Manly activities that men do

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  • Dirtbox Best Forumite, 2015 6 Dec 2010 16:06:29 87,820 posts
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    Following on from smoothpete's list of manly things that men should own thread, I hung a door today. It was pretty sexy.

    What, within reason, should a man do to earn chest hair?
  • ScoutTech 6 Dec 2010 16:09:00 2,429 posts
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    Build a fire that almost gets out of control. Added points fro using only one match. Super points if you use no matches.
  • Deleted user 6 December 2010 16:09:07
    You aren't a bloke until you have had a fight.
  • Lexx87 6 Dec 2010 16:09:40 20,853 posts
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    Rage_Quit_Rob wrote:
    You aren't a chav until you have had a fight.

    Fixed!
  • Deleted user 6 December 2010 16:09:41
    Bumming in the bushes.
  • Lexx87 6 Dec 2010 16:10:18 20,853 posts
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    Reorganising the garage.

    And still not being able to find anything.
  • smoothpete 6 Dec 2010 16:10:18 33,558 posts
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    Fetching things out of the loft. This is a man's domain.

    This evening I am fetching Christmas things.

    After that, I will be testing the Christmas lights.
  • Deleted user 6 December 2010 16:10:23
    Lexx87 wrote:
    Rage_Quit_Rob wrote:
    You aren't a chav until you have had a fight.

    Fixed!

    COME ON THEN
  • moriss 6 Dec 2010 16:11:05 588 posts
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    Leolian'sBro wrote:

    Service a car, and at the drop of a hat, whip off the flat tyres using only the tools provided.

    and then he flipped her over and fu... nnily enough it landed on the wheels and started first time!

    sorry bit off topic ;)
  • Syrette 6 Dec 2010 16:11:41 47,913 posts
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    Glass someone for looking in the general direction of your wife/girlfriend/sister/pet.
  • mrpon 6 Dec 2010 16:11:45 32,531 posts
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    I've changed a light switch, without turning off the mains.
  • Alastair 6 Dec 2010 16:12:16 19,520 posts
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    Leolian'sBro wrote:
    Shelves.

    Yep, but they have to be straight when a spirit level is applied.
  • Deleted user 6 December 2010 16:13:04
    Play Rugby in the freezing cold whilst the ground is wet and get all muddy.

    YEAH!
  • Syrette 6 Dec 2010 16:13:48 47,913 posts
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    mcmonkeyplc wrote:
    Play Rugby in the freezing cold whilst the ground is wet and get all muddy.

    YEAH!


    And then admire each other's physique in the showers after.
  • Buztafen 6 Dec 2010 16:13:52 17,412 posts
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    Take a 45 minute dump.
  • TechnoHippy 6 Dec 2010 16:13:53 14,707 posts
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    foreverafternothing wrote:
    Glass someone for looking in the general direction of your wife/girlfriend/sister/pet.

    Is throwing a table at them acceptable?
  • Murbs 6 Dec 2010 16:13:55 23,501 posts
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    Lexx87 wrote:
    Reorganising the garage.

    And still not being able to find anything.

    Change garage to shed.

    I have an annual clean out, hoping to God that I don't run into any large spiders in the process. I am better with spiders outdoors than I am indoors for some reason however.
  • Tom_Servo 6 Dec 2010 16:14:04 18,082 posts
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    foreverafternothing wrote:
    Glass someone for looking in the general direction of your wife/girlfriend/sister/pet.

    Not all men are Andy Carroll!
  • Deleted user 6 December 2010 16:14:19
    mcmonkeyplc wrote:
    Play Rugby in the freezing cold whilst the ground is wet and get all muddy.

    YEAH!


    You little girl. The ground should be frozen and rock hard like bricks. Wet and muddy, what do you think it is a day out at a health spar?!
  • Murbs 6 Dec 2010 16:14:29 23,501 posts
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    Use a tube of No More Nails.
  • Buztafen 6 Dec 2010 16:15:26 17,412 posts
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    Fart in bed and 'dutch oven' their girlfriend/rentboy.
  • Deleted user 6 December 2010 16:15:51
    Rage_Quit_Rob wrote:
    mcmonkeyplc wrote:
    Play Rugby in the freezing cold whilst the ground is wet and get all muddy.

    YEAH!


    You little girl. The ground should be frozen and rock hard like bricks. Wet and muddy, what do you think it is a day out at a health spar?!

    Come on then! Let's be havin you!
  • Murbs 6 Dec 2010 16:16:05 23,501 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:
    Fetching things out of the loft. This is a man's domain.

    This evening I am fetching Christmas things.

    After that, I will be testing the Christmas lights.

    So so true. My eldest daughter asked if she could come in the loft when she was bigger. I said no, I don't even let mummy up there.
  • Stickman 6 Dec 2010 16:16:16 29,652 posts
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    Murbal wrote:
    Use a tube of No More Nails.

    You big jessie.
  • Dirtbox Best Forumite, 2015 6 Dec 2010 16:16:23 87,820 posts
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    Catch something, kill it and eat it.

    And create something functional with the skin.
  • heyyo 6 Dec 2010 16:16:29 14,362 posts
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    Make salad like you're retarded.
  • Alastair 6 Dec 2010 16:17:28 19,520 posts
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    Rage_Quit_Rob wrote:
    mcmonkeyplc wrote:
    Play Rugby in the freezing cold whilst the ground is wet and get all muddy.

    YEAH!


    You little girl. The ground should be frozen and rock hard like bricks. Wet and muddy, what do you think it is a day out at a health spar?!

    He's right you know. There's nothing tough about playing in the cold.
    It needs to be snowing at least.
  • Murbs 6 Dec 2010 16:17:54 23,501 posts
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    Stickman wrote:
    Murbal wrote:
    Use a tube of No More Nails.

    You big jessie.

    Countless uses. Fixes so many things.

    Yet I see your point.
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