Sum up your noughties in 10 words (or less)

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  • Salaman 11 Feb 2011 09:52:43 18,870 posts
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    I recently moved and whilst unpacking found a letter a friend had written to me about 13 years ago, probably about the time we last were in touch. We've since reconnected on facebook but without much interaction.
    So I sent a short message to say I had found their letter which was funny to read.
    I didn't want it to be hugely long so I decided to update them on the years inbetween in 10 words.

    Harder than it sounds. Here's what I ended up with.

    Greece
    Lexus Europe
    Brussels
    Julia
    Cologne
    TFS
    London
    Ghent
    Baby
    Olivia


    So if you were to summarise the past decade in 10 words, what would you end up with?
    Go on, it's Friday. Not liek you have anything better to do.

  • Load_2.0 11 Feb 2011 09:56:05 18,918 posts
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    Desolate wasteland of shattered dreams.
    Internet porn.
    Mexican food.
  • Dougs 11 Feb 2011 10:02:20 66,709 posts
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    Drunk
    Drunk
    Arsenal
    Drunk
    Arsenal
    Loved-up
    Engaged
    Married
    Move
    Baby
  • sport 11 Feb 2011 10:06:42 12,561 posts
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    Beautiful
    Baby
    Boy.
    The
    Rest
    Was
    Utter
    Shit.
    Fuck
    Noughties.
  • Stickman 11 Feb 2011 10:09:02 29,661 posts
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    Tired
    Tired
    Tired
    Tired
    Tired
    Tired
    Tired
    Kill me now

    THIS SPACE FOR RENT

  • Fab4 11 Feb 2011 10:14:12 5,980 posts
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    Continuous
    Failing
    Of
    Body
    Parts
    And
    Despair
    For
    The
    World
  • richarddavies 11 Feb 2011 10:16:59 2,581 posts
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    sport wrote:
    Beautiful
    Baby
    Boy.
    The
    Rest
    Was
    Utter
    Shit.
    Fuck
    Noughties.

    Pretty much sums up my noughties perfectly this. But I had a boy and a girl.
  • LeoliansBro 11 Feb 2011 10:18:12 43,229 posts
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    Three jobs, one house, one cat, far too many beers.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • bigshot316 11 Feb 2011 10:18:45 23,425 posts
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    WHERE
    THE
    FUCK
    DID
    THE
    LAST
    TEN
    YEARS
    FUCKING
    GO?
  • MetalDog 11 Feb 2011 10:21:36 23,708 posts
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    Wrote
    Three
    Novels
    Everything
    Else
    Unsatisfactory
    But
    Paid
    The
    Rent

    -- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.

  • Fletche 11 Feb 2011 10:24:04 3,418 posts
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    Ten
    Years
    Went
    By
    It
    Felt
    More
    Like
    Two
    Years
  • Psychotext 11 Feb 2011 10:26:53 53,846 posts
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    Kick
    To
    Crotch
    For
    People
    That
    Use
    The
    Term
    Noughties
  • Murbal 11 Feb 2011 10:28:01 21,924 posts
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    Relocation
    Girlfriend
    Marriage
    Thirty
    Barcelona
    Move
    Greece
    Baby
    Eurogamer
    Baby
  • L_Franko Moderator 11 Feb 2011 10:34:58 9,694 posts
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    Got
    financially
    fucked
    by
    a
    member
    of
    the
    opposite
    sex
  • Deleted user 11 February 2011 10:37:23
    School
    party
    fail
    college
    party
    fail
    (relative) abstinence
    uni
    girlfriend
    success
  • nickthegun 11 Feb 2011 10:37:31 58,805 posts
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    Milk
    Milk
    Lemonade
    Round
    The
    Corner
    Chocolates
    Made

    ---------------------------------------------------------
    He totally called it

  • Mr_Sleep 11 Feb 2011 10:38:21 16,850 posts
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    Boredom
    Games
    Lady
    Fun
    Move
    Excitement
    Convenience
    Boredom
    Music
    Shit

    You are a factory of sadness.

  • sport 11 Feb 2011 10:40:36 12,561 posts
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    Lets
    See
    Who
    Had
    The
    Worst
    Noughties
    Ever
    On
    Eurogamer.
  • Mr_Sleep 11 Feb 2011 10:41:31 16,850 posts
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    Actually, since it's 10 words or less I've decided to go for:

    Meh

    You are a factory of sadness.

  • Dougs 11 Feb 2011 10:42:41 66,709 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    Milk
    Milk
    Lemonade
    Round
    The
    Corner
    Chocolates
    Made

    \o/
  • richarddavies 11 Feb 2011 10:46:59 2,581 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    Milk
    Milk
    Lemonade
    Round
    The
    Corner
    Chocolates
    Made

    Not even 11 o'clock and i've seen my post of the day already.
  • Vortex808 11 Feb 2011 10:53:01 6,965 posts
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    Healthy
    Active
    Person
    Produced
    Infant
    Now
    Existence
    Seems
    Same-y



    Edit:Life's a lot of fun, but how I wish we could get out a bit more!
  • askew 11 Feb 2011 10:55:33 12,037 posts
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    Vortex808 wrote:
    Healthy
    Active
    Person
    Produced
    Infant
    Now
    Existence
    Seems
    Same-y



    Edit:Life's a lot of fun, but how I wish we could get out a bit more!

    :D You should work for Hallmark.
  • Deleted user 11 February 2011 10:55:45
    Fuck
    Shit
    Cunt
    Bollocks
    Britney Spears
    Vagina
    Hooray
    Happy
    Nap
  • Trent_Steel 11 Feb 2011 10:57:03 125 posts
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    Uni
    Weed
    Zenith
    Nightclub
    Filth
    Rut
    E
    Deutschland
    Skint
    Car
  • Salaman 11 Feb 2011 10:59:37 18,870 posts
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    Inquisitor wrote:
    Exciting
    School
    University
    Alcohol
    Sex
    Manchester
    London
    Travel
    Depression
    Work

    Really difficult. So much happened, so much change.

    So you lost your viriginity at Uni, yeah? Whilst drunk.
  • Lukey__b 11 Feb 2011 11:02:59 3,725 posts
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    School
    Stoned
    College
    Stoned
    Work
    Drunk
    Rent
    College
    Diana
    Vickers

    'Sup, what's guanine?

  • StolenGlory 11 Feb 2011 11:04:46 318 posts
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    Shit
    Shit
    Shit
    Shit
    Shit
    Shit
    Puppy
    Died
    Shit
    Shit
  • Chopsen 11 Feb 2011 11:05:34 15,726 posts
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    Best
    Ten
    Years
    Of
    My
    Life
    Would
    Do
    It
    Again
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