Facepalm wrote:I think you've met before?samvega wrote:Heh, I like you samvega.
Well I got a lift home, I can vaguely remember reaching out to touch a female cops tits. In my memory she was the tall ugly knight from game of thrones.
Once we get past the weekend, you actually make good posts sober too. Is it sober or sobre or is it tire or tyre, who the fuck knows.
You actually scary me a bit, cos you have that "I don't give a fuck" in you I lost years ago.
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Registered 7 years agocheeky_prawnking wrote:
Not until he joins this place I suspect.
Is he a physchopath?FCUTA!
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Don't let them. Fatigay signed up here young and now look at him. Would have ended up better at 4chan! I say better I really mean he would have at least had been bummed by now.
Erm. My eldest wants to sign up for EG.Pissy pants.
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Registered 6 years agoI bought a new computer mouse in Asda today. It is a laser mouse, and it was the Asda smart price brand. It does what it should and it isn't stupidly bulky or too small. It was the princely sum of ........ £2.50. That is all.Whassamattayou, whyoulookasosad, itsanicaplace, itsanotsobad, heyshaddupayourface.
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I fucking love this duck
Pissy pants.
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http://s1067.photobucket.com/albums/u436/smogi/?action=view¤t=2012-05-26160440.jpg
I love fucking this duck
Every girl I ever kissed I was thinking of a pro footballer.
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Registered 6 years agoThere's either a fireworks display going on near here or something very bad is happening.The world is going mad. Me? I'm doing fine.
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guts 1,671 posts
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Registered 6 years ago@Facepalm Cool. I must admit, my daughter kidnapped the squeezy head, but I still get tons of use out of the mug at work. The DVD was ace as well, I've watched it a couple of times and it does get me laughing.Whassamattayou, whyoulookasosad, itsanicaplace, itsanotsobad, heyshaddupayourface.
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Registered 4 years agochrist i'm sore today. Had a bbq with friends and thought i'd be a clever dick and not put sun cream on. My fucking neck and shoulders are killing me now. Had a well shit nights sleep too.
The lesson is kids always wear sunscreen, unless people are there and you wanna seem cool.
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Registered 11 years agoI have a feeling my shoulders might be at least a little pink tomorrow. I can really feel the sun heating up now as it starts to approach midday. Stupid shops not opening early on a Sunday. 24 hour city my arse.Cubby didn't know how to turn off sigs!
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Registered 4 years agoyeah my shoulders have come up a bit blistery. I did put a shirt on but that was a big mistake so i'm just moochin about topless now.
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Registered 6 years agoSo why is it that Mowgli has a duck? I feel I'm missing something.The world is going mad. Me? I'm doing fine.
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Staying at the inlaws to be and the mother is a primary teacher so gets duckling and chicks every year from a local farm.
So why is it that Mowgli has a duck? I feel I'm missing something.
Edited by mowgli at 19:53:42 27-05-2012Pissy pants.
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Registered 5 years agoMmmm Kylie
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Disappointing, I had hoped it was something to do with a Toilet Duck promotion you were working on.Rusty_M wrote:
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Rusty_M 3,710 posts
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Registered 6 years agoI'm not amazing, so there you go.The world is going mad. Me? I'm doing fine.
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I'm less amazing. In fact I'm the MOST unamazing. And not funny at all. And stupid. That's the trifecta right there.
Kirby is the man! Even if he wasn't, he'd just ingest and become one.
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