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  • Deleted user 6 December 2010 16:18:46
    Dirtbox wrote:
    Catch something, kill it and eat it.

    And create something functional with the skin.

    This isn't the Diana Vickers thread mate.
  • Mr_Sleep 6 Dec 2010 16:18:53 17,064 posts
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    Go to a shop for something specific and buy only that thing and leave without browsing around for hours. That is the most manly thing of all.

    You are a factory of sadness.

  • smoothpete 6 Dec 2010 16:18:55 31,511 posts
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    Kill a wasps nest. I've done TWO. Yeah. In your face.
  • Dirtbox 6 Dec 2010 16:18:58 78,179 posts
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    Swig neat scotch from the bottle before stitching up a wound that was sustained during a knife fight with 6 portuguese fisherman.

    And have enough thread left to floss the piece of nose that's still stuck between your teeth.

    Not really within the realms of reason, but never mind.

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  • LeoliansBro 6 Dec 2010 16:18:59 44,225 posts
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    Also, use rawlplugs for screws.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • moriss 6 Dec 2010 16:19:17 588 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    I've changed a light switch, without turning off the mains.
    lol

    its 'manly activities' not 'unveleivably stupid activities' :D
  • moriss 6 Dec 2010 16:20:22 588 posts
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    Rage_Quit_Rob wrote:
    Dirtbox wrote:
    Catch something, kill it and eat it.

    And create something functional with the skin.

    This isn't the Diana Vickers thread mate.
    :D making a note to go read that thread now :D
  • Spanky 6 Dec 2010 16:20:32 14,503 posts
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    Have a chair smashed across your back without spilling a drop of your pint.

    Blocking a toilet with one massive shit that requires dynorod.

    Plubs

  • Buztafen 6 Dec 2010 16:21:01 16,234 posts
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    Drive to a distant holiday destination without using a map or satnav.
  • Dirtbox 6 Dec 2010 16:21:34 78,179 posts
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    Tossed soil with a garden fork to plant tomatoes.

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  • Alastair 6 Dec 2010 16:21:53 15,738 posts
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    Buztafen wrote:
    Drive to a distant holiday destination without using a map or satnav.

    Easy enough if it's Lands End.
  • Buztafen 6 Dec 2010 16:22:19 16,234 posts
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    Urinate in the dogs basket/closet/corner of room/partners general direction after a heavy night on the sauce.
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    F'dHUTA
  • mcmonkeyplc 6 Dec 2010 16:22:35 39,457 posts
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    Buztafen wrote:
    Drive to a distant holiday destination without using a map or satnav.

    Do this with mobile phone sat nav system designed for a different continent and obey it even if it tells you to go up a remote mountain.

    I AM MAN!

    Come and get it cumslingers!

  • Syrette 6 Dec 2010 16:22:36 43,458 posts
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    Cry after their football club loses a final or something similar.

  • ronuds 6 Dec 2010 16:22:51 21,788 posts
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    Yard work with manly tools such as lawnmowers, chainsaws and branch cutters.
  • Buztafen 6 Dec 2010 16:22:59 16,234 posts
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    Alastair wrote:
    Buztafen wrote:
    Drive to a distant holiday destination without using a map or satnav.

    Easy enough if it's Lands End.

    No. Belgium.
  • Murbal 6 Dec 2010 16:23:35 22,220 posts
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    Go to Belgium on holiday
  • smoothpete 6 Dec 2010 16:23:51 31,511 posts
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    I disinfected a cut with vodka

    I also cut out a wart with the blade from a pencil sharpener
  • Buztafen 6 Dec 2010 16:24:09 16,234 posts
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    Break a bone playing sport. Your own or someone else's, both acceptable.
  • Spanky 6 Dec 2010 16:24:18 14,503 posts
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    Secrete the worlds smallest pencil about the body, pull it magically out of the air whenever something needs scoring after being measured in fathoms with a piece of string.

    Plubs

  • Whizzo 6 Dec 2010 16:24:20 43,124 posts
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    Drive over a log bridge only slightly wider than the 4x4 you're driving.

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  • Murbal 6 Dec 2010 16:24:29 22,220 posts
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    Superglue cuts
  • Spanky 6 Dec 2010 16:25:56 14,503 posts
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    Fire an air pistol/rifle into your leg inorder to see how sore it is before turning it on your son or another proto-man... "ach stop yer whining, it'll no hurt!"

    Plubs

  • Dirtbox 6 Dec 2010 16:26:16 78,179 posts
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    Have rough, leathery hands.

    Ed: Oh wrong thread.

    Do stuff that gives you the afore mentioned hands.

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  • Buztafen 6 Dec 2010 16:27:42 16,234 posts
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    Take something apart just to see how it works. Put it back together properly.
  • Syrette 6 Dec 2010 16:27:45 43,458 posts
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    Spend hours indoors sitting in your underwear playing some racing game.

  • billythekid 6 Dec 2010 16:28:13 11,133 posts
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    Do wheelies on motorbikes.
  • LeoliansBro 6 Dec 2010 16:28:13 44,225 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:

    I also cut out a wart with the blade from a pencil sharpener
    I don't think I've ever been prouder.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • billythekid 6 Dec 2010 16:28:31 11,133 posts
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    Have dead arm contests.
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