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  • ascue 15 May 2013 16:31:20 167 posts
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    That stomach is disgusting.
  • Shikasama 15 May 2013 16:32:53 6,832 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    We've got enough fat cunts in the crowd. Edinson Cavani was spotted in Gills chippy in Biker last night, so I think this Rooney thing is just a smoke screen.
    Falcao was spotted walking around Shieldfield at 3am shouting for Janet.
  • Mr_Sleep 15 May 2013 16:33:54 17,062 posts
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    Is he giving birth to quintuplets?

    You are a factory of sadness.

  • Commander-Keen 15 May 2013 16:34:00 808 posts
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    Shikasama wrote:
    Deckard1 wrote:
    We've got enough fat cunts in the crowd. Edinson Cavani was spotted in Gills chippy in Biker last night, so I think this Rooney thing is just a smoke screen.
    Falcao was spotted walking around Shieldfield at 3am shouting for Janet.
    Not Amadeus?
  • kalel 15 May 2013 18:07:13 87,645 posts
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    So, Newcastle are down to their 3rd keeper for the Arsenal game.

    Isn't that the magical circumstance when they can get an emergency loan? In which, we should offer them Lloris.
  • Shikasama 15 May 2013 18:11:02 6,832 posts
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    Hah!
  • spindle9988 15 May 2013 18:11:16 3,589 posts
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    Commander Keen wrote:
    spindle9988 wrote:
    Are you tottenham fans happy with the progress under AVB this season? I would be, I hated him at chelsea for some reason but he's now one of my fave managers in the prem
    I am. I really like AVB and think he's a good manager for us. He's got a great attitude and is strongly technically and tactically.

    Obviously he's not perfect, and could do with a lozenge every now and again, but on the strength of how he's handled himself this season and the progress we've made despite losing three of our most influential players, I'd happily see him with us for many years to come.

    Although not founded. The thing I hated about him the most was the way he always sounded like he needed to cough, that really put me off him for some reason. Now I love the guy
  • Trowel 15 May 2013 18:14:44 17,751 posts
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    Commander Keen wrote:
    http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/may/15/wayne-rooney-newcastle-united-sports-direct

    Cheap publicity stunt, or a return to the days of LolCastle Utd?
    They've just launched a Sports Direct news site in the last week, so undoubtedly nothing but a publicity stunt. I can imagine Ashley asking the club to make the approach specifically for said stunt, so not necessarily without truth.
  • King_Edward 15 May 2013 18:19:42 11,454 posts
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    kalel wrote:
    So, Newcastle are down to their 3rd keeper for the Arsenal game.

    Isn't that the magical circumstance when they can get an emergency loan? In which, we should offer them Lloris.
    Harper may be creaking at the elbows but he's a better bet that Elliott. It's his last game for us too, so I don't think we'd take the offer anyway.
  • kalel 15 May 2013 18:25:07 87,645 posts
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    Let's hope he goes out with a bang.

    I'm pretty much resigned to 5th place now. Arsenal will pretty much always win 'must win' games against inferior teams. My only slight hope is that a draw could be enough for us, and I can just about see that happening, but in truth I think it'll be another humping like Wigan.

    Actually quite relaxed about the whole thing now. More so than I was before the Wigan game. Jolly good season what?
  • Orange 15 May 2013 18:39:15 4,794 posts
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    I'll lose hope when Arsenal are 5 goals up, not before.
  • Dougs 15 May 2013 19:05:38 67,691 posts
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    Keep telling you, we won't win both. Was relatively confident about last night, Newcastle away is a banana skin for us. Pardew hates AW, we haven't done well there recently and Howard Webb is refereeing. And I still think there's another twist in the season.
  • ResidentKnievel 15 May 2013 19:06:07 6,197 posts
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    Oh no, I really hope that story is false and Rooney doesn't come up here to retire

    [code]Armoured_Bear wrote:
    Unlike yourself, I don't have a weird obsession with any platform.[/code]

  • Deckard1 15 May 2013 19:20:04 27,981 posts
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    I quite fancy us to get something from the game playing with no pressure on us. I'd rather arsenal got 4th though. Just for the lols.
  • robc84 15 May 2013 19:50:19 5,608 posts
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    I reckon arsenal will draw but we'll screw it up by conceding an equaliser in the last minute.

