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  • poot 1 Jun 2014 22:33:31 784 posts
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    It's not going to be too long before Billy starts talking about being an incel alpha.
  • Nemesis 1 Jun 2014 22:53:41 18,647 posts
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    AceGrace wrote:
    If you want a manly film, watch commando instead
    I love that bit with the deer.
  • magicpanda 2 Jun 2014 08:37:25 13,362 posts
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    OptimusPube wrote:
    I thought this was supposed to be manly things reading the recent postings on here, you're all a bunch of pussies this is just basic shit, a fucking hedge strimmer FFS and switching doors to open the other way, I hope this is meant to be satire, I bet non of you pussies in here have callouses on your hands.

    OptimusPube wrote:
    Yeah...
  • askew 2 Jun 2014 08:45:07 12,264 posts
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    OptimusPube's callouses are from the vigorous masturbation.

    /bindun

    Edited by askew at 08:45:47 02-06-2014
  • monkehhh 2 Aug 2014 11:45:49 3,313 posts
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    Girlfriend's dad is round our flat (sorry, penthouse) putting up various blinds.. so I'm making myself scarce as there's wood and screws and tools everywhere. Manly activities that other men do. I'm gonna go wander round Leeds and do a bit of shopping and eat some street food.
  • the_milkybar_kid 2 Aug 2014 12:43:06 317 posts
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    Suggested to the old man that we go to the driving range whilst the women are out for the day. In the rain. Might even have a pedigree whilst we're there. Man.
  • dfunked 2 Aug 2014 13:05:16 102 posts
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    the_milkybar_kid wrote:
    Suggested to the old man that we go to the driving range whilst the women are out for the day. In the rain. Might even have a pedigree whilst we're there. Man.
    Is that rhyming slang for bum?...

    I'm just about to do a massive dump in a public toilet and won't feel the slightest bit of shame about my manly plops.
  • THFourteen 7 Sep 2014 11:13:58 33,404 posts
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    On reflection carrying 15kg of grout and adhesive across Twickenham after having done my weights this morning was a terrible idea.
  • jablonski 7 Sep 2014 11:16:04 4,121 posts
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    I'm going to do a fuckload of washing up this morning that my lazy girlfriend has let pile up the last 3 nights while I've been out.
    Then I'm going to plat Titanfall
  • THFourteen 7 Sep 2014 11:17:37 33,404 posts
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    Playing xbox doesn't count as manly! Actually nor does washing up...

    PS get a dishwasher

    Pps sounds like your gf already has one

    Edited by THFourteen at 11:18:29 07-09-2014
  • jablonski 7 Sep 2014 11:26:11 4,121 posts
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    THFourteen wrote:
    Playing xbox doesn't count as manly! Actually nor does washing up...

    PS get a dishwasher

    Pps sounds like your gf already has one
    My xbox is bigger than my flat, so no dishwasher.
    Dishwashers are for lazy gits anyway.

    I will be doing both activities in my pants. That's pretty manly.
  • Nemesis 7 Sep 2014 12:58:42 18,647 posts
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    Just finished wallpapering. Took me a ton of prep including filling and lining paper, removing a radiator, getting it all ready and it looks bloody great and even managed the bits around the window.

    I now know all there is to know about booking and suchlike and why, pre-internet, I got it so wrong beforehand.

    Now I'm doing the bloke thing of standing in the room with a cuppa looking at the finished job feeling at peace.
  • mcmothercruncher 7 Sep 2014 13:38:12 7,068 posts
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    In your pants I hope.
  • Nemesis 7 Sep 2014 13:39:53 18,647 posts
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    Yeah pretty much!
  • challenge_hanukkah 7 Sep 2014 13:42:32 93 posts
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    I just managed to get through the scene in Short Circuit 2 where Johnny 5 gets almost beaten to death without crying.

    Positively seething

  • askew 7 Sep 2014 14:04:10 12,264 posts
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    I've had to dis-assemble the lawn mower in order to sharpen the blade and get everything oiled. ManPoints++

    I've mislaid the screws that hold the motor in place... ManPoints--
  • Dirtbox 7 Sep 2014 14:06:10 78,145 posts
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    You can claim more points by cludging it with a couple of woodscrews and a slim bolt that's just a little too short.

    +1 / Like / Tweet this post

  • jablonski 7 Sep 2014 14:08:17 4,121 posts
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    Just imparted some knowledge to someone that when you buy wood flooring, you need to factor in some time for it to sit in it's new home for a few days before being laid.

    Manly.
  • askew 7 Sep 2014 14:09:35 12,264 posts
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    I don't have any around :( Time to strap it in with gaffer tape?
  • mcmothercruncher 7 Sep 2014 19:50:44 7,068 posts
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    Or jizz?

    Might as well combine a couple of pastimes.
  • JoeBlade 7 Sep 2014 19:58:45 2,542 posts
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    Or apostrophes?

    jablonski's throwing them around willy nilly lately.
  • RyanDS 7 Sep 2014 20:27:43 9,355 posts
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    I put up a chandelier in our living room which required wiring, blinds in our lounge which required a drill, and painted the garden fence, all in this weekend.

    Never have I felt so manly. (Even if my neighbour did have to show me how to drill...)
  • PES_Fanboy 7 Sep 2014 20:30:53 15,819 posts
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    A chandelier?
  • challenge_hanukkah 7 Sep 2014 20:38:48 93 posts
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    A Chandler?

    Edited by challenge_hanukkah at 20:39:35 07-09-2014

    Positively seething

  • JoeBlade 7 Sep 2014 20:44:18 2,542 posts
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    RyanDS wrote:
    Even if my neighbour did have to show me how to drill...
    Now that's one for the 'sentences to use out of context' archives.
  • cjb_bjc 7 Sep 2014 20:45:31 1,086 posts
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    Watching xfactor?
  • werewolf_poo 7 Sep 2014 21:44:18 166 posts
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    Lost my voice after Scotland scored against the world champions!

    Manly...?
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