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  • graysonavich 19 Apr 2013 15:35:09 8,271 posts
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    Milner 27? o_O

    Feels like yesterday since he was the youngest scorer in the Premiership :/
  • nickthegun 19 Apr 2013 16:41:25 68,406 posts
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    I dont get it
  • nickthegun 19 Apr 2013 16:51:44 68,406 posts
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    Oh. Right.

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    I dont get it..
  • mikew1985 19 Apr 2013 17:00:24 14,177 posts
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    I was waiting for the funny the whole way down, it never came, yet I kept reading.
  • The-Bodybuilder 19 Apr 2013 17:46:23 16,241 posts
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    Half way through, I sensed that joke was going the way of the TV series "Lost"; a very shit ending.

    Edited by The-Bodybuilder at 17:46:43 19-04-2013
  • SolidSCB 19 Apr 2013 18:04:44 9,662 posts
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    WHY DID DAVID DE GEA WALK TO TRAINING?

    BECAUSE HE COULDN'T CATCH THE BUS
  • SolidSCB 19 Apr 2013 18:05:09 9,662 posts
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    Hahahaha football jokes lol
  • President_Weasel 19 Apr 2013 18:52:45 11,951 posts
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    SolidSCB wrote:
    WHY DID DAVID DE GEA WALK TO TRAINING?

    BECAUSE HE COULDN'T CATCH THE BUS
    Why would he even try to catch the bus? There's no way any human being could possibly catch a falling or thrown bus; they're incredibly heavy metal things. A goalkeeper in particular, who relies on having uninjured arms to make his living, would be a complete fool to even try.

    Unless maybe it was a soft toy bus.
  • morriss 19 Apr 2013 20:02:02 71,298 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    Oh. Right.

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    It's because it isn't funny.
  • Trowel 19 Apr 2013 20:42:43 20,664 posts
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    Speaking of things that aren't funny, here's Everton's new crest

    WTF :(
  • ResidentKnievel 19 Apr 2013 20:52:33 6,980 posts
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    It's more of a traffic cone than a light house

    It's probably not meant to be a lighthouse but that's all I've ever seen

    Edited by ResidentKnievel at 20:54:44 19-04-2013
  • Lamb 19 Apr 2013 21:18:41 769 posts
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    All newspapers are shit with no exception.

    John Terry snubs FA chief David Bernstein's attempt to shake hands

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/chelsea/10006484/John-Terry-snubs-FA-chief-David-Bernsteins-attempt-to-shake-hands.html
  • President_Weasel 19 Apr 2013 21:21:51 11,951 posts
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    ResidentKnievel wrote:
    It's more of a traffic cone than a light house

    It's probably not meant to be a lighthouse but that's all I've ever seen
    A simple google search would tell you it's a pretty accurate representation of Prince Rupert's Tower


    Anyone looking for an easy joke could try something about a two story semi-ruin being the highest and in best condition building in the area, or perhaps that they use an image of a jail in order to instill primal fear in Liverpool supporters.

    Edited by President_Weasel at 21:23:19 19-04-2013
  • Deleted user 19 April 2013 21:29:10
    I've literally only just realised you two are two different posters.
  • FWB 19 Apr 2013 21:36:36 52,461 posts
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    Crest looks too... modern. Old one please.
  • Dougs 19 Apr 2013 22:15:14 79,450 posts
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    Welcome to the world of Disney badges. All to protect copyright to flog more stuff.
  • ecu 19 Apr 2013 22:23:20 79,268 posts
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    Looks like a fake team logo from Pro Evo. "Merseyside Blue."
  • roz123 20 Apr 2013 07:40:23 7,112 posts
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    Well that's the smallest tower I've ever seen, looks more like a shed.
  • Syrette 20 Apr 2013 08:29:43 47,907 posts
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    uglygamer wrote:
    Michu really should be on the shortlist for PFA player of the year, if he had the same season with United or City instead of Swansea he probably be favourite to win it.
    Exactly.

    I hate how biased these things are towards Man Utd, Arsenal, CHelsea, Liverpool, Man City.
  • FWB 20 Apr 2013 08:40:42 52,461 posts
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    Should go to Bale. Not even close IMHO.
  • Syrette 20 Apr 2013 08:59:43 47,907 posts
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    Nah, Suarez has carried Liverpool more than Bale has Spurs, I think.
  • MadCaddy13 20 Apr 2013 09:03:39 2,521 posts
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    Bale for me - slow burner at the start of the season but he's been by far the best player this season. Got me a heap of FF points to boot!
  • MadCaddy13 20 Apr 2013 09:15:07 2,521 posts
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    So, what are the chances of a castle win today? Without krul I can't see us keeping a clean sheet and I can't see us scoring too many goals. My hope would be a hard fought draw.
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