Those rays from the laptop's wifi probably aren't doing any good for that cancer. Stay away from those tin foil hats too, those only amplify the testicle-growth cancer rays of doom.|
Sorry, I'm a bit drunk, so my shitty sense of humour is amplified a hundredfold.
Best of luck to you, and I'm glad you at least have small comforts like wifi in your room! Seriously man, as much as I could care about someone I've never met "IRL", you're a member of this online community that I genuinely like, and however geographically dispersed we may be, this place has been important - and helpful - to me in more ways than I can list, so I hope that our support can mean a little something to you too... while you embark on the way to your inevitably triumphant recovery over that cunt cancer.
Give those rebellious cells hell, for tonight we dine in remission-land. Or something.