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  • coastal 5 Sep 2012 19:20:19 5,405 posts
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    @monkehhh I hope you're a good FOSS4G'er then. You do dev or anal?
  • mal 5 Sep 2012 19:22:00 24,334 posts
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    I've been around long enough to realise I'm not an expert in anything. On any given topic there's more I don't know about it than do.
  • Pinky_Floyd 5 Sep 2012 19:32:01 10,503 posts
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    I am a expert peeping tom.  Can advise on good hiding spots, what to wear and also good but discreet binoculars.  Never been caught.  If your wifes undies are missing off the washing line, chances are that I am wearing them. 
  • monkehhh 5 Sep 2012 19:43:07 3,941 posts
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    @coastal I mainly deal wrestle with ESRI stuff all day (work's support agreement with them means one of them comes to our office once a month and I ask him questions he can't answer). I got my current promotion with the idea I'd become 'the' expert at work for this sort of thing - currently doing a masters in GIS that they're paying for, and then hopefully I'll escape to something either awesome or very well-paid (or both).
  • localnotail 5 Sep 2012 19:53:27 23,084 posts
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    LeoliansBro wrote:
    I am the very epitome of the masculine, from which all others derive as dminished and imperfect shadows in a flickering fire.
    So close.
  • Pinky_Floyd 5 Sep 2012 20:07:57 10,503 posts
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    Floiled.
  • elstoof 5 Sep 2012 20:11:41 9,980 posts
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    I'd wager even the typo was a carefully constructed weakness for perception by minds less able, thus rendering the man more approachable and less likely to alienate those underneath because the man realises that for one to be elevated, one must be raised upon the shoulders of others.
  • localnotail 5 Sep 2012 20:21:33 23,084 posts
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    @elstoof A man, not "the" man. /GoT
  • coastal 5 Sep 2012 20:22:27 5,405 posts
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    @LeoliansBro, i'll still nick that for my about.me if that's alright. apart from the well fay ending
  • elstoof 5 Sep 2012 20:23:53 9,980 posts
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    Artifice shmartifice, the result is what matters. History can be rewritten.
  • spamdangled 5 Sep 2012 21:22:02 27,933 posts
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    Marvel comics, cookery.
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 5 Sep 2012 21:26:44 17,075 posts
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    Roller disco and murder.
  • MikeP 5 Sep 2012 21:57:02 2,346 posts
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    I'm pretty good when it comes to bicycles. I have certificates and everything.

    Also, not bad at home brew beer.
  • SolidSCB 5 Sep 2012 23:04:08 8,848 posts
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    Abducting children from holiday camps

    Removing all traces of bodily fluid and evidence from the scene of a rape

    Rape
  • localnotail 5 Sep 2012 23:58:52 23,084 posts
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    Rape and child murder jokes, there is no actual intent behind them, right? They are boundary pushing humour, adopting the identity of the psychopath for shock value, right?

    So, technically, the more inappropriate the teller, the greater impact of the "joke". Right? So as a middle-aged mother of a baby girl, it must be hilarious if I tell one, right?

    What do rape jokes and Madeleine McCann have in common?

    They'll never get old.

    Right.

    Now, can we get some new material, please?
  • Deleted user 6 September 2012 00:00:47
    History.

    ALL OF IT.
  • SolidSCB 6 Sep 2012 00:09:40 8,848 posts
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    That joke is just not on local, you're the middle-aged mother of a baby girl. You should know better by now.
  • puddleduck 6 Sep 2012 00:12:28 1,854 posts
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    @localnotail

    Irony overload... why do we need new material if it'll never get old?

    I don't like to joke about rape, but then people are always telling me I take my work too seriously.
  • spamdangled 6 Sep 2012 00:13:16 27,933 posts
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    :D
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 6 Sep 2012 00:38:35 17,075 posts
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    As Oscar Wilde once said, "If you're tired of rape jokes then you're tired of life".
  • spamdangled 6 Sep 2012 02:08:29 27,933 posts
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    I got tired of rape once, but then I just mixed it up with a little torture and then I never looked back.
  • puddleduck 6 Sep 2012 02:20:21 1,854 posts
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    I'd say a problem with a lot of rape jokes, is that most of them have been done to buggery.
  • localnotail 6 Sep 2012 03:36:13 23,084 posts
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    Et tu, Mongo?
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 6 Sep 2012 06:18:45 42,579 posts
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    darkmorgado wrote:
    I got tired of rape once, but then I just mixed it up with a little torture and then I never looked back.
    I think this will go a long way to ensure you never get to complain about homosexual jokes ever again :-(
  • manuel_garcia 6 Sep 2012 08:21:29 4,079 posts
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    I can sort of do bread and bread-related items like pizza. They are edible and occasionally produce grumbles of happiness from those that consume them.
  • Salaman 6 Sep 2012 09:45:50 20,595 posts
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    Pinky_Floyd wrote:
    I am a expert peeping tom.  Can advise on good hiding spots, what to wear and also good but discreet binoculars.  Never been caught.  If your wifes undies are missing off the washing line, chances are that I am wearing them. 
    No Night Goggles? You're not much of an expert!
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