there watching when I'm on the toilet and gets quite vocal if I try to shoo him away.
Cat or person, the remedy is the same - A Nerf pistol. Non-lethal but annoying enough to make them shoo!Kirby is the man! Even if he wasn't, he'd just ingest and become one.
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StarMagic wrote:
Belgium man, Belgium!
What's a worse swear word than cunt?Playing all the right notes— but not necessarily in the right order.
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