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  • yupyup 19 Aug 2011 14:24:51 3,680 posts
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    Fruit got a 24 hour GI for impersonating a mod.

    Hands Off Our Penises

  • sport 19 Aug 2011 14:26:00 12,690 posts
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    What you on about?
  • Lukus 19 Aug 2011 15:08:02 19,050 posts
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    I've seen an australian comedian with a long beard doing that exact routine too. It's been nicked at least twice.

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  • Deckard1 19 Aug 2011 15:13:58 27,695 posts
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    Well I didn't knowingly steal it. If I've watched it somewhere else and subconsciously passed it off as my own thoughts I apologies. Itís a pretty obvious joke though.

    Hush you ponce

  • Lukus 19 Aug 2011 15:24:35 19,050 posts
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    Ok Keith Chegwin!

    :)

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  • kinky_mong 19 Aug 2011 16:29:23 10,133 posts
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    StarMagic wrote:
    We all knew that anyay.

    What's a worse swear word than cunt?

    A bit late to this, but I've started to use "cunt rot" when I want something stronger than cunt.

    I'll never get my Orc looking the same again.

  • richarddavies 19 Aug 2011 16:41:16 2,625 posts
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    Why do we use the word fuck when were pissed off? Like fuck this, fuckin ell etc. I thought the word originally was just another word for sex. Is it Really when were saying things like fucking hell or fuck you are we really saying "sex off" or "sex you"?
  • L_Franko Moderator 19 Aug 2011 16:42:53 9,694 posts
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    Sex the sex off you mothersexer.
  • Kosmoz 19 Aug 2011 16:43:05 7,662 posts
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    I have no idea, but I do know that I swear far too much. Even for a Scotsman. And even more so when I'm drunk. I have been known to say "fucking... fuck" quite regularly.

    Every girl I ever kissed I was thinking of a pro footballer.

  • Immaterial 19 Aug 2011 16:44:41 1,333 posts
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    kinky_mong wrote:
    StarMagic wrote:
    We all knew that anyay.

    What's a worse swear word than cunt?

    A bit late to this, but I've started to use "cunt rot" when I want something stronger than cunt.

    you cunt rot shill!

    Think I'll just switch everything off.

  • psychokitten Moderator 19 Aug 2011 18:00:25 7,794 posts
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    I feel like I should start cleaning up my language. It's the adult thing to do, right? I swear like a sailor :/
  • jonsaan 19 Aug 2011 18:01:08 25,342 posts
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    Like a sailor?

    Popeye is the only one I can think of.

    FCUTA!

  • billythekid 19 Aug 2011 18:03:23 11,103 posts
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    I often say a sentence to someone and then think did I really need to use 2 or 3 fucks in it.
  • psychokitten Moderator 19 Aug 2011 18:03:33 7,794 posts
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    If you watch Popeye really carefully you can see where they had to edit out the bad language (missing frames).
  • Lexx87 19 Aug 2011 18:04:02 20,869 posts
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    Keep that Irish tongue wagging missy!

    Speak the truth hussy!

  • craigy Staff 19 Aug 2011 18:14:25 7,593 posts
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    Are cats left or right handed?
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    Cats have hands now?
  • jonsaan 19 Aug 2011 18:16:54 25,342 posts
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    My cat will lacerate your face with either paw.

    FCUTA!

  • billythekid 19 Aug 2011 18:18:26 11,103 posts
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    How many cats would it need to take a man down?
  • jonsaan 19 Aug 2011 18:20:46 25,342 posts
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    One.

    One of my cats once attacked my eye as I had REM as I slept. He had got his claw hooked into my eyelid and I woke up with him stuck there as I screamed for mercy.

    FCUTA!

  • Deleted user 19 August 2011 18:21:30
    jonsaan wrote:
    One.

    One of my cats once attacked my eye as I had REM as I slept. He had got his claw hooked into my eyelid and I woke up with him stuck there as I screamed for mercy.

    I knew I should have bookmarked that photo of your cat-hat for exactly this scenario :p
  • billythekid 19 Aug 2011 18:27:56 11,103 posts
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    jonsaan wrote:
    One.

    One of my cats once attacked my eye as I had REM as I slept. He had got his claw hooked into my eyelid and I woke up with him stuck there as I screamed for mercy.

    Ouch. Proof that cats are cold blooded killers.
  • ResidentKnievel 19 Aug 2011 18:28:03 6,181 posts
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    My cat paws at my eyes to wake me up.

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  • spamdangled 19 Aug 2011 18:29:12 27,276 posts
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    My cat licks my face in the morning until I wake up.

    He then follows me around the house, all the time. He sits there watching when I'm on the toilet and gets quite vocal if I try to shoo him away.

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  • billythekid 19 Aug 2011 18:32:25 11,103 posts
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    I'll never understand people who let their pets lick their face when animals have a penchant for licking animal genitals and anuses.
  • Chopsen 19 Aug 2011 18:33:02 15,859 posts
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    Quite. Why not cut out the middle man and lick their anus yourself? It's just laziness imho.
  • jablonski 19 Aug 2011 18:58:31 3,760 posts
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    darkmorgado wrote:
    My cat licks my face in the morning until I wake up.

    He then follows me around the house, all the time. He sits there watching when I'm on the toilet and gets quite vocal if I try to shoo him away.

    /stealth 'I leave the door open for animals to watch me shit' post.
  • DFawkes 19 Aug 2011 19:15:42 22,787 posts
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    darkmorgado wrote:

    My cat licks my face in the morning until I wake up.

    He then follows me around the house, all the time. He sits there watching when I'm on the toilet and gets quite vocal if I try to shoo him away.

    No idea why but I read that all as "My partner licks my face...". Really puts a different spin on it ;)

    Cat or person, the remedy is the same - A Nerf pistol. Non-lethal but annoying enough to make them shoo!

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  • localnotail 19 Aug 2011 21:26:55 23,093 posts
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    StarMagic wrote:
    What's a worse swear word than cunt?

    Belgium man, Belgium!

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

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