    You heard it here first...
  • President_Weasel 15 May 2013 20:51:42 9,302 posts
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    Bloody hell, pretty much the only good thing you could say about the Ashley regime is that at least they weren't lolcastle united, spending far too much on big name has-beens to try to fool the Geordies into thinking they were a big club.
    And now this? Tch. That's right, I tutted at them. That'll show 'em.
  • King_Edward 15 May 2013 20:56:31 11,454 posts
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    A) It's blatantly, and ridiculously untrue. B) We will always be Lolcastle United.
  • The-Bodybuilder 15 May 2013 21:06:41 14,198 posts
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    Trane wrote:
    I was privvy to some ITK(lol?) information yesterday evening, I was chatting to a girl who taught Jack Wilshere at secondary school level - she reckons his long lay off this season was actually nothing to do with injury, but that he was in fact being treated for a cocaine addiction.

    Anyone heard that? It was news to me at least, she doesn't work at that school any more but is still friendly with some of her former colleagues. Could be bollocks I suppose.
    That's been around for a while. She's thinking of Rosicky.
    Seriously though, I rarely do ITK, but I did mention in the arsenal group that it really was due to injury, however the source of the "drug test" failure which seems to be at the route of the drug rumours is the unknown fact that a physio was administering a banned drug for his rehab, in the lead up to an FA drug test. This led to an "extended period" of his injury where he had to stay far away from the training ground and the enquiry of the FA drug testing team.

    The physio was subsequently fired.
  • The-Bodybuilder 15 May 2013 21:17:15 14,198 posts
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    Loic Remy accused of rape?
    Girl goes to his flat (to borrow some sugar?) and gets raped by Remy and his boys.
    We need to know what really happened. Someone ask Harry.
  • King_Edward 15 May 2013 21:23:16 11,454 posts
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    Rape is Pardew's area of expertise.
  • Blotto 15 May 2013 23:45:43 2,776 posts
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    I just don't understand rape cases like this. He's a well known footballer, she obviously knows him if she's coming round. OBVIOUSLY SHE'LL GO TO THE POLICE AFTERWARDS.

    I mean, even if she doesn't wake up during/just after, if you went to someone's house and then blacked out you'd still go to the police.
  • Blotto 15 May 2013 23:50:29 2,776 posts
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    Also Villa to Spurs gathering pace apparently. Would be sort of gutted, not just because Spurs would be getting a world class finisher, something that seems to be pretty much the final piece of the puzzle but also because I really, really like Villa as a player and I don't want to have to hate him.
  • SuperCoolEskimo 15 May 2013 23:51:04 9,822 posts
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    Great stuff from Di Canio http://mirr.im/13mwQJY
  • Syrette 16 May 2013 00:03:31 43,450 posts
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    Not sure how Newcastle can cope with all that dressing room unrest I've heard about...





    ;)

  • Sid-Nice 16 May 2013 00:16:05 15,852 posts
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    Will the camaraderie still be there wearing this.

    NNID Sid-Nice

  • Syrette 16 May 2013 00:19:44 43,450 posts
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    Actually don't mind that, just a shame it's almost certainly yet another Puma template.

    Doubt they'll even do a bespoke kit for Arsenal if that kit deal proves to be real. They don't for Dortmund as far as I know and they're one of the best clubs in the world.

  • Syrette 16 May 2013 00:23:23 43,450 posts
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    Urgh. Sorry if old.

  • TheSaint 16 May 2013 00:51:19 14,376 posts
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    They are wearing that on Sunday apparently.
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