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  • ascue 16 Jun 2013 16:07:34 167 posts
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    Syrette wrote:
    To be Valdes' understudy for a year?

    Poor old man Pinto.
    Pinto es loco.
  • Syrette 16 Jun 2013 16:48:58 41,802 posts
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    We (Newcastle) are going to implement a director of football.

    His name?

    Joe Kinnear.

    You couldn't make this up. It's as if they (Ashley/Llambias) actually hate us.

  • kentmonkey 16 Jun 2013 16:51:13 20,074 posts
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    In no other business in the world could somebody like Joe Kinnear be a Director of anything.
  • Syrette 16 Jun 2013 16:53:32 41,802 posts
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    I'm not against that job position, but I can't think of any way in which he has the credentials and the CV to be even be considered for it.

    It's just another awful decision by two men who don't have a clue about how to run a football club and will give jobs to their mates with little regard for how it'll affect the team.

  • Syrette 16 Jun 2013 17:02:25 41,802 posts
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    Pete Graves ‏@PeteGravesSky 17s
    Spoke to Joe Kinnear. 3 year contract at #nufc as director of football. Overseeing playing style and transfers.
    This is some sick joke right.

    Playing style?!

    I think this is going to be the last straw for some people. Ashley's idea to improve on last season's woeful showing is to appoint this utter dinosaur, both in age and football understanding, knowledge and philosophies.

  • ascue 16 Jun 2013 17:06:46 167 posts
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    This seems like an apt-time for a Newcastlol.

    ...

    Newcastlol!
  • kalel 16 Jun 2013 17:07:11 83,871 posts
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    David Pleat was a brilliant DoF for us. Don't be too quick to write off these "dinosaurs".
  • morriss 16 Jun 2013 17:08:47 70,748 posts
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    JOE KINNEAR
  • nickthegun 16 Jun 2013 17:11:38 55,848 posts
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    Heart attack by Christmas.

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    He totally called it

  • ascue 16 Jun 2013 17:12:28 167 posts
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    /signs Charles Insomnia.
  • nickthegun 16 Jun 2013 17:22:26 55,848 posts
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    Plenty more frenchies to alienate now.

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    He totally called it

  • Syrette 16 Jun 2013 17:24:09 41,802 posts
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    ascue wrote:
    /signs Charles Insomnia.
    Talking of which, apparently he was on SSN a few minutes ago and couldn't even say his fucking boss' name correctly :lol:

    "David Llambias"


    'I have final say on transfers'
    That'll go down well with Pardew.


    "Going to shift 4 or 5 players"
    From a squad that is low on numbers as it is and needs depth-strengthening. Excellent idea.

    Edited by Syrette at 17:25:04 16-06-2013

  • Syrette 16 Jun 2013 17:27:20 41,802 posts
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    "Mega Arab Invasion"
    ...

  • Mr_Sleep 16 Jun 2013 18:09:03 16,236 posts
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    ascue wrote:
    /signs Charles Insomnia.
    Please do.

    You are a factory of sadness.

  • morriss 16 Jun 2013 18:18:25 70,748 posts
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    Kinnear and Newcastle are going to do things the proper northern British way. Show them Arabs a thing or two.

    YOU GET ME?

    Edited by morriss at 18:18:48 16-06-2013
  • Dougs 16 Jun 2013 18:22:56 64,891 posts
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    Proper mental. I know Liverpool and Newcastle used to have some great battles, but there's no need to compete with each other every year for the lols.
  • morriss 16 Jun 2013 18:24:27 70,748 posts
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    Why not?
  • Trowel 16 Jun 2013 18:26:16 16,848 posts
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    Time for http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_NQqnc_ue0
  • FWB 16 Jun 2013 18:51:08 41,918 posts
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    I feel for you Geordies, I really do.
  • Deckard1 16 Jun 2013 19:00:32 25,406 posts
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    Wait what?

    Called it

  • kalel 16 Jun 2013 19:07:27 83,871 posts
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    ITKs saying a world record bid has come in for Bale.

    So 80m+. Not sure I'd even want us to say no to that.
  • THFourteen 16 Jun 2013 19:21:37 31,799 posts
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    Arsenal ITK saying that we've made a world record bid for an unnamed player. 80m apparently.
  • Syrette 16 Jun 2013 19:24:49 41,802 posts
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    Just read that a Hull City ITK reckons they're in for Gareth Bale?

  • Shikasama 16 Jun 2013 19:25:54 6,276 posts
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    He believes in their project
  • FWB 16 Jun 2013 19:26:43 41,918 posts
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    Just heard that we made an outrageous bid for a monkey. We setting up a zoo?!
  • President_Weasel 16 Jun 2013 19:32:44 8,604 posts
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    Kinnear was doing a non-horrible job before he got ill. Not sure why he got mocked; I think it's some combination of being Londony and unfashionable.
  • teamHAM 16 Jun 2013 21:41:40 2,405 posts
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    Apparently Kinnear will have the final say on "playing style" as well as transfers.

    Say what now?? I sure as hell hope someone is going to wake me up in a minute.

    I know Pardew is Ashley's patsy but I can see even him being pretty miffed at this.

    As for the fans, well let's not go there. I am truly dreading this close season, never mind next season.

    Edit: Let's not forget, the last time we had a Director of Football was when Ashley in his infinite wisdom appointed Dennis Wise (!) as DoF. Look how well that turned out...

    Edited by teamHAM at 21:42:32 16-06-2013

    XBox Live, Origin, PSN and Games for Windows Live Gamertag: teamHAM

  • LionheartDJH 16 Jun 2013 21:49:28 19,295 posts
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    teamHAM wrote:
    Apparently Kinnear will have the final say on "playing style" as well as transfers.
    If that's true why not sack Pardew and bring in a new manager?

    I'm sure undermining his authority is really going to make things improve.

    She dives for cheese pasties

  • kentmonkey 16 Jun 2013 21:54:14 20,074 posts
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    @FWB rejected it. Even I have standards.
  • faux_carnation 16 Jun 2013 21:59:37 8,483 posts
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    kalel wrote:
    ITKs saying a world record bid has come in for Bale.

    So 80m+. Not sure I'd even want us to say no to that.
    Hope that's true. Would mean that Real probably can't afford to bid for Suarez as well as Bale. Would also mean that Suarez would need to be valued at at least 60m.
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