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  • MadCaddy13 4 Feb 2013 07:48:32 2,037 posts
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    fletch7100 wrote:
    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4777584/danny-simpson-knocked-out-in-4am-brawl.html
    'Man you got knocked the fuck out!'
  • nickthegun 4 Feb 2013 07:53:20 61,054 posts
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    Im sure hes delighted to be known as 'tulisas boyfriend, danny simpson'

    Edited by nickthegun at 07:53:35 04-02-2013

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    My man gives real loving that's why I call him Killer
    He's not a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am, he's a thriller

  • King_Edward 4 Feb 2013 07:54:43 11,467 posts
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    It's good to see not only quality footballers can be† bellends, but bench fillers too.
  • THFourteen 4 Feb 2013 08:52:33 34,235 posts
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    Shit poor Michael Owen, out for 6 weeks again.

    Broken hand apparently
  • Ultrasoundwave 4 Feb 2013 09:29:25 3,397 posts
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    kalel wrote:
    Yeah, Sissoko has turned out to be shit.
    GLOL

    "The worst part is, I'll have to have the break-up sex with myself!"

  • Deleted user 4 February 2013 09:36:20
    Ultrasoundwave wrote:
    kalel wrote:
    Yeah, Sissoko has turned out to be shit.
    GLOL
    To be fair, he had.

    Good debut for you though. Definitely count your chickens on that one and gloat away, as there's absolutely no chance at all of it being a flash in the pan :p
  • Ultrasoundwave 4 Feb 2013 09:41:25 3,397 posts
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    I've caught you red-handed pal!

    Dont think he'll be flash in the pan to be honest - i know hes only played two games but he looks the real deal : big, strong, fast, can put a tackle in and has an eye for goal.

    Baring in mind hes also not up to full fitness yet AND he only cost £1.8 million......im happy.

    :-)

    "The worst part is, I'll have to have the break-up sex with myself!"

  • THFourteen 4 Feb 2013 09:43:37 34,235 posts
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    He's the new Diaby

    speaking of whom, god he was back to his usual awful best on saturday.
  • Deleted user 4 February 2013 09:44:04
    Again, there is a reason you got him so cheap, but yes, he's looking good now. Seems like another very smart signing by you guys.
  • Ultrasoundwave 4 Feb 2013 09:47:10 3,397 posts
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    Things have gone from shite-awful to wonderful optimism in the space of 10 days - got to love the Premiership.

    To be fair, Sissoko will get all the headlines, but the thing that pleased me the most was that everyone played well and put in a shift - definitely didnt look like a relegation-threatened side.

    Considering Tiote is on his way home and Ben Arfa is rumoured to be back in training today, things are definitely looking up.

    "The worst part is, I'll have to have the break-up sex with myself!"

  • King_Edward 4 Feb 2013 09:47:12 11,467 posts
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    Personally I think Sissoko is probably the best player in the whole world. We should get about 170 million for him when he moves to Space Madrid.
  • Deleted user 4 February 2013 09:48:54
    Is the FAN-o-meter just a Newcastle thing in general?
  • King_Edward 4 Feb 2013 09:50:37 11,467 posts
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    Kinda. We're starved for success.
  • Deleted user 4 February 2013 09:51:06
    Me??
  • Ultrasoundwave 4 Feb 2013 09:57:55 3,397 posts
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    When everyone is fit and ready to go, our match-day 16 will be the following :

    (4-2-3-1)

    Krul
    Debuchy - Colocinni - Steven Taylor - Santon
    Sissoko - Tiote
    Ben Arfa - Cabaye - Gouffran
    Cisse

    Bench (any 7 from the following) : Harper, Yanga-Mbiwa, Perch, Anita, Marveaux, Jonas, Gosling, Amalfitano, Bigirimana, Ryan Taylor, Haidara and Ameobi.


    I may be delusional, but that is, absolute minimum, a top 6 side. The glaring weakness being upfront, where if Cissť continues to miss chances (or gets injured) we're only left with one option :

    "The worst part is, I'll have to have the break-up sex with myself!"

  • Deleted user 4 February 2013 10:00:46
    The thing about being a top six sides, is that it's not just about you, it's about the other sides.

    So what I'm saying is, do you think that side is better than the best first 11 for either Spurs, Arsenal, Liverpool or Everton?
  • Deleted user 4 February 2013 10:12:54
    Do you really think Ben Arfa is in the same class as the likes of Bale and Suarez?
  • nickthegun 4 Feb 2013 10:15:35 61,054 posts
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    I think u r trippin, blud

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    My man gives real loving that's why I call him Killer
    He's not a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am, he's a thriller

  • Deleted user 4 February 2013 10:17:42
    I honestly see Ben Arfa as more of a Taraabt to be brutally frank. Clearly hugely talented but it's just flashes of individual brilliance, on far too rare occasions.
  • nickthegun 4 Feb 2013 10:23:07 61,054 posts
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    Man Domain Sits on http://michelinguides.com/

    The michelin star people get arsey

    Man photoshops Michel Platini into a load of girl guide photos to legitimise site.

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    My man gives real loving that's why I call him Killer
    He's not a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am, he's a thriller

  • Deleted user 4 February 2013 10:24:17
    Well, I'm just glad Newcastle left it too late this season to make a serious push for the top four, as it's tough enough up there. Hopefully we can get something from our next fixture from them, and then I can enjoy them being a thorn in everyone else's side.
  • MadCaddy13 4 Feb 2013 10:42:59 2,037 posts
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    Alls I care about this season is survival. Not bothered where we finish this season - 17th will do!
  • roz123 4 Feb 2013 10:48:10 7,113 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    Man Domain Sits on http://michelinguides.com/

    The michelin star people get arsey

    Man photoshops Michel Platini into a load of girl guide photos to legitimise site.
    Amazing
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