Jonsaan's FCUTA Thread. Page 2

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  • Psychotext 14 Mar 2011 09:54:31 54,200 posts
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    sirtacos wrote:
    cunt cancer
    Unpleasant.
  • beastmaster 14 Mar 2011 09:54:49 11,417 posts
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    Best of luck jonsann!

    Make it squeal like a pig!!

    The Resident Evil films. I'm one of the reasons they keep making them.

  • TheSaint 14 Mar 2011 09:55:18 14,388 posts
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    Good luck.
  • LionheartDJH 14 Mar 2011 09:56:07 19,457 posts
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    Kick its ass Jonsaan!

    All the best.

    She dives for cheese pasties

  • RubyRed 14 Mar 2011 10:13:56 4,303 posts
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    Fuck it up good and proper jonsaan! Good luck!
  • ResidentKnievel 14 Mar 2011 11:10:42 6,198 posts
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    I first read the title as 'Japan's Fuck China Up The Arse Thread.'

    Good luck, Jonsaan!

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  • Load_2.0 14 Mar 2011 11:50:43 19,268 posts
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    jonsaan wrote:
    The good news is I have wifi! F 5 all the way!!

    Best wishes mate, crictime and cricinfo are your friend!
  • BinaryBob101 14 Mar 2011 11:57:33 22,948 posts
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    iHAZaCHEEZ3burger wrote:
    Good luck, FCUTA and don't use lube.

    This. Use sandpaper to fuck it's ass.

    Best of luck jonsaan.

    The Grumpy Vaper

  • Salaman 14 Mar 2011 12:19:07 19,058 posts
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    Who on earth is drunk first thing on a Monday morning?

    I couldn't work out what FCUTA stood for so I decided to click and find out.
    Sadly it's nothing amusing or light hearted. :-/

    Good luck in the coming weeks and months. Show that cancer some rough man love!

  • caligari 14 Mar 2011 12:21:01 17,057 posts
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    We love you, Jonsaan, sir.

    'Bro' love, naturally.
  • figgis 14 Mar 2011 12:27:54 7,376 posts
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    Having lost a close family member to cancer at Xmas I agree entirely with the thread title. Good luck fella.
  • grey_matters 14 Mar 2011 12:43:50 3,756 posts
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    Oh great, another "Hi everyone! Let's all talk about my balls!" thread.

    Good luck, jonsaan! (I'm taking partial credit for the thread title btw :p)
  • estoo 14 Mar 2011 12:51:20 2,820 posts
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    iHAZaCHEEZ3burger wrote:
    Good luck, FCUTA and don't use lube.


    Woah! The lube is for the benefit of the fucker as well as the fuckee, best use some!

    Nobody ever snaps their banjo string twice, that is a lesson well learned.


    Seriously though, all the best mate, show it who's boss.
  • Rufus 14 Mar 2011 13:12:51 1,754 posts
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    All the very best jonsaan, and to paraphrase a previous EG post of the day...

    "cunt that cancer into the sun"
  • mcmonkeyplc 14 Mar 2011 13:24:14 39,457 posts
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    Drop a nuke on those cancer cells! Kill em all!

    Good luck dude!

    Come and get it cumslingers!

  • DaM 14 Mar 2011 13:37:04 13,208 posts
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    Still no hot nurse update?! Have they all gone private?
  • Spin_Dr_Wolf 14 Mar 2011 14:34:29 6,170 posts
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    Salaman wrote:
    I couldn't work out what FCUTA stood for so I decided to click and find out.
    Sadly it's nothing amusing or light hearted. :-/
    Me too. Bit harsh of them to give you your first session on a monday they are bad enough as it is !
    But when you finally find cancer's arsehole, much sure to use something like this but sharper.
  • jonsaan 16 Mar 2011 10:34:33 25,352 posts
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    Well the nurse situation is on the up. Day three and I am pleased to say the anti sickness drugs are bloody marvellous! The main issue is tiredness. I have become a sleeping monster.

    FCUTA!

  • Deleted user 16 March 2011 10:37:26
    Glad to hear that dude, what's the sickness like?
  • Deckard1 16 Mar 2011 10:41:28 27,982 posts
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    Fuck the sickness, whats the fit nurses like?
  • mcmonkeyplc 16 Mar 2011 10:42:25 39,457 posts
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    How many fit nurses?!

    Come and get it cumslingers!

  • Murbal 16 Mar 2011 10:44:05 22,220 posts
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    Got everything crossed for you Jonsaan.
  • StarchildHypocrethes 16 Mar 2011 10:45:23 25,857 posts
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    Pics plz.
  • DaM 16 Mar 2011 10:46:48 13,208 posts
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    Why no pictures of the nurses? Tell them its for charity. In fact, while you are there you could organise a charity nude nurse calender - hardcore shots, to make it stand out from the WRVS norm.
  • localnotail 16 Mar 2011 10:48:47 23,093 posts
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    I'd buy that for a dollar.
    jonsaan wrote:
    Well the nurse situation is on the up. Day three and I am pleased to say the anti sickness drugs are bloody marvellous! The main issue is tiredness. I have become a sleeping monster.
    Sometimes it's best to just shut down for a bit and let your body get on with coping with being poisoned for its own good. All the best jonsaan. Don't forget the anti-emetic, appetite-enhancing and uplifting properties of weed.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • JBlokeUK 16 Mar 2011 11:36:13 2,309 posts
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    My father-in-law has just about FCUTA so good luck mate.

    It can be done.

    I like it when he's angry.

  • thedaveeyres 16 Mar 2011 11:38:38 11,061 posts
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    Giving it a damn good shoeing, jonsaan.

    D****** ******r

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  • matt6666 16 Mar 2011 16:53:13 2,620 posts
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    You get morphine?

  • S.J.Rogers 16 Mar 2011 17:07:11 3,557 posts
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    Good luck jonsaan... Keep us posted on all the updates and news and we will try to keep your mood up with the normal EG madness..!

    What hospital are you in..? And how long for..?
  • BabyJesus 16 Mar 2011 17:09:24 4,412 posts
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    Beat cancers arse and spit in it's face.
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