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  • Tom_Servo 20 May 2013 22:45:16 17,330 posts
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    roz123 wrote:
    Is this list premier league only?
    Yes, but this is a point.

    European club/manager/player of the season?
  • kentmonkey 20 May 2013 22:54:03 20,456 posts
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    Throw more money at me otherwise I'll walk says Harry. With a straight face.
  • FWB 20 May 2013 22:56:20 43,882 posts
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    He really is quite the dickwad. Pisses away a load of cash, flops, blames it on everyone else and demands more.
  • kentmonkey 20 May 2013 22:57:26 20,456 posts
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    Actually, I lied. His face wasn't straight. It was slightly droopy on one side.
  • LionheartDJH 20 May 2013 22:58:31 19,359 posts
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    Tom_Servo wrote:
    roz123 wrote:
    Is this list premier league only?
    Yes, but this is a point.

    European club/manager/player of the season?
    Added those three to a European section at the end.

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  • faux_carnation 21 May 2013 00:07:06 9,092 posts
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    never mind

    Edited by faux_carnation at 00:14:05 21-05-2013

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  • faux_carnation 21 May 2013 00:11:31 9,092 posts
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    On a totally unrelated note, apparently Liverpool are going to sign Kolo Toure. Jesus wept. :eek:

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  • LionheartDJH 21 May 2013 00:15:08 19,359 posts
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    faux_carnation wrote:
    On a totally unrelated note, apparently Liverpool are going to sign Kolo Toure. Jesus wept. :eek:

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  • Tom_Servo 21 May 2013 00:17:03 17,330 posts
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    LionheartDJH wrote:
    I guess there's no harm in including comments if people want to; could do like the EG readers' game of the year awards with a comment next to each vote category (if there are enough obviously!).

    Here are the suggested categories so far in some kind of order:

    Players

    Best player
    Best young player
    Most improved player
    Best signing
    Worst signing/biggest flop
    Biggest surprise - Player
    Biggest bellend

    Managers & Pundits

    Best manager
    Worst manager
    Best pundit
    Worst pundit

    Clubs

    Most Disappointing Club
    Most Improved Club
    club of the season

    General

    Best goal
    Best match
    Best rumour
    Biggest surprise - Event
    Funniest moment

    Plenty there to have a go at (19), though does anyone think there are any obvious omissions?
    Good list here. I'm not very sure about Best Rumour, but that's the only thing apart from defining what a young player is.
  • LionheartDJH 21 May 2013 00:22:39 19,359 posts
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    Yeah it's probably the weakest one but we can see how it goes, if the results are really fractured I won't include it when I report back the winners.

    I think young player is defined as 23 and under usually by proper awarding bodies, so we could go with that.

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  • The-Bodybuilder 21 May 2013 00:53:06 14,082 posts
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    Tom_Servo wrote:
    LionheartDJH wrote:
    I guess there's no harm in including comments if people want to; could do like the EG readers' game of the year awards with a comment next to each vote category (if there are enough obviously!).

    Here are the suggested categories so far in some kind of order:

    Players

    Best player
    Best young player
    Most improved player
    Best signing
    Worst signing/biggest flop
    Biggest surprise - Player
    Biggest bellend

    Managers & Pundits

    Best manager
    Worst manager
    Best pundit
    Worst pundit

    Clubs

    Most Disappointing Club
    Most Improved Club
    club of the season

    General

    Best goal
    Best match
    Best rumour
    Biggest surprise - Event
    Funniest moment

    Plenty there to have a go at (19), though does anyone think there are any obvious omissions?
    Good list here. I'm not very sure about Best Rumour, but that's the only thing apart from defining what a young player is.
    Best Player: Jug-ears diver (Bale).
    Best Young Player: Lukkaku (if he really is his age. If not, then Benteke....if he really is his age). If he started the season, Cuntinho would be in for a shout.
    Most Improved: Jenkinson. No bias but where he was last season to where he was before losing out to Sagna is incredible.
    Best Signing: RVP. Won them the league, can't argue with that.
    Biggest flop: Eden Hazard. Not bad, but considering the price and hype he got, he's not even Chelsea's top 5 players of this season. Will probably come good.
    Biggest surprise: Michu. Was expecting him to do well, but not that well.
    Biggest bellend: Shared between Suarez (the bite) and John Terry (full-kit wanker).

    Best Manager: SAF. Obligatory. If not him, then even AVB.
    Worst Manager: Between Harry and O'Neil.
    Best Pundit: Gary Neville
    Worst: Jamie Tight-trouser-nap

    Most disappointing club: QPR
    MOST improved club: WBA.
    Club of the season: Swansea. Should've been Wigan if they survived.
  • The-Bodybuilder 21 May 2013 00:55:35 14,082 posts
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    Worst fans: Chelsea.
    Chanting for the special one when Rafa delivered you a cup and saying "you're welcome" is low even for them.

