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  • Trafford 26 May 2012 20:44:00 5,714 posts
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    Facepalm wrote:
    samvega wrote:
    Well I got a lift home, I can vaguely remember reaching out to touch a female cops tits. In my memory she was the tall ugly knight from game of thrones.
    Heh, I like you samvega.

    Once we get past the weekend, you actually make good posts sober too. Is it sober or sobre or is it tire or tyre, who the fuck knows.

    You actually scary me a bit, cos you have that "I don't give a fuck" in you I lost years ago.
    I think you've met before?
  • jonsaan 26 May 2012 20:47:37 25,333 posts
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    cheeky_prawnking wrote:
    Is he a physchopath?
    Not until he joins this place I suspect.

    FCUTA!

  • Trafford 26 May 2012 20:50:36 5,714 posts
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    Maybe not in person, but he reminds me of someone recently banned.
  • Deleted user 26 May 2012 21:24:34
    jonsaan wrote:
    Erm. My eldest wants to sign up for EG.
    Don't let them. Fatigay signed up here young and now look at him. Would have ended up better at 4chan! I say better I really mean he would have at least had been bummed by now.
  • Load_2.0 26 May 2012 21:28:59 19,093 posts
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    Does he like movies about gladiators?
  • guts 26 May 2012 21:58:35 1,690 posts
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    I bought a new computer mouse in Asda today. It is a laser mouse, and it was the Asda smart price brand. It does what it should and it isn't stupidly bulky or too small. It was the princely sum of ........ 2.50. That is all.

    Whassamattayou, whyoulookasosad, itsanicaplace, itsanotsobad, heyshaddupayourface.

  • Deleted user 26 May 2012 22:04:37
    http://s1067.photobucket.com/albums/u436/smogi/?action=view¤t=2012-05-26160440.jpg

    I fucking love this duck :(
  • Kosmoz 26 May 2012 22:08:36 7,654 posts
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    mowgli wrote:


    I love fucking this duck :(
    :o

    Every girl I ever kissed I was thinking of a pro footballer.

  • Rusty_M 26 May 2012 22:37:27 4,632 posts
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    There's either a fireworks display going on near here or something very bad is happening.

    The world is going mad. Me? I'm doing fine.

  • guts 27 May 2012 00:10:10 1,690 posts
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    @Facepalm Cool. I must admit, my daughter kidnapped the squeezy head, but I still get tons of use out of the mug at work. The DVD was ace as well, I've watched it a couple of times and it does get me laughing.

    Whassamattayou, whyoulookasosad, itsanicaplace, itsanotsobad, heyshaddupayourface.

  • richarddavies 27 May 2012 10:17:32 2,623 posts
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    christ i'm sore today. Had a bbq with friends and thought i'd be a clever dick and not put sun cream on. My fucking neck and shoulders are killing me now. Had a well shit nights sleep too.

    The lesson is kids always wear sunscreen, unless people are there and you wanna seem cool.

    G I JOSE!
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 27 May 2012 10:24:06 37,650 posts
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    When I went to Florida on our honeymoon I did really well not to get sunburnt up until we went to the waterparks. The next morning we were up at 4:30am to go on a hot air balloon, and I realised how burnt my neck and my arms and hands were.

    Imagine my dismay when I realised every time the dude fired the balloon's burner it would sent shooting painful heat through my sunburn. Trapped up in the air being tortured.

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  • mal 27 May 2012 10:31:56 22,404 posts
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    I have a feeling my shoulders might be at least a little pink tomorrow. I can really feel the sun heating up now as it starts to approach midday. Stupid shops not opening early on a Sunday. 24 hour city my arse.

    Cubby didn't know how to turn off sigs!

  • richarddavies 27 May 2012 10:32:46 2,623 posts
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    yeah my shoulders have come up a bit blistery. I did put a shirt on but that was a big mistake so i'm just moochin about topless now.

    And you go beat that imaginary cancer face. You FICUTA
  • monkehhh 27 May 2012 10:38:17 3,291 posts
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    No doubt I'll have a load of lobster pink people at work telling me the sun is good for you through gritted teeth - not when it's cooking you it isn't. SMUG FACE.
  • Rusty_M 27 May 2012 18:00:47 4,632 posts
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    So why is it that Mowgli has a duck? I feel I'm missing something.

    The world is going mad. Me? I'm doing fine.

  • thelzdking 27 May 2012 19:43:14 4,355 posts
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    Muse are shit.
  • Deleted user 27 May 2012 19:48:29
    Rusty_M wrote:
    So why is it that Mowgli has a duck? I feel I'm missing something.
    Staying at the inlaws to be and the mother is a primary teacher so gets duckling and chicks every year from a local farm.

    Edited by mowgli at 19:53:42 27-05-2012
  • Ged42 27 May 2012 19:50:55 7,713 posts
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    Mmmm Kylie :D
  • Deleted user 27 May 2012 20:17:01
    mowgli wrote:
    Rusty_M wrote:
    So why is it that Mowgli has a duck? I feel I'm missing something.
    Staying at the inlaws to be and the mother is a primary teacher so gets duckling and chicks every year from a local farm.
    Disappointing, I had hoped it was something to do with a Toilet Duck promotion you were working on.
  • Rusty_M 27 May 2012 20:59:13 4,632 posts
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    I'm not amazing, so there you go.

    The world is going mad. Me? I'm doing fine.

  • DFawkes 27 May 2012 21:09:27 22,752 posts
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    I'm less amazing. In fact I'm the MOST unamazing. And not funny at all. And stupid. That's the trifecta right there.

    I'd kick the living daylights out of the producers of Tipping Point - Ghandi

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