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  • Ultrasoundwave 7 Aug 2012 17:15:19 3,305 posts
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    Ugh, Deckard is lusting after an innocent again.....


    Someone get the baby oil and plunger.....stat!

    "The worst part is, I'll have to have the break-up sex with myself!"

  • Deleted user 7 August 2012 17:33:35
    @Deckard1 lol you homo. :)
  • Deleted user 7 August 2012 17:35:11
    Anyone seen game length? I might be tempted if not too big.
  • neilka 7 Aug 2012 17:36:23 15,991 posts
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    Deckard could be your man then

    A map is like comparing velocity and speed.

  • Deleted user 7 August 2012 17:40:13
    I put game in there, otherwise that would read very dodgy.
  • LeoliansBro 7 Aug 2012 17:45:46 44,321 posts
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    No, but seriously you should totally date Deckard. For a seven foot black man he's really quite sensitive and once put a broom up his bum, and don't worry about his girlfriend, she's a ninja or something but also pretty small and sometimes wears a panda on her head.

    Hang on, am I thinking of Razz here?

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • neilka 7 Aug 2012 17:48:45 15,991 posts
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    No, Deckard is the one with the overfamiliar uncle and the Malcolm in the Middle fetish.

    A map is like comparing velocity and speed.

  • LeoliansBro 7 Aug 2012 17:50:23 44,321 posts
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    Oh yeah, you'll dig him, he's totally a Norse God or something and not a delusional French moron at all.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • neilka 7 Aug 2012 17:53:40 15,991 posts
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    Although you will have to share him with his current girlfriend, localnotail.

    A map is like comparing velocity and speed.

  • Deleted user 7 August 2012 17:54:53
    And back to sleeping dogs....
  • pinebear 7 Aug 2012 18:00:15 8,565 posts
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    L_Franko wrote:
    ZizouFC wrote:
    I think this has been posted in this thread already:

    Awesome, very happy to be proven wrong :)
    Encouraging scores, but of course they are released early because they are high.. hopefully they are indicative in this case but we'll see if it's another Mass Effect 3 or not.

  • LeoliansBro 7 Aug 2012 18:02:33 44,321 posts
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    neilka wrote:
    Although you will have to share him with his current girlfriend, localnotail.
    It'll be ok, she's pretty busy breastfeeding on Facebook at the moment.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • CosmicFuzz 7 Aug 2012 18:03:50 24,394 posts
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    LeoliansBro wrote:
    neilka wrote:
    Although you will have to share him with his current girlfriend, localnotail.
    It'll be ok, she's pretty busy breastfeeding on Facebook at the moment.
    Like

    Everyone knows Jack Thompson - but how did he become the game-blaming activist he is today? Read Part One of my new mini-series!

  • bitch_tits_zero_nine 7 Aug 2012 18:04:23 6,652 posts
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    The magazines listed are pretty bonafide imo. Isn't EGM affiliated with 1UP?
  • Lukus 7 Aug 2012 18:04:54 19,121 posts
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    neilka wrote:
    Although you will have to share him with his current girlfriend, localnotail.
    revan8 wrote:
    And back to sleeping dogs....

    MEEEEAOOOW!

    Paintings & Photographs

  • neilka 7 Aug 2012 18:12:35 15,991 posts
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    Deckard has some dogs but they're usually going mental on poppers rather than sleeping.

    A map is like comparing velocity and speed.

  • Deleted user 7 August 2012 18:12:44
    Deckard1 wrote:
    phrooooooaaarrrrr.

    Will you marry me, Deckard1?
  • pinebear 7 Aug 2012 18:55:41 8,565 posts
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    bitch_tits_zero_nine wrote:
    The magazines listed are pretty bonafide imo. Isn't EGM affiliated with 1UP?
    Used to be, before Ziff Davis collapsed. 1UP went to UGO (Hearst Corp) and EGM was brought back in 2010 by its original founder Steve Harris.

  • bitch_tits_zero_nine 7 Aug 2012 18:57:27 6,652 posts
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    Respected opinion now?
  • Deckard1 7 Aug 2012 19:15:19 28,096 posts
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    12 inches on the soft. Thats all I'm gonna say.
  • Deckard1 7 Aug 2012 19:16:03 28,096 posts
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    Oh hai new page
  • Deleted user 7 August 2012 19:18:38
    Deckard1 wrote:
    1.2 inches on the soft. Thats all I'm gonna say.
    Oh I feel sorry for you, is that when it is really cold?
  • LeoliansBro 7 Aug 2012 19:22:59 44,321 posts
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    He was talking radius. Plus if that's not going to work there's always Mr. Fist.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • Deleted user 7 August 2012 19:28:17
    /Abandon thread

    lol
  • Deckard1 7 Aug 2012 20:22:22 28,096 posts
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    I am appalled. Apalled. Gentleman do not "fist" LB.
  • neilka 7 Aug 2012 20:24:35 15,991 posts
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    We refer to it as manual stimulation, or for the adventurous, double manual stimulation.

    Edited by neilka at 20:25:17 07-08-2012

    A map is like comparing velocity and speed.

  • LeoliansBro 7 Aug 2012 20:26:15 44,321 posts
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    Gentlemen not only fist, they are also consistent in how they spell 'appalled'.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • Deckard1 7 Aug 2012 21:08:41 28,096 posts
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    Oh its like that is it. Trying to show me up in front of my new girlfriend. Oh it's on now motherfucker.
  • Deleted user 7 August 2012 21:24:51
    Don't I get a say in this?
  • Deleted user 7 August 2012 21:48:15
    Deckard1 wrote:
    Gentleman do not "fist" LB.
    True. He prefers the ruffians and rogues to do it.
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