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  • Gremmoo 1 Jun 2014 22:33:31 3,299 posts
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    It's not going to be too long before Billy starts talking about being an incel alpha.
  • Nemesis 1 Jun 2014 22:53:41 19,097 posts
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    AceGrace wrote:
    If you want a manly film, watch commando instead
    I love that bit with the deer.
  • magicpanda 2 Jun 2014 08:37:25 14,515 posts
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    OptimusPube wrote:
    I thought this was supposed to be manly things reading the recent postings on here, you're all a bunch of pussies this is just basic shit, a fucking hedge strimmer FFS and switching doors to open the other way, I hope this is meant to be satire, I bet non of you pussies in here have callouses on your hands.

    OptimusPube wrote:
    Yeah...
  • askew 2 Jun 2014 08:45:07 14,452 posts
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    OptimusPube's callouses are from the vigorous masturbation.

    /bindun

    Edited by askew at 08:45:47 02-06-2014
  • monkehhh 2 Aug 2014 11:45:49 4,405 posts
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    Girlfriend's dad is round our flat (sorry, penthouse) putting up various blinds.. so I'm making myself scarce as there's wood and screws and tools everywhere. Manly activities that other men do. I'm gonna go wander round Leeds and do a bit of shopping and eat some street food.
  • the_milkybar_kid 2 Aug 2014 12:43:06 3,909 posts
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    Suggested to the old man that we go to the driving range whilst the women are out for the day. In the rain. Might even have a pedigree whilst we're there. Man.
  • dfunked 2 Aug 2014 13:05:16 5,159 posts
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    the_milkybar_kid wrote:
    Suggested to the old man that we go to the driving range whilst the women are out for the day. In the rain. Might even have a pedigree whilst we're there. Man.
    Is that rhyming slang for bum?...

    I'm just about to do a massive dump in a public toilet and won't feel the slightest bit of shame about my manly plops.
  • THFourteen 7 Sep 2014 11:13:58 41,100 posts
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    On reflection carrying 15kg of grout and adhesive across Twickenham after having done my weights this morning was a terrible idea.
  • THFourteen 7 Sep 2014 11:17:37 41,100 posts
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    Playing xbox doesn't count as manly! Actually nor does washing up...

    PS get a dishwasher

    Pps sounds like your gf already has one

    Edited by THFourteen at 11:18:29 07-09-2014
  • Nemesis 7 Sep 2014 12:58:42 19,097 posts
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    Just finished wallpapering. Took me a ton of prep including filling and lining paper, removing a radiator, getting it all ready and it looks bloody great and even managed the bits around the window.

    I now know all there is to know about booking and suchlike and why, pre-internet, I got it so wrong beforehand.

    Now I'm doing the bloke thing of standing in the room with a cuppa looking at the finished job feeling at peace.
  • mothercruncher 7 Sep 2014 13:38:12 12,172 posts
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    In your pants I hope.
  • Nemesis 7 Sep 2014 13:39:53 19,097 posts
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    Yeah pretty much!
  • challenge_hanukkah 7 Sep 2014 13:42:32 2,636 posts
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    I just managed to get through the scene in Short Circuit 2 where Johnny 5 gets almost beaten to death without crying.
  • askew 7 Sep 2014 14:04:10 14,452 posts
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    I've had to dis-assemble the lawn mower in order to sharpen the blade and get everything oiled. ManPoints++

    I've mislaid the screws that hold the motor in place... ManPoints--
  • Dirtbox Best Forumite, 2015 7 Sep 2014 14:06:10 87,433 posts
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    You can claim more points by cludging it with a couple of woodscrews and a slim bolt that's just a little too short.
  • askew 7 Sep 2014 14:09:35 14,452 posts
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    I don't have any around :( Time to strap it in with gaffer tape?
  • mothercruncher 7 Sep 2014 19:50:44 12,172 posts
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    Or jizz?

    Might as well combine a couple of pastimes.
  • JoeBlade 7 Sep 2014 19:58:45 3,564 posts
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    Or apostrophes?

    jablonski's throwing them around willy nilly lately.
  • RyanDS 7 Sep 2014 20:27:43 11,293 posts
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    I put up a chandelier in our living room which required wiring, blinds in our lounge which required a drill, and painted the garden fence, all in this weekend.

    Never have I felt so manly. (Even if my neighbour did have to show me how to drill...)
  • PES_Fanboy Funniest Forumite, 2015 7 Sep 2014 20:30:53 38,560 posts
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    A chandelier?
  • challenge_hanukkah 7 Sep 2014 20:38:48 2,636 posts
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    A Chandler?

    Edited by challenge_hanukkah at 20:39:35 07-09-2014
  • JoeBlade 7 Sep 2014 20:44:18 3,564 posts
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    RyanDS wrote:
    Even if my neighbour did have to show me how to drill...
    Now that's one for the 'sentences to use out of context' archives.
  • cjb_bjc 7 Sep 2014 20:45:31 1,613 posts
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    Watching xfactor?
  • werewolf_poo 7 Sep 2014 21:44:18 346 posts
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    Lost my voice after Scotland scored against the world champions!

    Manly...?
  • smoothpete 4 Dec 2014 11:01:33 33,412 posts
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    I just drained our water system, un-plumbed the bath and lifted it out of the bathroom all by myself. Hopefully I will be able to get it back in again after the guy has done the flooring..
  • Dougs 4 Dec 2014 11:03:04 78,694 posts
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    A guy doing the flooring?! Get stuck in yourself man!

    Edit: I'd pay someone too but I am shit

    Edited by Dougs at 11:03:52 04-12-2014
  • smoothpete 4 Dec 2014 11:07:43 33,412 posts
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    Yeah but he is also called pete which as we both know is the manliest of names. So fair enough I reckon.
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