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  • Ultrasoundwave 7 Aug 2012 17:15:19 3,411 posts
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    Ugh, Deckard is lusting after an innocent again.....


    Someone get the baby oil and plunger.....stat!

    "The worst part is, I'll have to have the break-up sex with myself!"

  • Deleted user 7 August 2012 17:33:35
    @Deckard1 lol you homo. :)
  • Deleted user 7 August 2012 17:35:11
    Anyone seen game length? I might be tempted if not too big.
  • neilka 7 Aug 2012 17:36:23 16,527 posts
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    Deckard could be your man then

    BAAANG!!!!! EXPLOTION!!!!!

  • Deleted user 7 August 2012 17:40:13
    I put game in there, otherwise that would read very dodgy.
  • LeoliansBro 7 Aug 2012 17:45:46 44,956 posts
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    No, but seriously you should totally date Deckard. For a seven foot black man he's really quite sensitive and once put a broom up his bum, and don't worry about his girlfriend, she's a ninja or something but also pretty small and sometimes wears a panda on her head.

    Hang on, am I thinking of Razz here?

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • neilka 7 Aug 2012 17:48:45 16,527 posts
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    No, Deckard is the one with the overfamiliar uncle and the Malcolm in the Middle fetish.

    BAAANG!!!!! EXPLOTION!!!!!

  • LeoliansBro 7 Aug 2012 17:50:23 44,956 posts
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    Oh yeah, you'll dig him, he's totally a Norse God or something and not a delusional French moron at all.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • neilka 7 Aug 2012 17:53:40 16,527 posts
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    Although you will have to share him with his current girlfriend, localnotail.

    BAAANG!!!!! EXPLOTION!!!!!

  • Deleted user 7 August 2012 17:54:53
    And back to sleeping dogs....
  • pinebear 7 Aug 2012 18:00:15 8,565 posts
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    L_Franko wrote:
    ZizouFC wrote:
    I think this has been posted in this thread already:

    Awesome, very happy to be proven wrong :)
    Encouraging scores, but of course they are released early because they are high.. hopefully they are indicative in this case but we'll see if it's another Mass Effect 3 or not.

  • LeoliansBro 7 Aug 2012 18:02:33 44,956 posts
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    neilka wrote:
    Although you will have to share him with his current girlfriend, localnotail.
    It'll be ok, she's pretty busy breastfeeding on Facebook at the moment.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • CosmicFuzz 7 Aug 2012 18:03:50 25,621 posts
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    LeoliansBro wrote:
    neilka wrote:
    Although you will have to share him with his current girlfriend, localnotail.
    It'll be ok, she's pretty busy breastfeeding on Facebook at the moment.
    Like

    Come listen to us discuss the Playstation Experience in Episode 11 of Open Source. zoolophage writes in!

  • Deleted user 7 August 2012 18:04:23
    The magazines listed are pretty bonafide imo. Isn't EGM affiliated with 1UP?
  • Lukus 7 Aug 2012 18:04:54 19,463 posts
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    neilka wrote:
    Although you will have to share him with his current girlfriend, localnotail.
    revan8 wrote:
    And back to sleeping dogs....

    MEEEEAOOOW!

    Paintings & Photographs

  • neilka 7 Aug 2012 18:12:35 16,527 posts
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    Deckard has some dogs but they're usually going mental on poppers rather than sleeping.

    BAAANG!!!!! EXPLOTION!!!!!

  • Deleted user 7 August 2012 18:12:44
    Deckard1 wrote:
    phrooooooaaarrrrr.

    Will you marry me, Deckard1?
  • pinebear 7 Aug 2012 18:55:41 8,565 posts
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    bitch_tits_zero_nine wrote:
    The magazines listed are pretty bonafide imo. Isn't EGM affiliated with 1UP?
    Used to be, before Ziff Davis collapsed. 1UP went to UGO (Hearst Corp) and EGM was brought back in 2010 by its original founder Steve Harris.

  • Deleted user 7 August 2012 18:57:27
    Respected opinion now?
  • Deleted user 7 August 2012 19:18:38
    Deckard1 wrote:
    1.2 inches on the soft. Thats all I'm gonna say.
    Oh I feel sorry for you, is that when it is really cold?
  • LeoliansBro 7 Aug 2012 19:22:59 44,956 posts
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    He was talking radius. Plus if that's not going to work there's always Mr. Fist.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • Deleted user 7 August 2012 19:28:17
    /Abandon thread

    lol
  • neilka 7 Aug 2012 20:24:35 16,527 posts
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    We refer to it as manual stimulation, or for the adventurous, double manual stimulation.

    Edited by neilka at 20:25:17 07-08-2012

    BAAANG!!!!! EXPLOTION!!!!!

  • LeoliansBro 7 Aug 2012 20:26:15 44,956 posts
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    Gentlemen not only fist, they are also consistent in how they spell 'appalled'.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • Deleted user 7 August 2012 21:24:51
    Don't I get a say in this?
  • Deleted user 7 August 2012 21:48:15
    Deckard1 wrote:
    Gentleman do not "fist" LB.
    True. He prefers the ruffians and rogues to do it.
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