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  • Dirtbox 6 Dec 2010 16:28:56 82,230 posts
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    Brew your own beer.
  • jonsaan 6 Dec 2010 16:29:04 25,967 posts
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    Play Animal Crossing.
  • Buztafen 6 Dec 2010 16:29:13 16,979 posts
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    Make someone vomit simply by burping in their face.
  • billythekid 6 Dec 2010 16:30:01 11,778 posts
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    Swing a pickaxe or sledgehammer.
    I've never seen a women utilise these most manly of hand tools.
  • Trafford 6 Dec 2010 16:30:15 6,896 posts
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    A night in a cell?
    My own personal favourite,Navigating.
  • Deleted user 6 December 2010 16:30:55
    Manly nodding when the barber shows you the back of your head in a mirror.

    Has any man in history ever made a complaint at this point? No, because you're not a woman. Whatever he's done back there, you'll have it.
  • Buztafen 6 Dec 2010 16:31:30 16,979 posts
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    Grow a full and aggressive beard!
  • senso-ji 6 Dec 2010 16:31:35 6,500 posts
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    Get a stomach pump in A&E on a Friday and Saturday night
  • billythekid 6 Dec 2010 16:31:58 11,778 posts
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    Building your own concrete base for a shed etc.
    Including mixing said concrete, wading around in it in just trainers and then leveling it off to perfection.
  • Deleted user 6 December 2010 16:32:10
    Know, A - where the locking nut is and B - what it's for.
  • mal 6 Dec 2010 16:32:26 24,330 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:
    Kill a wasps nest. Thousands of angry, angry wasps. In your face.

    Fixed
  • Deleted user 6 December 2010 16:32:28
    Livetext_beta_tester wrote:
    Manly nodding when the barber shows you the back of your head in a mirror.

    Has any man in history ever made a complaint at this point? No, because you're not a woman. Whatever he's done back there, you'll have it.

    Wish I had checked tbh.
  • Dirtbox 6 Dec 2010 16:33:15 82,230 posts
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    Hold onto the headrest of the passenger seat when looking over your shoulder to reverse.
  • billythekid 6 Dec 2010 16:34:39 11,778 posts
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    Clear icicles from your gutter with a homemade icicle removing implement.
    (and headbutting them as they fall)
  • jonsaan 6 Dec 2010 16:34:46 25,967 posts
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    warm your fingertips in your pubes whilst watching Dave.
  • mrpon 6 Dec 2010 16:35:38 30,706 posts
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    Scratch your balls and then sniff.
  • Deleted user 6 December 2010 16:35:41
    jonsaan wrote:
    warm your fingertips in your pubes whilst watching Dave.

    :D

    You mean, Dave the digital channel? Right?
  • DJCopa 6 Dec 2010 16:36:02 1,103 posts
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    Flick boxer shorts onto wife's head from across the room.
  • billythekid 6 Dec 2010 16:36:08 11,778 posts
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    Drying washing on anything available that emits a small amount of heat.
  • Buztafen 6 Dec 2010 16:36:28 16,979 posts
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    Manage to not cry while watching The Green Mile.
  • billythekid 6 Dec 2010 16:37:06 11,778 posts
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    When driving, never turning around when slightly unsure of your exact location.
  • Deleted user 6 December 2010 16:37:59
    Pretend sleep while the air hostess acts out the safety procedure.
  • Buztafen 6 Dec 2010 16:39:45 16,979 posts
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    Punch someone in the face who is clearly much more manly than you.
  • Buztafen 6 Dec 2010 16:40:12 16,979 posts
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    Have more hair on you back than on your head.
  • jonsaan 6 Dec 2010 16:41:08 25,967 posts
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    I have never watched Dirty Dancing.

    /touch me
  • Dirtbox 6 Dec 2010 16:41:09 82,230 posts
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    billythekid wrote:
    When driving, never turning around when slightly unsure of your exact location.
    And never ask for directions.
  • Deleted user 6 December 2010 16:41:59
    Talk about football with a relative stranger.
  • smoothpete 6 Dec 2010 16:42:40 32,402 posts
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    Say - "I'll X you in a minute", where X is whatever the person just said
  • jonsaan 6 Dec 2010 16:43:26 25,967 posts
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    Smell your pants to see if they are clean or not.
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