Jonsaan's FCUTA Thread.

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  • jonsaan 14 Mar 2011 08:41:32 25,360 posts
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    Hi EGamers. As requested I have knocked up a new thread for updates on my cancer related journey. Today is day one of chemo and I am writing this from the hospital. Currently hooked up to a drip and being hydrated in preparation of my first dose of chemo. The good news is I have wifi! F 5 all the way!!

    FCUTA!

  • Deckard1 14 Mar 2011 08:42:35 28,755 posts
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    Good luck mate. Any fit nurses?
  • Dougs 14 Mar 2011 08:43:08 68,467 posts
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    Good luck mate. FCUTA indeed. Let's hope you're back out in the middle putting willow on leather in no time. Figuratively or literally.
  • jonsaan 14 Mar 2011 08:44:32 25,360 posts
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    No fit nurses as yet sadly. I live in hope.

    FCUTA!

  • Psychotext 14 Mar 2011 08:45:39 54,405 posts
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    Hope it's not too nasty for you man. Get some sneaky porn up on the laptop to keep your mind off it. :)
  • Deleted user 14 March 2011 08:46:31
    Good luck, FCUTA and don't use lube.
  • jonsaan 14 Mar 2011 08:46:39 25,360 posts
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    I haven't actually got the laptop. iPod touch is a reasonable sub though.

    FCUTA!

  • Psychotext 14 Mar 2011 08:48:35 54,405 posts
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    I'm sure sneaky ipod porn will do just fine too.
  • Deleted user 14 March 2011 08:51:27
    xvideos.com is a good ipod site.
  • Genji 14 Mar 2011 08:52:09 19,689 posts
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    Does cancer have an asshole?
  • Genji 14 Mar 2011 08:52:16 19,689 posts
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  • Deleted user 14 March 2011 08:54:28
    Its arsehole is going to be so wide that it will whistle when it walks after jonsaan has finished with it.
  • billythekid 14 Mar 2011 08:58:40 11,203 posts
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    FCUTA indeed. Hope it all goes well for you jonsaan.
  • Genji 14 Mar 2011 08:59:39 19,689 posts
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    iHAZaCHEEZ3burger wrote:
    Its arsehole is going to be so wide that it will whistle when it walks after jonsaan has finished with it.
    \o/
  • Zomoniac 14 Mar 2011 09:02:05 7,857 posts
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    Good luck Jonsaan.
  • Ziz0u 14 Mar 2011 09:05:05 8,499 posts
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    Good luck! Fuck it HARD up the ass. Cancer took my mother. =/
  • TechnoHippy 14 Mar 2011 09:06:22 14,719 posts
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    Best of luck.

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  • Ged42 14 Mar 2011 09:09:40 7,756 posts
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    Bugger that cancer
  • richarddavies 14 Mar 2011 09:22:09 2,735 posts
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    50p if you tell every doctor and nurse you meet in a loud defiant voice "IM GONNA FUCK CANCER RIGHT UP THE ARSE".
  • LockeTribal 14 Mar 2011 09:28:54 4,525 posts
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    Good luck jonsaan!
  • mrpon 14 Mar 2011 09:31:50 29,202 posts
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    Use that arsehole as a cunt jonnyboy!!

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • CosmicFuzz 14 Mar 2011 09:33:42 24,929 posts
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    Good luck mate! Tell cancer when it gets to hell, jonsaan sent it!

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  • Deleted user 14 March 2011 09:37:49
    Just spoken with my ex-mother-in-law who had her last chemo session on Friday and she is relieved as fuck.

    One thing that struck me how well she and the rest of her family have coped with it - a very upbeat attitude to it all and not letting it adversely affect day-to-day life, particularly as my son lives with them during the week who could easily have been very upset with the whole ordeal. They played it as if nothing at all was wrong and made light of what came their way.

    Not saying this is a universal attitude or indeed possible for a lot of cancer patients but I have far more admiration for her and the way they have handled it and it just goes to show that in this day and age medicine can do wonders if combined with the right frame of mind.

    All the very best once again jonsaan :)
  • sport 14 Mar 2011 09:39:37 12,775 posts
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    Our thoughts are with your arsehole.........no wait.....
  • craigy Staff 14 Mar 2011 09:40:46 7,722 posts
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    Show that cancer who's boss!
  • welshben23 14 Mar 2011 09:41:59 1,095 posts
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    All the best, jonsaan! Totally FCUTA!
  • StarchildHypocrethes 14 Mar 2011 09:42:01 26,144 posts
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    G'luck jonsaan, old bean.

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  • chopsen 14 Mar 2011 09:43:18 16,126 posts
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    Good luck. Chemo can be a complete fucker really, but it's certainly better than the alternative.
  • sirtacos 14 Mar 2011 09:48:15 7,319 posts
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    Those rays from the laptop's wifi probably aren't doing any good for that cancer. Stay away from those tin foil hats too, those only amplify the testicle-growth cancer rays of doom.

    Sorry, I'm a bit drunk, so my shitty sense of humour is amplified a hundredfold.

    Best of luck to you, and I'm glad you at least have small comforts like wifi in your room! Seriously man, as much as I could care about someone I've never met "IRL", you're a member of this online community that I genuinely like, and however geographically dispersed we may be, this place has been important - and helpful - to me in more ways than I can list, so I hope that our support can mean a little something to you too... while you embark on the way to your inevitably triumphant recovery over that cunt cancer.

    Give those rebellious cells hell, for tonight we dine in remission-land. Or something.
  • StarchildHypocrethes 14 Mar 2011 09:52:06 26,144 posts
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    sirtacos wrote:
    Sorry, I'm a bit drunk, so my shitty sense of humour is amplified a hundredfold.
    The breakfast of champions!
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