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  • Deckard1 23 Jul 2012 11:10:41 27,703 posts
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    I just like to think that DB had some kind of Huckleberry Finn type adventure the day he found that boat.

    Hush you ponce

  • Dirtbox 23 Jul 2012 11:14:10 77,705 posts
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    I did! When I found it I had to paddle it nearly half a mile* against flood condition currents with a SPADE.

    *may have been 300-400m.

    Edited by Dirtbox at 11:15:37 23-07-2012

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  • Razz 23 Jul 2012 11:18:00 61,068 posts
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    I installed a new washing machine new place yesterday, pulled my back whilst doing it. Now I'm off work sipping beer in the garden making a mental catalogue of work that needs doing in the yard.

    Feeling properly manly

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  • magicpanda 23 Jul 2012 20:39:54 13,340 posts
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    I just opened a Coconut perfectly in half with nothing but a butter knife.
  • ronuds 23 Jul 2012 20:58:09 21,788 posts
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    The act of opening such a tough food is of manly value. However, the fact it was a coconut devalues it somewhat. Coconuts aren't manly at all.

    If it were like a safe or something that you cracked open, then full marks.
  • Immaterial 23 Jul 2012 21:03:50 1,334 posts
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    Butter knives are definitely not manly. Try saying 'razor sharp machete' instead.

    Think I'll just switch everything off.

  • ronuds 23 Jul 2012 21:11:49 21,788 posts
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    Good catch.

    These things need dissecting because men aren't the men they used to be. Maybe if we weed out the unmanly acts that are thought of to be manly, we can bring our name back to its former glory... 'cause we're losin' it. And it's because of guys like magicpanda, who I have trouble even calling a guy.
  • King_Edward 23 Jul 2012 21:20:21 11,454 posts
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    Pipes and grunting. Doesn't get much more manly.
  • Load_2.0 23 Jul 2012 21:31:24 19,147 posts
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    New age manly, but I love Mexican and good fajitas require shredded beef.

    So I just slow roasted the fuck out of a massive slab of beef with olive oil, chilli, garlic and a few other bits.

    Tore it all apart with forks and it is now sitting in the fridge for tomorrows lunch.
  • Rusty_M 23 Jul 2012 21:32:45 4,648 posts
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    A friend didn't have a can opener when we worked in Paris. It turned out I didn't have one either, so I opened her can with a big sharp knife I had to hand.

    Helping damsel in distress, using large sharp knife for something other than its intended purpose, and being resourceful. I think that's pretty manly.

    Edited by Rusty_M at 21:33:59 23-07-2012

    The world is going mad. Me? I'm doing fine.

  • ronuds 23 Jul 2012 21:35:51 21,788 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:
    New age manly, but I love Mexican and good fajitas require shredded beef.

    So I just slow roasted the fuck out of a massive slab of beef with olive oil, chilli, garlic and a few other bits.

    Tore it all apart with forks and it is now sitting in the fridge for tomorrows lunch.
    I approve. I think we can all assume what you'll be doing later on in the toilet will also be manly.
  • Deckard1 23 Jul 2012 21:36:11 27,703 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:
    New age manly, but I love Mexican and good fajitas require shredded beef.

    So I just slow roasted the fuck out of a massive slab of beef with olive oil, chilli, garlic and a few other bits.

    Tore it all apart with forks and it is now sitting in the fridge for tomorrows lunch.


    Oh so you going for homosexual manly

    Edited by Deckard1 at 21:36:36 23-07-2012

    Hush you ponce

  • Immaterial 23 Jul 2012 21:36:30 1,334 posts
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    Are you sure you're not trying to cover up another coconut and butter knife incident?

    Edit: that was at Rusty, not the metro manly post about beef.

    Edited by Immaterial at 21:37:54 23-07-2012

    Think I'll just switch everything off.

  • ronuds 23 Jul 2012 21:37:20 21,788 posts
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    I'm skeptical as well. Manly activities don't need to be so well explained. They speak for themselves.
  • Dirtbox 23 Jul 2012 21:42:07 77,705 posts
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    I just felled a cactus with my bare hands.

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  • magicpanda 23 Jul 2012 21:42:52 13,340 posts
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    ronuds wrote:
    Good catch.

    These things need dissecting because men aren't the men they used to be. Maybe if we weed out the unmanly acts that are thought of to be manly, we can bring our name back to its former glory... 'cause we're losin' it. And it's because of guys like magicpanda, who I have trouble even calling a guy.
    Come back when you have opened a coconut at the beach with nothing but your wits and common garden cutlery. I was a hero, got to pour coconut milk over boobs, make someone a bra and eat coconut.
  • Dirtbox 23 Jul 2012 21:44:31 77,705 posts
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    May have looked like this.

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  • ronuds 23 Jul 2012 22:47:24 21,788 posts
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    magicpanda wrote:
    ronuds wrote:
    Good catch.

    These things need dissecting because men aren't the men they used to be. Maybe if we weed out the unmanly acts that are thought of to be manly, we can bring our name back to its former glory... 'cause we're losin' it. And it's because of guys like magicpanda, who I have trouble even calling a guy.
    Come back when you have opened a coconut at the beach with nothing but your wits and common garden cutlery. I was a hero, got to pour coconut milk over boobs, make someone a bra and eat coconut.
    Men don't make bras, we remove them.
  • mrpon 23 Jul 2012 23:02:02 28,756 posts
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    Try to. Then rip them off with a Rambo knife.

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • ronuds 23 Jul 2012 23:06:49 21,788 posts
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    :D

    Not magicpanda. He's too busy crafting them out of fruit.
  • magicpanda 23 Jul 2012 23:30:11 13,340 posts
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    I think you are confusing being Manly with being one of the lads.

    Men provide Coconut Bras.

    /sips Pina Colada
  • LeoliansBro 26 Oct 2012 13:54:29 43,816 posts
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    Today so far I have:

    Shopped in Wickes.

    Rewired a ceiling rose and pendant.

    Rewired a bathroom light pull.

    Rewired a lamp.

    I am the fucking GOD of rewiring!

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • ronuds 26 Oct 2012 14:02:42 21,788 posts
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    Replace the word "shopped" with "traded" and it's a winner!
  • elstoof 26 Oct 2012 14:04:52 7,001 posts
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    Did you switch off the fuse box?
  • LeoliansBro 26 Oct 2012 14:44:16 43,816 posts
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    Yep, but only the bit that controls the lights, none of this girly turning all the electricity off.

    Mind you, if the cowboys who originally did this place had wired it up wrong it would have been lights out for LB but that's how I roll, bitches!

    (I've also rehung my BA Hons certificate but that didn't seem so manly)

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • L_Franko Moderator 26 Oct 2012 14:54:49 9,694 posts
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    I've got stuck in a traffic jam and shouted a lot of swear words in no particular direction. About the only thing that even comes close to this topic today.
  • thelzdking 20 Mar 2013 19:41:45 4,367 posts
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    I have just completed my fifty-first day of work in a row
  • ascue 20 Mar 2013 19:48:56 167 posts
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    Army?!
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