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  • Trowel 27 Apr 2013 19:03:20 16,859 posts
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    When you fail the Borini test you know you're fucked.
  • Blakester 27 Apr 2013 19:04:32 3,357 posts
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    WE WANT 10!

    When you can't see the angles on the wall you're in trouble.

  • Trowel 27 Apr 2013 19:04:40 16,859 posts
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    I was just typing "This is going to be 6 or 7 with Debuchy off."

    This is going to be 7 or 8!
  • Mr_Sleep 27 Apr 2013 19:05:09 16,267 posts
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    At this rate even Borini might get a goal!

    You are a factory of sadness.

  • Widge Moderator 27 Apr 2013 19:06:37 12,601 posts
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    six

    six

    six

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    www.unpaused.co.uk - electronic noise adjective salad

  • THFourteen 27 Apr 2013 19:06:37 31,816 posts
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    Giggity
  • teamHAM 27 Apr 2013 19:06:41 2,407 posts
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    Carr finds em, Pardew ruins em.

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  • liamthemaster 27 Apr 2013 19:08:11 1,410 posts
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    If Henderson scores a hat-trick Newscastle should be automatically relegated to league 2.
  • teamHAM 27 Apr 2013 19:09:34 2,407 posts
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    A whole fucking stable is getting punched tonight.

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  • Mr_Sleep 27 Apr 2013 19:09:51 16,267 posts
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    Hah, I guess I was a bit late with that!

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  • Blakester 27 Apr 2013 19:09:58 3,357 posts
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    Coutinho is a class act.

    When you can't see the angles on the wall you're in trouble.

  • liamthemaster 27 Apr 2013 19:11:22 1,410 posts
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    He is a bit tasty should watch out for Suarez trying to have a little nibble.
  • enfilade 27 Apr 2013 19:11:46 167 posts
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    Right, I was born in '89. I'm genuinely trying to remember a more comprehensive defeat than this in my lifetime. I remember losing 6-0 to Man United about 5 or 6 years ago after going in nil-nil at half time... Is there anything worse than this I'm forgetting?
  • teamHAM 27 Apr 2013 19:11:54 2,407 posts
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    If Pardew survives this then Mike Ashley is clearly not as clever a businessman as he thinks he is.

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  • teamHAM 27 Apr 2013 19:13:39 2,407 posts
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    enfilade wrote:
    Right, I was born in '89. I'm genuinely trying to remember a more comprehensive defeat than this in my lifetime. I remember losing 6-0 to Man United about 5 or 6 years ago after going in nil-nil at half time... Is there anything worse than this I'm forgetting?
    The worst I can think of is the 2-6 at home to Man United. We were 1-0 up.

    Obviously we shipped seven at Arsenal this season.

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  • THFourteen 27 Apr 2013 19:14:20 31,816 posts
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    Pardew Out!
  • Mr_Sleep 27 Apr 2013 19:15:13 16,267 posts
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    As a fan of a side that got humped this season I would advise all Newcastle fans to avoid this thread for a while, it doesn't make it feel any better hanging around here. Go drink some tea.

    You are a factory of sadness.

  • MadCaddy13 27 Apr 2013 19:15:21 1,840 posts
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    I know this is gonna sound a bit harsh but the Newcastle fans really didn't help. If they would just back them and cheered them on it wouldn't be this bad. But saying that I probably woulda walked out too :p

    Aaanyway

    /hides under a rock
  • liamthemaster 27 Apr 2013 19:18:10 1,410 posts
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    Benitez In!
  • Blakester 27 Apr 2013 19:19:31 3,357 posts
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    The joy of six!

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  • Syrette 27 Apr 2013 19:20:42 41,877 posts
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    Fab4 wrote:
    THFourteen wrote:
    Fab4 wrote:
    I think Pardew might be looking for new employment soon.
    7 year payoff?!
    Oh yeah, I forgot about his unusually long contract length. They are fucked either way then.
    1 year payoff

  • NotSoSlim 27 Apr 2013 19:22:04 3,072 posts
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    Rafa to the Toon me thinks

    Cabaye to United

    Edited by NotSoSlim at 19:22:28 27-04-2013
  • MadCaddy13 27 Apr 2013 19:23:22 1,840 posts
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    Cabby will stay
  • enfilade 27 Apr 2013 19:23:50 167 posts
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    Worst home defeat since 1925, apparently.

    Damn, I thought I was being melodramatic :/
  • Deleted user 27 April 2013 19:24:09
    Bring back Nile Ranger. All is forgiven.
  • teamHAM 27 Apr 2013 19:25:57 2,407 posts
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    So after defending a 0-3 home defeat to Sunderland we are about to see Percy try to defend a 0-6 home defeat to Liverpool.

    Tired from Europe still eh? Didn't get over the line?

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  • Syrette 27 Apr 2013 19:28:11 41,877 posts
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    Made Liverpool look amazing. Unforgivable.

  • The-Bodybuilder 27 Apr 2013 19:30:02 13,622 posts
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    THFourteen wrote:
    TheSaint wrote:
    Worst I've seen us play this season. Priority for the summer has to be learning how to beat teams who go route 1.
    Can you sign Wenger up for the training course please?
    actually, we've been pretty good with that.
    It's the top 6 teams and any passing team that we have issue with these days.
  • Blakester 27 Apr 2013 19:32:04 3,357 posts
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    Syrette wrote:
    Made Liverpool look amazing. Unforgivable.
    Liverpool were amazing.

    When you can't see the angles on the wall you're in trouble.

  • The-Bodybuilder 27 Apr 2013 19:37:18 13,622 posts
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    I'm quick to the FAN-O_Meter, but even I have to admit this is terrible.
    Wouldn't mind them going down. Nothing against them, but they have some tasty players I'd like us to get on a cheap, specifically M'Biwa (why he want there, I don't know), Krul, Sissoko and Ben Arfa.

    Getting those players on the cheap (less then 20 mil I reckon) would make our squad really really strong.

    Oh, and obligatory...
    PARDEW OUT
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