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  • Dirtbox 23 Jul 2012 11:14:10 81,307 posts
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    I did! When I found it I had to paddle it nearly half a mile* against flood condition currents with a SPADE.

    *may have been 300-400m.

    Edited by Dirtbox at 11:15:37 23-07-2012
  • Razz 23 Jul 2012 11:18:00 62,154 posts
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    I installed a new washing machine new place yesterday, pulled my back whilst doing it. Now I'm off work sipping beer in the garden making a mental catalogue of work that needs doing in the yard.

    Feeling properly manly
  • magicpanda 23 Jul 2012 20:39:54 13,809 posts
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    I just opened a Coconut perfectly in half with nothing but a butter knife.
  • ronuds 23 Jul 2012 20:58:09 21,786 posts
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    The act of opening such a tough food is of manly value. However, the fact it was a coconut devalues it somewhat. Coconuts aren't manly at all.

    If it were like a safe or something that you cracked open, then full marks.
  • Immaterial 23 Jul 2012 21:03:50 1,776 posts
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    Butter knives are definitely not manly. Try saying 'razor sharp machete' instead.
  • ronuds 23 Jul 2012 21:11:49 21,786 posts
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    Good catch.

    These things need dissecting because men aren't the men they used to be. Maybe if we weed out the unmanly acts that are thought of to be manly, we can bring our name back to its former glory... 'cause we're losin' it. And it's because of guys like magicpanda, who I have trouble even calling a guy.
  • King_Edward 23 Jul 2012 21:20:21 11,471 posts
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    Pipes and grunting. Doesn't get much more manly.
  • Load_2.0 23 Jul 2012 21:31:24 20,838 posts
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    New age manly, but I love Mexican and good fajitas require shredded beef.

    So I just slow roasted the fuck out of a massive slab of beef with olive oil, chilli, garlic and a few other bits.

    Tore it all apart with forks and it is now sitting in the fridge for tomorrows lunch.
  • Rusty_M 23 Jul 2012 21:32:45 5,382 posts
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    A friend didn't have a can opener when we worked in Paris. It turned out I didn't have one either, so I opened her can with a big sharp knife I had to hand.

    Helping damsel in distress, using large sharp knife for something other than its intended purpose, and being resourceful. I think that's pretty manly.

    Edited by Rusty_M at 21:33:59 23-07-2012
  • ronuds 23 Jul 2012 21:35:51 21,786 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:
    New age manly, but I love Mexican and good fajitas require shredded beef.

    So I just slow roasted the fuck out of a massive slab of beef with olive oil, chilli, garlic and a few other bits.

    Tore it all apart with forks and it is now sitting in the fridge for tomorrows lunch.
    I approve. I think we can all assume what you'll be doing later on in the toilet will also be manly.
  • Immaterial 23 Jul 2012 21:36:30 1,776 posts
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    Are you sure you're not trying to cover up another coconut and butter knife incident?

    Edit: that was at Rusty, not the metro manly post about beef.

    Edited by Immaterial at 21:37:54 23-07-2012
  • ronuds 23 Jul 2012 21:37:20 21,786 posts
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    I'm skeptical as well. Manly activities don't need to be so well explained. They speak for themselves.
  • Dirtbox 23 Jul 2012 21:42:07 81,307 posts
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    I just felled a cactus with my bare hands.
  • magicpanda 23 Jul 2012 21:42:52 13,809 posts
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    ronuds wrote:
    Good catch.

    These things need dissecting because men aren't the men they used to be. Maybe if we weed out the unmanly acts that are thought of to be manly, we can bring our name back to its former glory... 'cause we're losin' it. And it's because of guys like magicpanda, who I have trouble even calling a guy.
    Come back when you have opened a coconut at the beach with nothing but your wits and common garden cutlery. I was a hero, got to pour coconut milk over boobs, make someone a bra and eat coconut.
  • Dirtbox 23 Jul 2012 21:44:31 81,307 posts
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    May have looked like this.

  • ronuds 23 Jul 2012 22:47:24 21,786 posts
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    magicpanda wrote:
    ronuds wrote:
    Good catch.

    These things need dissecting because men aren't the men they used to be. Maybe if we weed out the unmanly acts that are thought of to be manly, we can bring our name back to its former glory... 'cause we're losin' it. And it's because of guys like magicpanda, who I have trouble even calling a guy.
    Come back when you have opened a coconut at the beach with nothing but your wits and common garden cutlery. I was a hero, got to pour coconut milk over boobs, make someone a bra and eat coconut.
    Men don't make bras, we remove them.
  • mrpon 23 Jul 2012 23:02:02 30,447 posts
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    Try to. Then rip them off with a Rambo knife.
  • ronuds 23 Jul 2012 23:06:49 21,786 posts
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    :D

    Not magicpanda. He's too busy crafting them out of fruit.
  • magicpanda 23 Jul 2012 23:30:11 13,809 posts
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    I think you are confusing being Manly with being one of the lads.

    Men provide Coconut Bras.

    /sips Pina Colada
  • ronuds 26 Oct 2012 14:02:42 21,786 posts
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    Replace the word "shopped" with "traded" and it's a winner!
  • elstoof 26 Oct 2012 14:04:52 9,562 posts
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    Did you switch off the fuse box?
  • L_Franko Moderator 26 Oct 2012 14:54:49 9,695 posts
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    I've got stuck in a traffic jam and shouted a lot of swear words in no particular direction. About the only thing that even comes close to this topic today.
  • thelzdking 20 Mar 2013 19:41:45 4,664 posts
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    I have just completed my fifty-first day of work in a row
  • ascue 20 Mar 2013 19:48:56 167 posts
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    Army?!
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