I just like to think that DB had some kind of Huckleberry Finn type adventure the day he found that boat.
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Deckard1 18,070 posts
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Dirtbox 73,698 posts
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Registered 11 years agoI did! When I found it I had to paddle it nearly half a mile* against flood condition currents with a SPADE.
*may have been 300-400m.
Edited by Dirtbox at 11:15:37 23-07-2012+1 / Like / Tweet this post
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Razz 57,926 posts
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Registered 11 years agoI installed a new washing machine new place yesterday, pulled my back whilst doing it. Now I'm off work sipping beer in the garden making a mental catalogue of work that needs doing in the yard.
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magicpanda 12,291 posts
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Registered 9 years agoI just opened a Coconut perfectly in half with nothing but a butter knife. -
ronuds 20,511 posts
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Registered 7 years agoThe act of opening such a tough food is of manly value. However, the fact it was a coconut devalues it somewhat. Coconuts aren't manly at all.
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Immaterial 1,142 posts
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Registered 6 years agoButter knives are definitely not manly. Try saying 'razor sharp machete' instead.Think I'll just switch everything off.
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ronuds 20,511 posts
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Registered 7 years agoGood catch.
These things need dissecting because men aren't the men they used to be. Maybe if we weed out the unmanly acts that are thought of to be manly, we can bring our name back to its former glory... 'cause we're losin' it. And it's because of guys like magicpanda, who I have trouble even calling a guy. -
King_Edward 9,370 posts
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Registered 3 years agoPipes and grunting. Doesn't get much more manly. -
Load_2.0 14,600 posts
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Registered 10 years agoNew age manly, but I love Mexican and good fajitas require shredded beef.
So I just slow roasted the fuck out of a massive slab of beef with olive oil, chilli, garlic and a few other bits.
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Rusty_M 3,609 posts
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Registered 6 years agoA friend didn't have a can opener when we worked in Paris. It turned out I didn't have one either, so I opened her can with a big sharp knife I had to hand.
Helping damsel in distress, using large sharp knife for something other than its intended purpose, and being resourceful. I think that's pretty manly.
Edited by Rusty_M at 21:33:59 23-07-2012The world is going mad. Me? I'm doing fine.
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ronuds 20,511 posts
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Registered 7 years agoLoad_2.0 wrote:
I approve. I think we can all assume what you'll be doing later on in the toilet will also be manly.
New age manly, but I love Mexican and good fajitas require shredded beef.
So I just slow roasted the fuck out of a massive slab of beef with olive oil, chilli, garlic and a few other bits.
Tore it all apart with forks and it is now sitting in the fridge for tomorrows lunch. -
Deckard1 18,070 posts
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New age manly, but I love Mexican and good fajitas require shredded beef.
So I just slow roasted the fuck out of a massive slab of beef with olive oil, chilli, garlic and a few other bits.
Tore it all apart with forks and it is now sitting in the fridge for tomorrows lunch.
Oh so you going for homosexual manly
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Immaterial 1,142 posts
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Registered 6 years agoAre you sure you're not trying to cover up another coconut and butter knife incident?
Edit: that was at Rusty, not the metro manly post about beef.
Edited by Immaterial at 21:37:54 23-07-2012Think I'll just switch everything off.
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ronuds 20,511 posts
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Registered 7 years agoI'm skeptical as well. Manly activities don't need to be so well explained. They speak for themselves. -
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magicpanda 12,291 posts
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Registered 9 years agoronuds wrote:
Come back when you have opened a coconut at the beach with nothing but your wits and common garden cutlery. I was a hero, got to pour coconut milk over boobs, make someone a bra and eat coconut.
Good catch.
These things need dissecting because men aren't the men they used to be. Maybe if we weed out the unmanly acts that are thought of to be manly, we can bring our name back to its former glory... 'cause we're losin' it. And it's because of guys like magicpanda, who I have trouble even calling a guy. -
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ronuds 20,511 posts
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Registered 7 years agomagicpanda wrote:
Men don't make bras, we remove them.ronuds wrote:
Come back when you have opened a coconut at the beach with nothing but your wits and common garden cutlery. I was a hero, got to pour coconut milk over boobs, make someone a bra and eat coconut.
Good catch.
These things need dissecting because men aren't the men they used to be. Maybe if we weed out the unmanly acts that are thought of to be manly, we can bring our name back to its former glory... 'cause we're losin' it. And it's because of guys like magicpanda, who I have trouble even calling a guy. -
mrpon 24,078 posts
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ronuds 20,511 posts
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Not magicpanda. He's too busy crafting them out of fruit. -
magicpanda 12,291 posts
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Registered 9 years agoI think you are confusing being Manly with being one of the lads.
Men provide Coconut Bras.
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LeoliansBro 35,112 posts
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Registered 7 years agoToday so far I have:
Shopped in Wickes.
Rewired a ceiling rose and pendant.
Rewired a bathroom light pull.
Rewired a lamp.
I am the fucking GOD of rewiring!LB, you really are a massive geek.
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ronuds 20,511 posts
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elstoof 4,435 posts
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LeoliansBro 35,112 posts
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Registered 7 years agoYep, but only the bit that controls the lights, none of this girly turning all the electricity off.
Mind you, if the cowboys who originally did this place had wired it up wrong it would have been lights out for LB but that's how I roll, bitches!
(I've also rehung my BA Hons certificate but that didn't seem so manly)LB, you really are a massive geek.
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I've got stuck in a traffic jam and shouted a lot of swear words in no particular direction. About the only thing that even comes close to this topic today.
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thelzdking 3,388 posts
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Army?!
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