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  • richardjmartinez 10 May 2011 09:18:55 3 posts
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    hello, im new in this site.. im richard, i dont know where to post my intro.. :)
  • Dirtbox Best Forumite, 2015 10 May 2011 09:19:30 85,655 posts
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    RIGHT HERE

    /presents penis
  • Tonka 10 May 2011 09:20:54 24,081 posts
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    I call sock
  • AcidSnake 10 May 2011 09:21:25 7,516 posts
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    Don't think there's a correct thread for it...Here'll do fine...
    Hope you're not easily offended :)
  • macksed 10 May 2011 09:22:28 3,800 posts
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    nope, i say he's the original foot; Hello Richard.

    Edit: to creepy strangers no longer use the term ASL these days? I only remember experiencing it when I was much younger and on random internet forums o_0
    /groomed
  • Salaman 10 May 2011 09:23:28 21,306 posts
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    This will have to do then. Hello Richard!

    A/L?
  • Physically_Insane 10 May 2011 09:25:15 11,548 posts
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    Salaman wrote:
    This will have to do then. Hello Richard!

    A/L?

    Don't matter what sex it is, just as long it's under 18 and nearby.
  • Blerk Moderator 10 May 2011 09:27:23 48,224 posts
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    You don't have to be mad to post here, but it... no, wait. You do.
  • Deleted user 10 May 2011 09:28:23
    Now that we're mates, can I borrow some money Richard?
  • boo 10 May 2011 09:28:26 12,569 posts
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    Ooh! A 'hello' thread. We haven't had one of them for aaaages.
    I give him a week, tops.
  • Articulate-Troll 10 May 2011 09:28:50 3,098 posts
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    Hello richardmartinez. I've been expecting you.
  • Dirtbox Best Forumite, 2015 10 May 2011 09:29:08 85,655 posts
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    If he ever returns.
  • Biggy316 10 May 2011 09:29:22 25,253 posts
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    It's lovely to meet you Richard!
    Two newbs this morning alone- the place is flourishing!

    If you need anything, just ask.
  • Load_2.0 10 May 2011 09:29:34 22,211 posts
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    I shall call you Little Richard, Or Li'll R.

    Together we will explore the boundaries of the familair and unfamilair.
  • neilka 10 May 2011 09:29:58 17,986 posts
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    Hello! Does anyone ever call you Ricky Martin?

    Can we call you Ricky Martin?
  • mrpon 10 May 2011 09:44:30 31,768 posts
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    Do you have intro music and everything?
  • MetalDog 10 May 2011 09:56:08 24,035 posts
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    Hello new guy.
    You knew enough not to txt spk intro, so you're in with a chance!
  • LockeTribal 10 May 2011 10:04:28 4,635 posts
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    No capitalisation though, that won't go down well.

    Welcome stranger o/
  • Youthist 10 May 2011 10:10:14 11,325 posts
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    AWTFAY
  • DaM 10 May 2011 10:10:46 15,290 posts
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    Also missed out apostrophes, and only 2 dots on the ellipses?

    Unleash the hounds!
  • kadooosh 10 May 2011 10:11:14 2,364 posts
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    How bout Dick?
  • Biggy316 10 May 2011 10:16:21 25,253 posts
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    Wooah you can't just post one thing and then fuck off though; you must stay around and endure the humerous banter and light hearted insults that are going to come your way.

    It's just part of the EG hazing process.

    You're not offended by Cunt are you?
  • Salaman 10 May 2011 10:18:23 21,306 posts
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    Physically_Insane wrote:
    Salaman wrote:
    This will have to do then. Hello Richard!

    A/L?

    Don't matter what sex it is, just as long it's under 18 and nearby.

    Hi Richard, are you a boy or a girl seemed a bit silly.
    I can't say I was that interested in the age and location since it's a bloke but nobody had done the obligatory yet.
  • Salaman 10 May 2011 10:20:01 21,306 posts
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    boo wrote:
    Ooh! A 'hello' thread. We haven't had one of them for aaaages.
    I give him a week, tops.

    We had one just 2 weeks ago. Some bloke with a girly sounding username.
    As most people assumed it was a new female forumite his welcome thread was 3 pages in no time.
  • Biggy316 10 May 2011 10:22:23 25,253 posts
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    I get unnerved around female Forumites.

    I like to strut around nude, which is usually fine but occasionally you will enter a thread and there's Local or MD, and they get all flustered (and aroused in Locals case).
  • Fake_Blood 10 May 2011 10:22:49 5,983 posts
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    Yeah it was Hypertails.
    It does sound kinda girly.
  • kadooosh 10 May 2011 10:48:40 2,364 posts
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    He not here now then or gone quiet?
  • Biggy316 10 May 2011 11:04:47 25,253 posts
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    Nope that was his one and only post!

    And we were all being so nice too, which is rare..
  • DUFFMAN5 10 May 2011 11:06:18 19,068 posts
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    Welcome form the sunny south ;)
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