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  • Deleted user 7 August 2012 15:10:53
    noooooooooooooooo it cant be good! I haven't got time to play it! :(
  • Deckard1 7 Aug 2012 15:25:36 27,695 posts
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    I know right. So.... do you like.... stuff?

    Hush you ponce

  • Deckard1 7 Aug 2012 16:18:37 27,695 posts
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    Hush you ponce

  • Deckard1 7 Aug 2012 16:20:04 27,695 posts
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    Oh shit, was supposed to post something else there but accidentally put a photo of me with my top off. Shit, this is kind of embarrassing.

    Edited by Deckard1 at 16:24:24 07-08-2012

    Hush you ponce

  • nickthegun 7 Aug 2012 16:26:33 59,429 posts
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    you should think about getting that tattoo lasered.

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    He totally called it

  • neilka 7 Aug 2012 16:28:45 15,848 posts
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    I'm sure I've seen that upper body in the local gay club


    Through the window

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  • Deckard1 7 Aug 2012 16:29:14 27,695 posts
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    iStockphoto™ was my grans name, god rest her soul.

    Hush you ponce

  • Chopsen 7 Aug 2012 16:30:12 15,859 posts
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    neilka wrote:
    I'm sure I've seen that upper body in the local gay club


    Through the window
    Strange that someone should be walking outside with their top off like that in this weather.
  • neilka 7 Aug 2012 16:34:07 15,848 posts
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    Contrived but the judges are allowing it.

    A map is like comparing velocity and speed.

  • L_Franko Moderator 7 Aug 2012 16:36:23 9,694 posts
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    This thread seems to have taken a wrong turn.
  • bitch_tits_zero_nine 7 Aug 2012 16:54:38 6,654 posts
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    I've only gone and bought the Steam version. If it's shit, light homo erotica is the least of this threads worries..
  • Ultrasoundwave 7 Aug 2012 17:15:19 3,280 posts
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    Ugh, Deckard is lusting after an innocent again.....


    Someone get the baby oil and plunger.....stat!

    "The worst part is, I'll have to have the break-up sex with myself!"

  • Deleted user 7 August 2012 17:33:35
    @Deckard1 lol you homo. :)
  • Deleted user 7 August 2012 17:35:11
    Anyone seen game length? I might be tempted if not too big.
  • neilka 7 Aug 2012 17:36:23 15,848 posts
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    Deckard could be your man then

    A map is like comparing velocity and speed.

  • Deleted user 7 August 2012 17:40:13
    I put game in there, otherwise that would read very dodgy.
  • LeoliansBro 7 Aug 2012 17:45:46 43,796 posts
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    No, but seriously you should totally date Deckard. For a seven foot black man he's really quite sensitive and once put a broom up his bum, and don't worry about his girlfriend, she's a ninja or something but also pretty small and sometimes wears a panda on her head.

    Hang on, am I thinking of Razz here?

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • neilka 7 Aug 2012 17:48:45 15,848 posts
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    No, Deckard is the one with the overfamiliar uncle and the Malcolm in the Middle fetish.

    A map is like comparing velocity and speed.

  • LeoliansBro 7 Aug 2012 17:50:23 43,796 posts
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    Oh yeah, you'll dig him, he's totally a Norse God or something and not a delusional French moron at all.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • neilka 7 Aug 2012 17:53:40 15,848 posts
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    Although you will have to share him with his current girlfriend, localnotail.

    A map is like comparing velocity and speed.

  • Deleted user 7 August 2012 17:54:53
    And back to sleeping dogs....
  • pinebear 7 Aug 2012 18:00:15 8,565 posts
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    L_Franko wrote:
    ZizouFC wrote:
    I think this has been posted in this thread already:

    Awesome, very happy to be proven wrong :)
    Encouraging scores, but of course they are released early because they are high.. hopefully they are indicative in this case but we'll see if it's another Mass Effect 3 or not.

  • LeoliansBro 7 Aug 2012 18:02:33 43,796 posts
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    neilka wrote:
    Although you will have to share him with his current girlfriend, localnotail.
    It'll be ok, she's pretty busy breastfeeding on Facebook at the moment.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • CosmicFuzz 7 Aug 2012 18:03:50 23,850 posts
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    LeoliansBro wrote:
    neilka wrote:
    Although you will have to share him with his current girlfriend, localnotail.
    It'll be ok, she's pretty busy breastfeeding on Facebook at the moment.
    Like

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  • bitch_tits_zero_nine 7 Aug 2012 18:04:23 6,654 posts
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    The magazines listed are pretty bonafide imo. Isn't EGM affiliated with 1UP?
  • Lukus 7 Aug 2012 18:04:54 19,050 posts
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    neilka wrote:
    Although you will have to share him with his current girlfriend, localnotail.
    revan8 wrote:
    And back to sleeping dogs....

    MEEEEAOOOW!

    Paintings & Photographs

  • neilka 7 Aug 2012 18:12:35 15,848 posts
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    Deckard has some dogs but they're usually going mental on poppers rather than sleeping.

    A map is like comparing velocity and speed.

  • Deleted user 7 August 2012 18:12:44
    Deckard1 wrote:
    phrooooooaaarrrrr.

    Will you marry me, Deckard1?
  • pinebear 7 Aug 2012 18:55:41 8,565 posts
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    bitch_tits_zero_nine wrote:
    The magazines listed are pretty bonafide imo. Isn't EGM affiliated with 1UP?
    Used to be, before Ziff Davis collapsed. 1UP went to UGO (Hearst Corp) and EGM was brought back in 2010 by its original founder Steve Harris.

  • bitch_tits_zero_nine 7 Aug 2012 18:57:27 6,654 posts
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    Respected opinion now?
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