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megastar 16,914 posts
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Mr-Brett 11,483 posts
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Registered 7 years agospeedofthepuma wrote:
I was going to suggest that it would be comically huge compared to normal spiders but then I remember where you are...JBlokeUK wrote:
I suspect you are talking about a genuinely massive spider, and I salute you.
Trying to kill a big fuckoff hairy spider that is jumping towards you, and you not screaming, is incredibly manly.
I hate them and smashed my son's rubber one with an axe the other day because I thought it was real.
Also, bonus points for using an axe.
Edited by Mr-Brett at 10:06:22 24-02-2012Please don't use the delete button, think of the children.
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Mr-Brett 11,483 posts
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Registered 7 years agoYes, but it's sometimes goes by another name.
Please don't use the delete button, think of the children.
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speedofthepuma 12,892 posts
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Registered 7 years agoI've turned off all the avatars and crap, so don't expect me to be impressed by yours.
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skuzzbag 5,180 posts
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Registered 9 years agoBeardofZeus wrote:
That wasn't my point but never mind. An over sensitive mind like yours is bound to get confused what with all the emotional turmoil it has going on.skuzzbag wrote:
You consider the England team manly?BeardofZeus wrote:
Did she score any goals for England?
Oh, and this is sort of manly, I was almost moved to tears reading about war correspondent Marie Colvin. What an amazing woman. RIP.
NO.
Congratulations, you are now officially sensitive.
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Kosmoz 7,099 posts
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Registered 6 years agoThe most manly thing to do is of course play rugby for Manly Sea Eagles.Every girl I ever kissed I was thinking of a pro footballer.
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Woody_Guthrie 10 posts
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Registered 1 year agoUpon finding a bottle of wine at 4am and not having a bottle opener on hand, smashing said bottle, downing the drink in one and not really being that bothered as you remove shards of glass from your mouth.
Lifting something thats heavier than you are. Just because you can.
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Khanivor 38,676 posts
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Registered 11 years agoI took off the windscreen wipers on my car. Sanded them down with a high grit paper to rub out the growing rust I'd been looking at since I bought the car. Then layered spray paint on it. Then lost one of the nuts to secure them in the distance from the dining room table and the driver's seat, (about 30'). Have been driving around with one wiper for about a week now. Feels properly manly. -
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Registered 6 years agoDirtbox wrote:
piss shiver? anyone?
Getting piss shiver in an uncharacteristically crowded office gents and violently going with it.
looked up urban dictionary, got it.
/look of mind blank and confusion dissapears
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El_MUERkO 16,130 posts
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A man does not wash is hands after taking a piss.
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Khanivor 38,676 posts
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Registered 11 years agoWell, based on a thread form a few years back that means EG has(d) a lot of unmanly men. -
Popzeus 7,888 posts
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Registered 8 years agoAnyone care to guess how many lawnmowers I broke in one day this weekend?Inventor of the hovercraft
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X201 12,987 posts
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Registered 7 years agoPopzeus wrote:
Are we talking effeminate mowers
Anyone care to guess how many lawnmowers I broke in one day this weekend?
or manly mowers?
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Popzeus 7,888 posts
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Registered 8 years agoTHREE!
Two manly (petrol) mowers and one effeminate (Flymo) mower.
First mower wouldn't start up, and seemed to be low on oil. So opened what looked like the oil cap and filled it up with oil. Turns out I'd poured it into the air filter. Whoops.
Then borrowed next door's ineffectual plug-in jobby but my lawn is too manly for such a device to handle so its blade broke.
Went and bought a new 4-stroke self-propelling model, this seemed to work fine but had a leak in the fuel tank and pissed petrol all over the garage.Inventor of the hovercraft
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smoothpete 29,137 posts
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Registered 9 years agoPopzeus wrote:
That made me lol. You numpty
First mower wouldn't start up, and seemed to be low on oil. So opened what looked like the oil cap and filled it up with oil. Turns out I'd poured it into the air filter. Whoops..gif)
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Alastair 11,912 posts
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Registered 11 years agoAnotherIdiot wrote:
Fixed.
A dirty fucking hobo does not wash is hands after taking a piss.Not as nice as I used to be
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X201 12,987 posts
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Registered 7 years agoPopzeus wrote:
That might not be as wrong as you think. I own a rotavator that requires you to put oil in the air filter.
Turns out I'd poured it into the air filter. Whoops.
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Alastair 11,912 posts
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Registered 11 years agoRotovators are manly. Also known as Rotary Cultivator, I think.
My Dad used to have one that he rescued from a jumble sale and fixed. It was a beast to use as a spindly 15 y/oNot as nice as I used to be
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Popzeus 7,888 posts
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Pah, needed a new one anyway. The replacement one we ended up with (number 4 of the weekend) is brilliant.Popzeus wrote:
That made me lol. You numpty
First mower wouldn't start up, and seemed to be low on oil. So opened what looked like the oil cap and filled it up with oil. Turns out I'd poured it into the air filter. Whoops.Inventor of the hovercraft
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smoothpete 29,137 posts
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Registered 9 years agoWe didn't have a lawnmower for a few years so I used to give the lawn an occasional crewcut with some hedge trimmers
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Registered 11 years ago I can just imagine you of all people walking aroung the garden with a hedge trimmer cutting the grass with a half smoked rollie in your lips lol --------------------------------------------------------------------
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Razz 57,905 posts
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Registered 11 years agoSpeaing of which, anyone know of a really good blade sharpener (general use, mostly househole scissors and kitchen knives)? I've bought a few random ones from Robert Dyas but they've turned out to be shite,
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Popzeus 7,888 posts
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Registered 8 years agoWe have a Homebase own brand one that's pretty decent.Inventor of the hovercraft
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askew 10,596 posts
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Alastair 11,912 posts
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Registered 11 years agoSurely a manly man would use a sharpening stone...Not as nice as I used to be
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Dirtbox 73,655 posts
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Registered 11 years agoYou buy new ones and put the old ones in a draw.+1 / Like / Tweet this post
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Razz wrote:
This one is pretty good
Speaing of which, anyone know of a really good blade sharpener (general use, mostly househole scissors and kitchen knives)? I've bought a few random ones from Robert Dyas but they've turned out to be shite,
But a word of warning. It is great for general use, but I would not recommend it if you have expensive kitchen knives. It gets them sharp but it does so by stripping off quite a bit of steel (compared to other sharpeners). I use mine for the cheap knives, and a proper sharpening stone and steel for my expensive ones. -
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