    Funniest moment: David Luiz' sideshow bob grin.
  • Sid-Nice 21 May 2013 01:41:04 15,852 posts
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    Players

    Best player: Mascot Liverpool home
    Best young player: Mascot Liverpool home
    Most improved player Mascot Liverpool home
    Best signing He shags who he wants (in reference to Danny Simpson shagging Tulisa)
    Worst signing/biggest flop Chelsea fans singing for the “Special one”
    Biggest surprise – Player Papiss Cisse (He surprised a lot of children with his charity work)
    Biggest bellend I haven’t see him in the shower but Moussa Sissoko has a hell of a lunchbox

    Managers & Pundits

    Best manager Martin O’Neil should have stayed to the end of the season
    Worst manager Alan Pardew
    Best pundit Graeme Souness
    Worst pundit Gary Neville

    Clubs

    Most Disappointing Club Newcastle United
    Most Improved Club Southampton
    club of the season QPR

    General

    Best goal can’t remember it’s over 270 minutes since I’ve seen a goal
    Best match Chelsea home 3-2
    Best rumour Rooney coming to Newcastle
    Biggest surprise – Event losing to fucking Sunderland
    Funniest moment Alan Pardew’s post match analysts pick any you like

    NNID Sid-Nice

  • Trowel 21 May 2013 06:25:34 17,466 posts
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    So there's a new Rooney in the world, and they've named him...Klay.
  • lordofthedunce 21 May 2013 07:20:58 375 posts
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    Trowel wrote:
    So there's a new Rooney in the world, and they've named him...Klay.
    Sheeeeeeeeet.
  • Shikasama 21 May 2013 08:23:22 6,639 posts
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    Is that the categories finalized then?
  • Deleted user 21 May 2013 08:32:31
    Shikasama wrote:
    Is that the categories finalized then?
    LHDJ has made a separate thread with the categories fella :)
  • Shikasama 21 May 2013 08:36:03 6,639 posts
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    Gotcha
  • Ultrasoundwave 21 May 2013 09:01:14 3,271 posts
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    Trowel wrote:
    So there's a new Rooney in the world, and they've named him...Klay.
    i did notice that Shrek posted on twitter a while back that he was going through the Sons of Anarchy box set......


    Off topic, my mate has just text me saying that the local bookies have stopped taking bets on Martinez taking over at Man City!?.

    Must be bollocks, shirley?

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  • scott1987 21 May 2013 09:08:20 123 posts
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    Bit late to the party, but if there are spuds fan in here please mind the gap :-)
  • nickthegun 21 May 2013 09:10:25 58,948 posts
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    Well.... Martinez plays nice football and he has an arguably more impressive CV than pellegrini.

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  • Shikasama 21 May 2013 09:10:55 6,639 posts
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    Ultrasoundwave wrote:
    Trowel wrote:
    So there's a new Rooney in the world, and they've named him...Klay.
    i did notice that Shrek posted on twitter a while back that he was going through the Sons of Anarchy box set......


    Off topic, my mate has just text me saying that the local bookies have stopped taking bets on Martinez taking over at Man City!?.

    Must be bollocks, shirley?
    Anything Utd do they can do bettterrrr

    Edited by Shikasama at 09:11:04 21-05-2013
  • Baihu1983 21 May 2013 09:26:50 3,314 posts
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    This time next year Chelsea fans will be moaning that Jose has made it all about him and is constantly complaining.
  • scott1987 21 May 2013 09:48:17 123 posts
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    Baihu1983 wrote:
    This time next year Chelsea fans will be moaning that Jose has made it all about him and is constantly complaining.
    i personally think they should of kept rafa
  • Deleted user 21 May 2013 09:49:22
    With all the buzz surrounding JM's imminent return to Chelsea, it's nice to see that he left a lasting impression on the Spanish league:

    Barcelona vice-president Carles Vilarrubi tells Catalunya Radio of Jose Mourinho's departure from Real Madrid at the end the of the season: "Now I can say it, Mourinho has been a scourge.

    "Seeing him leave is a positive for Spanish football because he had created a negative atmosphere."
  • Commander-Keen 21 May 2013 09:52:43 806 posts
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    I don't know what QPR's fans are complaining about to be honest. As with any club Harry manages, they've never had it so good.

    Chelsea, Mourinho. He'll do well there if he goes back. They both lack class and can only do well when spending a shit-tonne of someone else's money, so really it's a match made in heaven.

    Would be hilarious if his first season was a big fat fail though and he got sacked six months into it...
  • Dougs 21 May 2013 10:05:13 66,765 posts
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    Kolo to Liverpool then.
  • Widge Moderator 21 May 2013 10:37:23 13,273 posts
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    Can't say whether that is good or bad, I haven't ever monitored the guy.

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  • Humperfunk 21 May 2013 11:00:17 1,984 posts
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    New category - which player has given his kid the stupidest name.

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  • Syrette 21 May 2013 11:15:00 43,127 posts
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    Dougs wrote:
    Kolo to Liverpool then.
    So they're replacing one past-it CB with another.

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