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  • yupyup 19 Aug 2011 14:24:51 3,686 posts
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    Fruit got a 24 hour GI for impersonating a mod.
  • sport 19 Aug 2011 14:26:00 13,065 posts
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    What you on about?
  • Lukus 19 Aug 2011 15:08:02 19,700 posts
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    I've seen an australian comedian with a long beard doing that exact routine too. It's been nicked at least twice.
  • Lukus 19 Aug 2011 15:24:35 19,700 posts
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    Ok Keith Chegwin!

    :)
  • kinky_mong 19 Aug 2011 16:29:23 11,609 posts
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    StarMagic wrote:
    We all knew that anyay.

    What's a worse swear word than cunt?

    A bit late to this, but I've started to use "cunt rot" when I want something stronger than cunt.
  • richarddavies 19 Aug 2011 16:41:16 3,605 posts
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    Why do we use the word fuck when were pissed off? Like fuck this, fuckin ell etc. I thought the word originally was just another word for sex. Is it Really when were saying things like fucking hell or fuck you are we really saying "sex off" or "sex you"?
  • L_Franko Moderator 19 Aug 2011 16:42:53 9,695 posts
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    Sex the sex off you mothersexer.
  • Kosmoz 19 Aug 2011 16:43:05 8,015 posts
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    I have no idea, but I do know that I swear far too much. Even for a Scotsman. And even more so when I'm drunk. I have been known to say "fucking... fuck" quite regularly.
  • Immaterial 19 Aug 2011 16:44:41 1,797 posts
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    kinky_mong wrote:
    StarMagic wrote:
    We all knew that anyay.

    What's a worse swear word than cunt?

    A bit late to this, but I've started to use "cunt rot" when I want something stronger than cunt.

    you cunt rot shill!
  • psychokitten Moderator 19 Aug 2011 18:00:25 7,794 posts
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    I feel like I should start cleaning up my language. It's the adult thing to do, right? I swear like a sailor :/
  • jonsaan 19 Aug 2011 18:01:08 25,900 posts
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    Like a sailor?

    Popeye is the only one I can think of.
  • billythekid 19 Aug 2011 18:03:23 11,751 posts
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    I often say a sentence to someone and then think did I really need to use 2 or 3 fucks in it.
  • psychokitten Moderator 19 Aug 2011 18:03:33 7,794 posts
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    If you watch Popeye really carefully you can see where they had to edit out the bad language (missing frames).
  • Lexx87 19 Aug 2011 18:04:02 20,853 posts
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    Keep that Irish tongue wagging missy!
  • craigy Staff 19 Aug 2011 18:14:25 8,172 posts
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    Are cats left or right handed?
  • Deleted user 19 August 2011 18:15:25
    Cats have hands now?
  • jonsaan 19 Aug 2011 18:16:54 25,900 posts
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    My cat will lacerate your face with either paw.
  • billythekid 19 Aug 2011 18:18:26 11,751 posts
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    How many cats would it need to take a man down?
  • jonsaan 19 Aug 2011 18:20:46 25,900 posts
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    One.

    One of my cats once attacked my eye as I had REM as I slept. He had got his claw hooked into my eyelid and I woke up with him stuck there as I screamed for mercy.
  • Deleted user 19 August 2011 18:21:30
    jonsaan wrote:
    One.

    One of my cats once attacked my eye as I had REM as I slept. He had got his claw hooked into my eyelid and I woke up with him stuck there as I screamed for mercy.

    I knew I should have bookmarked that photo of your cat-hat for exactly this scenario :p
  • billythekid 19 Aug 2011 18:27:56 11,751 posts
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    jonsaan wrote:
    One.

    One of my cats once attacked my eye as I had REM as I slept. He had got his claw hooked into my eyelid and I woke up with him stuck there as I screamed for mercy.

    Ouch. Proof that cats are cold blooded killers.
  • ResidentKnievel 19 Aug 2011 18:28:03 6,394 posts
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    My cat paws at my eyes to wake me up.
  • spamdangled 19 Aug 2011 18:29:12 27,923 posts
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    My cat licks my face in the morning until I wake up.

    He then follows me around the house, all the time. He sits there watching when I'm on the toilet and gets quite vocal if I try to shoo him away.
  • billythekid 19 Aug 2011 18:32:25 11,751 posts
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    I'll never understand people who let their pets lick their face when animals have a penchant for licking animal genitals and anuses.
  • chopsen 19 Aug 2011 18:33:02 17,195 posts
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    Quite. Why not cut out the middle man and lick their anus yourself? It's just laziness imho.
  • DFawkes 19 Aug 2011 19:15:42 25,979 posts
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    darkmorgado wrote:

    My cat licks my face in the morning until I wake up.

    He then follows me around the house, all the time. He sits there watching when I'm on the toilet and gets quite vocal if I try to shoo him away.

    No idea why but I read that all as "My partner licks my face...". Really puts a different spin on it ;)

    Cat or person, the remedy is the same - A Nerf pistol. Non-lethal but annoying enough to make them shoo!
  • localnotail 19 Aug 2011 21:26:55 23,084 posts
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    StarMagic wrote:
    What's a worse swear word than cunt?

    Belgium man, Belgium!
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