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  • Mfolf 4 Oct 2017 13:01:04 1,606 posts
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    May just got humped live on stage.

    Edited by Mfolf at 13:01:13 04-10-2017
  • LittleSparra 4 Oct 2017 13:01:56 7,178 posts
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    “The problem is that there is a view out there, borne of ignorance I’m afraid, that all cohabiting relationships are of equal worth, of equal value, of equal stability. I’m afraid they are not.”
    unghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    Don't worry, Tories. As long as you keep saying 'low taxes', 'small state', 'Brexit' and 'market economy', everything will be fine. Let's just ignore all the rest of it, ey.

    Edited by LittleSparra at 13:02:43 04-10-2017
  • JamboWayOh 4 Oct 2017 13:03:22 3,985 posts
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    Mfolf wrote:
    May just got humped live on stage.
    Is this in reference to Simom Bodkin aka Lee Nelson trying to hand May a P45 at the conference before being booted out.
  • Mfolf 4 Oct 2017 13:05:18 1,606 posts
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    Don’t know who prankster was but apparently it was bad.
  • JamboWayOh 4 Oct 2017 13:10:47 3,985 posts
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    Nah he just waved a P45 in front of her face for a minute as she gave her speech. She made it through unscathed. Unfortunately.
  • Psychotext 4 Oct 2017 13:16:27 62,173 posts
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    Dozy bint took it too.

  • Blurp 4 Oct 2017 13:18:29 1,099 posts
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    F OFF
  • Armoured_Bear 4 Oct 2017 13:25:25 20,680 posts
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    Sturgeon showing how to behave like a human
  • Psychotext 4 Oct 2017 13:31:10 62,173 posts
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    She's a rock solid speaker though. Would be surprised if she fucked much up.
  • Mfolf 4 Oct 2017 13:33:27 1,606 posts
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    Mfolf wrote:
    Don’t know who prankster was but apparently it was bad.
    Ah oh wel. BBC made it look she was destroyed. Pic of her crying ffs.

    Oops. Meant to quote jambo.

    Edited by Mfolf at 13:35:12 04-10-2017
  • RobAnybody 4 Oct 2017 13:33:41 1,489 posts
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    Blurp wrote:
    F OFF
    https://mobile.twitter.com/tamcohen/status/915544030854963200

    the last E of Everyone also apparently fell off later on.
  • Mfolf 4 Oct 2017 13:36:49 1,606 posts
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    That actually comes across a bit threatening. Or everyone what!?

    Edited by Mfolf at 13:37:22 04-10-2017
  • RobAnybody 4 Oct 2017 13:39:55 1,489 posts
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    If you half close your eyes it could instead be read as "OR EVERTON".
  • Armoured_Bear 4 Oct 2017 13:40:25 20,680 posts
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    Psychotext wrote:
    She's a rock solid speaker though. Would be surprised if she fucked much up.
    She, was just to illustrate the gulf between her and Maybe in terms of acting like a human.
  • Cosmical 4 Oct 2017 13:49:49 238 posts
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    Psychotext wrote:
    She's a rock solid speaker though. Would be surprised if she fucked much up.
    well, she can speak words without, i dunno, dying, so I suppose I'll concede that
  • JamboWayOh 4 Oct 2017 13:53:41 3,985 posts
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    Armoured_Bear wrote:
    Psychotext wrote:
    She's a rock solid speaker though. Would be surprised if she fucked much up.
    She, was just to illustrate the gulf between her and Maybe in terms of acting like a human.
    Well she did have a severe bout of coughing during the speech, but I think that was to do with a loose bolt from one of her internal gears.
  • spamdangled 4 Oct 2017 13:59:27 31,044 posts
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    LittleSparra wrote:
    “The problem is that there is a view out there, borne of ignorance I’m afraid, that all cohabiting relationships are of equal worth, of equal value, of equal stability. I’m afraid they are not.”
    unghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    Don't worry, Tories. As long as you keep saying 'low taxes', 'small state', 'Brexit' and 'market economy', everything will be fine. Let's just ignore all the rest of it, ey.
    And they wonder why voters accuse them of being old fashioned and toxic.

    Edited by spamdangled at 13:59:42 04-10-2017
  • simpleexplodingmaybe 4 Oct 2017 14:01:02 4,983 posts
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    That was agony.

    Between the P45, coughing fit and sign falling off the wall I feel sorry for her.

    Plus Lee Nelson is such a dickhead I feel duty bound to hate everything he does
  • chopsen 4 Oct 2017 14:19:03 19,970 posts
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    Psychotext wrote:
    Imagine managing to be a cunt even by Tory standards...

    Men out of wedlock were “released to do all the things they wouldn’t normally do” such as committing crimes, drinking too much, taking drugs and fathering multiple children.

    Unmarried Men Are ‘A Problem’ For Society, Says Tory MP Iain Duncan Smith

    He compared marriage to buying into a golf club membership, which would see men sign up for “absurd things” and claimed the current system financially rewarded single people.

    Sir Paul Coleridge, chairman of the Marriage Foundation, also spoke at the event.

    He said: “The problem is that there is a view out there, borne of ignorance I’m afraid, that all cohabiting relationships are of equal worth, of equal value, of equal stability. I’m afraid they are not.”
    Unmarried Men Are ‘A Problem’ For Society, Says Tory MP Iain Duncan Smith

    What fucking century is it?
    It's the kind of thing you'd go on about if you *were* married and deep down really regretted it.
  • chopsen 4 Oct 2017 14:22:14 19,970 posts
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    I weirdly don't mind Lee Nelson, even though I hate that type of prankster comedy. Also, you have to admit that this was actually pretty funny.

    Edited by chopsen at 14:25:39 04-10-2017
  • Psychotext 4 Oct 2017 14:22:18 62,173 posts
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    It's like joining a golf club bro. Trouser wearing and everything.
  • Blurp 4 Oct 2017 15:07:29 1,099 posts
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    I hate Lee Nelson and I was ashamed of myself for smirking when I seen it pop onto my Twitter feed. Here's the letter:

  • You-can-call-me-kal 4 Oct 2017 15:15:21 9,910 posts
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    Technically it's Simon Brodkin. Lee Nelson is the chav character he does.
  • simpleexplodingmaybe 4 Oct 2017 15:53:48 4,983 posts
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    Would a bellend by any other name smell as sweet
  • You-can-call-me-kal 4 Oct 2017 16:23:12 9,910 posts
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    This was a far more effective piece of satire despite being entirely accidental.

    https://twitter.com/TechnicallyRon/status/915546685769699328
  • chopsen 4 Oct 2017 16:32:51 19,970 posts
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    All in all, given her coughing fit, the set collapsing around her, and the P45 I think that nobody is going to be talking about any of the actual content of the speech outside of wonkish political types.
  • chopsen 4 Oct 2017 16:33:35 19,970 posts
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    Fucksakes, even the FT lead with "Mishaps mar May fightback at Tory conference"
  • Dougs 4 Oct 2017 16:37:12 83,981 posts
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    Was there any policy? Not read it yet.
  • disusedgenius 4 Oct 2017 16:38:49 8,725 posts
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    Building more council houses is the only one that really broke through the fuck ups. She also reaffirmed the energy price fixing policy from the election.
  • LittleSparra 4 Oct 2017 16:46:24 7,178 posts
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    Which two years ago the Sun declared a Stalinist idiocy from Miliband. And now champions.

    Hmm.
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