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  • cubbymoore 20 May 2013 11:44:01 36,503 posts
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    I've just put up a new door closer at work, as the fluid had started leaking and the door kept on slamming really loudly, which is really annoying. I had to drill new holes in the door as the new one's a different size, and also I put the main body on the door before attaching the arm to the door frame, and I couldn't screw one of the screws in because the arm was then in the way, so I had to take it off the door and then screw it all back on again.

    But now the door closes as quietly as a mouse! Hurrah!
  • smoothpete 20 May 2013 12:03:51 31,710 posts
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    On saturday I built a bug-box for the garden. It's fucking shit. I'll post a picture at some point. It's really awful. I'm still chuffed though.
  • AceGrace 20 May 2013 12:11:27 1,253 posts
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    skuzzbag wrote:
    I've levelled up my manliness by purchasing a 21inch cutting blade 200cc self-drive petrol lawn mower.

    However, I can barely turn the thing with my feeble IT arms.
    I know how that feels. Trying to crank the lawnmower after a winter in the shed is quite a work out.

    Edited by AceGrace at 12:13:13 20-05-2013

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  • AceGrace 20 May 2013 12:12:46 1,253 posts
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    Thats the lawnmower in the shed, not me

    Edited by AceGrace at 12:13:00 20-05-2013

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  • Razz 20 May 2013 12:25:30 61,601 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:
    On saturday I built a bug-box for the garden. It's fucking shit. I'll post a picture at some point. It's really awful. I'm still chuffed though.
    What's a bug box?

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  • Khanivor 20 May 2013 12:40:33 41,120 posts
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    A place to cower in when the drugs are too strong.

    Edited by Khanivor at 12:40:53 20-05-2013
  • CosmicFuzz 20 May 2013 12:42:33 25,304 posts
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    It's a homemade tracking/surveillance device

    How patches are ruining the future of gaming My thoughts.

  • smoothpete 20 May 2013 14:06:39 31,710 posts
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    Razz wrote:
    smoothpete wrote:
    On saturday I built a bug-box for the garden. It's fucking shit. I'll post a picture at some point. It's really awful. I'm still chuffed though.
    What's a bug box?
    fficial&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=sR-aUcPNB83TsgaT8IDQDA&ved=0CAoQ_AUoAQ&biw=1058&bih=430" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">This sort of thing
  • Deleted user 20 May 2013 14:11:45
    THIS WEEK I HIRED A SKIP.
  • Vortex808 20 May 2013 14:16:35 7,473 posts
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    Pfft.

    Even my mum's hired a skip. ;-)
  • billythekid 20 May 2013 14:17:55 11,324 posts
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    Anybody dumped a mattress in it yet?
  • Deleted user 20 May 2013 14:17:56
    I've seen your mum's skip... ;)
  • Dirtbox 18 Jun 2013 13:14:42 78,824 posts
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    Trying to do some gardening and haven't got a fucking clue what I'm doing, so I've just butchered everything with one of those electrical chainsaw things. Weeds, flowers, the hedge, bushes, trees, everything.

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  • neilka 18 Jun 2013 13:16:06 16,467 posts
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    Sparrows, hedgehogs, neighbours...

    BAAANG!!!!! EXPLOTION!!!!!

  • smoothpete 18 Jun 2013 13:55:33 31,710 posts
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    That's what gardening is. You're on the right track. Hit something with an axe, dig something else up and throw it over the hedge.
  • JuanKerr 18 Jun 2013 13:59:21 36,423 posts
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    You need at least two types of axe too - a limp-wristed little hand-axe needs a big fuck off felling axe to compliment it.
  • smoothpete 18 Jun 2013 14:08:15 31,710 posts
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    Remember, you're not finished until your hands and forearms are covered in bramble scratches.
  • ronuds 18 Jun 2013 15:04:39 21,788 posts
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    I hope this "electrical chainsaw" you reference is really hedge clippers?

    Men don't own electric chainsaws.
  • cubbymoore 12 Jul 2013 13:38:26 36,503 posts
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    I put in a new window pane into a window that had broken at work. I've got putty everywhere and had to buy a new chisel to chip away the old putty, but it was worth it.

    I will now look at that window everyday and think, "I did that", whilst wiping away a tear.
  • smoothpete 12 Jul 2013 14:30:25 31,710 posts
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    I have a nest of bumblebees above my front door in the lintel. I'm super chuffed!
  • Load_2.0 12 Jul 2013 14:33:49 19,520 posts
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    WASP SPEAR!
  • smoothpete 12 Jul 2013 14:36:39 31,710 posts
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    No dude, these are nice bees. I am going to make a little banner saying "BeeFest 2013"
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    Taking some stuff to the tip tomorrow. Have some of that.
  • skuzzbag 12 Jul 2013 14:38:23 5,679 posts
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    I got bitten by a horsefly while strimming today. Looking forward to it turning into a giant blue swelling and itching like buggery at night :(
  • ronuds 12 Jul 2013 14:48:30 21,788 posts
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    I took care of a wasps nest last night.

    I won't claim it was manly of me, because after spraying I ran like a little girl.
  • JuanKerr 12 Jul 2013 14:53:41 36,423 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:
    I have a nest of bumblebees above my front door in the lintel. I'm super chuffed!
    Nice! We've currently got a LOT of bees (honey and bumble) in our garden and I'm really hoping that they honey bees will swarm. That would be awesome.
  • smoothpete 12 Jul 2013 14:55:21 31,710 posts
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    I'd love a hive. Lot of work though, stupid bees.
  • speedofthepuma 12 Jul 2013 14:55:31 13,310 posts
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    Has this stopped being manly?

    I lurk. If I've spoken to you, I'm either impassioned, or drunk.

  • Deckard1 12 Jul 2013 14:57:07 29,185 posts
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    If I could have a bee bonnet, just for one day, that would probably be it for me. Game over, life completed.

    Fish fingers and chips pretty straight forward.

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