Manly activities that men do

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  • Dirtbox 6 Dec 2010 16:06:29 79,201 posts
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    Following on from smoothpete's list of manly things that men should own thread, I hung a door today. It was pretty sexy.

    What, within reason, should a man do to earn chest hair?

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  • ScoutTech 6 Dec 2010 16:09:00 2,425 posts
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    Build a fire that almost gets out of control. Added points fro using only one match. Super points if you use no matches.
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    You aren't a bloke until you have had a fight.
  • Lexx87 6 Dec 2010 16:09:40 20,863 posts
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    Rage_Quit_Rob wrote:
    You aren't a chav until you have had a fight.

    Fixed!

    Speak the truth hussy!

  • mcmonkeyplc 6 Dec 2010 16:09:41 39,567 posts
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    Bumming in the bushes.

    Come and get it cumslingers!

  • LeoliansBro 6 Dec 2010 16:09:42 44,956 posts
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    Shelves.

    Build a shed.

    Service a car, and at the drop of a hat, whip off the flat tyres using only the tools provided.

    Smoke cigars indoors.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • Lexx87 6 Dec 2010 16:10:18 20,863 posts
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    Reorganising the garage.

    And still not being able to find anything.

    Speak the truth hussy!

  • smoothpete 6 Dec 2010 16:10:18 31,826 posts
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    Fetching things out of the loft. This is a man's domain.

    This evening I am fetching Christmas things.

    After that, I will be testing the Christmas lights.
  • Deleted user 6 December 2010 16:10:23
    Lexx87 wrote:
    Rage_Quit_Rob wrote:
    You aren't a chav until you have had a fight.

    Fixed!

    COME ON THEN
  • moriss 6 Dec 2010 16:11:05 588 posts
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    Leolian'sBro wrote:

    Service a car, and at the drop of a hat, whip off the flat tyres using only the tools provided.

    and then he flipped her over and fu... nnily enough it landed on the wheels and started first time!

    sorry bit off topic ;)
  • Syrette 6 Dec 2010 16:11:41 44,216 posts
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    Glass someone for looking in the general direction of your wife/girlfriend/sister/pet.

  • mrpon 6 Dec 2010 16:11:45 29,564 posts
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    I've changed a light switch, without turning off the mains.

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • Alastair 6 Dec 2010 16:12:16 16,406 posts
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    Leolian'sBro wrote:
    Shelves.

    Yep, but they have to be straight when a spirit level is applied.
  • mcmonkeyplc 6 Dec 2010 16:13:04 39,567 posts
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    Play Rugby in the freezing cold whilst the ground is wet and get all muddy.

    YEAH!

    Come and get it cumslingers!

  • Syrette 6 Dec 2010 16:13:48 44,216 posts
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    mcmonkeyplc wrote:
    Play Rugby in the freezing cold whilst the ground is wet and get all muddy.

    YEAH!


    And then admire each other's physique in the showers after.

  • Buztafen 6 Dec 2010 16:13:52 16,531 posts
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    Take a 45 minute dump.
  • TechnoHippy 6 Dec 2010 16:13:53 14,716 posts
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    foreverafternothing wrote:
    Glass someone for looking in the general direction of your wife/girlfriend/sister/pet.

    Is throwing a table at them acceptable?

    My books, contests, reviews and author interviews on my blog

  • Murbs 6 Dec 2010 16:13:55 22,586 posts
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    Lexx87 wrote:
    Reorganising the garage.

    And still not being able to find anything.

    Change garage to shed.

    I have an annual clean out, hoping to God that I don't run into any large spiders in the process. I am better with spiders outdoors than I am indoors for some reason however.
  • Tom_Servo 6 Dec 2010 16:14:04 18,082 posts
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    foreverafternothing wrote:
    Glass someone for looking in the general direction of your wife/girlfriend/sister/pet.

    Not all men are Andy Carroll!
  • Deleted user 6 December 2010 16:14:19
    mcmonkeyplc wrote:
    Play Rugby in the freezing cold whilst the ground is wet and get all muddy.

    YEAH!


    You little girl. The ground should be frozen and rock hard like bricks. Wet and muddy, what do you think it is a day out at a health spar?!
  • Murbs 6 Dec 2010 16:14:29 22,586 posts
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    Use a tube of No More Nails.
  • Buztafen 6 Dec 2010 16:15:26 16,531 posts
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    Fart in bed and 'dutch oven' their girlfriend/rentboy.
  • mcmonkeyplc 6 Dec 2010 16:15:51 39,567 posts
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    Rage_Quit_Rob wrote:
    mcmonkeyplc wrote:
    Play Rugby in the freezing cold whilst the ground is wet and get all muddy.

    YEAH!


    You little girl. The ground should be frozen and rock hard like bricks. Wet and muddy, what do you think it is a day out at a health spar?!

    Come on then! Let's be havin you!

    Come and get it cumslingers!

  • Murbs 6 Dec 2010 16:16:05 22,586 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:
    Fetching things out of the loft. This is a man's domain.

    This evening I am fetching Christmas things.

    After that, I will be testing the Christmas lights.

    So so true. My eldest daughter asked if she could come in the loft when she was bigger. I said no, I don't even let mummy up there.
  • Stickman 6 Dec 2010 16:16:16 29,664 posts
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    Murbal wrote:
    Use a tube of No More Nails.

    You big jessie.

    THIS SPACE FOR RENT

  • Dirtbox 6 Dec 2010 16:16:23 79,201 posts
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    Catch something, kill it and eat it.

    And create something functional with the skin.

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  • heyyo 6 Dec 2010 16:16:29 14,369 posts
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    Make salad like you're retarded.
  • Alastair 6 Dec 2010 16:17:28 16,406 posts
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    Rage_Quit_Rob wrote:
    mcmonkeyplc wrote:
    Play Rugby in the freezing cold whilst the ground is wet and get all muddy.

    YEAH!


    You little girl. The ground should be frozen and rock hard like bricks. Wet and muddy, what do you think it is a day out at a health spar?!

    He's right you know. There's nothing tough about playing in the cold.
    It needs to be snowing at least.
  • Murbs 6 Dec 2010 16:17:54 22,586 posts
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    Stickman wrote:
    Murbal wrote:
    Use a tube of No More Nails.

    You big jessie.

    Countless uses. Fixes so many things.

    Yet I see your point.
  • LeoliansBro 6 Dec 2010 16:18:18 44,956 posts
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    Eat prawns when the packet is bloated like a balloon, becuse 'they'll probably be alright'.

    (Note: This led to 48 hour squirtyfun)

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

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