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  • richardjmartinez 10 May 2011 09:18:55 3 posts
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    hello, im new in this site.. im richard, i dont know where to post my intro.. :)
  • Dirtbox 10 May 2011 09:19:30 80,669 posts
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    RIGHT HERE

    /presents penis

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  • Tonka 10 May 2011 09:20:54 22,200 posts
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    I call sock

    If you can read this you really need to fiddle with your forum settings.

  • AcidSnake 10 May 2011 09:21:25 7,355 posts
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    Don't think there's a correct thread for it...Here'll do fine...
    Hope you're not easily offended :)

    AcidSnake - He can't see your sig, avatar, images or vids and talks about himself in the third person because he's proper old-skool...UID 24017

  • macksed 10 May 2011 09:22:28 3,797 posts
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    nope, i say he's the original foot; Hello Richard.

    Edit: to creepy strangers no longer use the term ASL these days? I only remember experiencing it when I was much younger and on random internet forums o_0
    /groomed
  • Salaman 10 May 2011 09:23:28 20,096 posts
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    This will have to do then. Hello Richard!

    A/L?
  • Physically_Insane 10 May 2011 09:25:15 9,985 posts
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    Salaman wrote:
    This will have to do then. Hello Richard!

    A/L?

    Don't matter what sex it is, just as long it's under 18 and nearby.
  • Blerk Moderator 10 May 2011 09:27:23 48,224 posts
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    You don't have to be mad to post here, but it... no, wait. You do.
  • Deleted user 10 May 2011 09:28:23
    Now that we're mates, can I borrow some money Richard?
  • boo 10 May 2011 09:28:26 12,061 posts
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    Ooh! A 'hello' thread. We haven't had one of them for aaaages.
    I give him a week, tops.

    Just Another Lego Blog

  • Articulate-Troll 10 May 2011 09:28:50 3,100 posts
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    Hello richardmartinez. I've been expecting you.
  • Dirtbox 10 May 2011 09:29:08 80,669 posts
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    If he ever returns.

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  • bigshot316 10 May 2011 09:29:22 24,880 posts
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    It's lovely to meet you Richard!
    Two newbs this morning alone- the place is flourishing!

    If you need anything, just ask.

    smoggo wrote:

    I can't help the sexual feelings I have for my Cat. I know it's wrong but when she runs her dry furry tongue up my shaft, all my troubles melt away.

  • Load_2.0 10 May 2011 09:29:34 20,429 posts
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    I shall call you Little Richard, Or Li'll R.

    Together we will explore the boundaries of the familair and unfamilair.
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 10 May 2011 09:29:58 16,917 posts
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    Hello! Does anyone ever call you Ricky Martin?

    Can we call you Ricky Martin?

    AVOID

  • mrpon 10 May 2011 09:44:30 30,155 posts
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    Do you have intro music and everything?

    Give me $10 I'm worth it.

  • MetalDog 10 May 2011 09:56:08 23,928 posts
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    Hello new guy.
    You knew enough not to txt spk intro, so you're in with a chance!

    -- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.

  • LockeTribal 10 May 2011 10:04:28 4,578 posts
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    No capitalisation though, that won't go down well.

    Welcome stranger o/
  • Youthist 10 May 2011 10:10:14 10,605 posts
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    AWTFAY

    "Good chess players think one move ahead. Great chess players think two or three moves ahead."

  • DaM 10 May 2011 10:10:46 13,861 posts
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    Also missed out apostrophes, and only 2 dots on the ellipses?

    Unleash the hounds!
  • kadooosh 10 May 2011 10:11:14 1,851 posts
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    How bout Dick?
  • bigshot316 10 May 2011 10:16:21 24,880 posts
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    Wooah you can't just post one thing and then fuck off though; you must stay around and endure the humerous banter and light hearted insults that are going to come your way.

    It's just part of the EG hazing process.

    You're not offended by Cunt are you?

    smoggo wrote:

    I can't help the sexual feelings I have for my Cat. I know it's wrong but when she runs her dry furry tongue up my shaft, all my troubles melt away.

  • Salaman 10 May 2011 10:18:23 20,096 posts
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    Physically_Insane wrote:
    Salaman wrote:
    This will have to do then. Hello Richard!

    A/L?

    Don't matter what sex it is, just as long it's under 18 and nearby.

    Hi Richard, are you a boy or a girl seemed a bit silly.
    I can't say I was that interested in the age and location since it's a bloke but nobody had done the obligatory yet.
  • Salaman 10 May 2011 10:20:01 20,096 posts
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    boo wrote:
    Ooh! A 'hello' thread. We haven't had one of them for aaaages.
    I give him a week, tops.

    We had one just 2 weeks ago. Some bloke with a girly sounding username.
    As most people assumed it was a new female forumite his welcome thread was 3 pages in no time.
  • bigshot316 10 May 2011 10:22:23 24,880 posts
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    I get unnerved around female Forumites.

    I like to strut around nude, which is usually fine but occasionally you will enter a thread and there's Local or MD, and they get all flustered (and aroused in Locals case).

    smoggo wrote:

    I can't help the sexual feelings I have for my Cat. I know it's wrong but when she runs her dry furry tongue up my shaft, all my troubles melt away.

  • Fake_Blood 10 May 2011 10:22:49 4,821 posts
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    Yeah it was Hypertails.
    It does sound kinda girly.
  • kadooosh 10 May 2011 10:48:40 1,851 posts
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    He not here now then or gone quiet?
  • bigshot316 10 May 2011 11:04:47 24,880 posts
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    Nope that was his one and only post!

    And we were all being so nice too, which is rare..

    smoggo wrote:

    I can't help the sexual feelings I have for my Cat. I know it's wrong but when she runs her dry furry tongue up my shaft, all my troubles melt away.

  • DUFFMAN5 10 May 2011 11:06:18 16,144 posts
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    Welcome form the sunny south ;)

    Stone me, What a life!

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