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  • roz123 19 Apr 2013 15:09:48 7,113 posts
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    Just funny that his first tweet is "Liverpool are a joke of a football club".
    Its probably a fake
  • tincanrocket 19 Apr 2013 15:15:14 3,030 posts
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    I assume his 1000s of followers are a recent addition in classic rubbernecking tradition?

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  • nickthegun 19 Apr 2013 16:41:25 61,272 posts
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    I dont get it

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    My man gives real loving that's why I call him Killer
    He's not a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am, he's a thriller

  • nickthegun 19 Apr 2013 16:51:44 61,272 posts
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    Oh. Right.

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    I dont get it..

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    My man gives real loving that's why I call him Killer
    He's not a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am, he's a thriller

  • mikew1985 19 Apr 2013 17:00:24 13,030 posts
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    I was waiting for the funny the whole way down, it never came, yet I kept reading.
  • The-Bodybuilder 19 Apr 2013 17:46:23 14,439 posts
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    Half way through, I sensed that joke was going the way of the TV series "Lost"; a very shit ending.

    Edited by The-Bodybuilder at 17:46:43 19-04-2013
  • SolidSCB 19 Apr 2013 18:04:44 7,361 posts
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    WHY DID DAVID DE GEA WALK TO TRAINING?

    BECAUSE HE COULDN'T CATCH THE BUS
  • SolidSCB 19 Apr 2013 18:05:09 7,361 posts
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    Hahahaha football jokes lol
  • President_Weasel 19 Apr 2013 18:52:45 9,656 posts
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    SolidSCB wrote:
    WHY DID DAVID DE GEA WALK TO TRAINING?

    BECAUSE HE COULDN'T CATCH THE BUS
    Why would he even try to catch the bus? There's no way any human being could possibly catch a falling or thrown bus; they're incredibly heavy metal things. A goalkeeper in particular, who relies on having uninjured arms to make his living, would be a complete fool to even try.

    Unless maybe it was a soft toy bus.
  • morriss 19 Apr 2013 20:02:02 71,286 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    Oh. Right.

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    I dont get it..
    It's because it isn't funny.
  • Trowel 19 Apr 2013 20:42:43 18,054 posts
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    Speaking of things that aren't funny, here's Everton's new crest

    WTF :(
  • ResidentKnievel 19 Apr 2013 20:52:33 6,289 posts
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    It's more of a traffic cone than a light house

    It's probably not meant to be a lighthouse but that's all I've ever seen

    Edited by ResidentKnievel at 20:54:44 19-04-2013

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  • Lamb 19 Apr 2013 21:18:41 475 posts
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    All newspapers are shit with no exception.

    John Terry snubs FA chief David Bernstein's attempt to shake hands

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/chelsea/10006484/John-Terry-snubs-FA-chief-David-Bernsteins-attempt-to-shake-hands.html
  • President_Weasel 19 Apr 2013 21:21:51 9,656 posts
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    ResidentKnievel wrote:
    It's more of a traffic cone than a light house

    It's probably not meant to be a lighthouse but that's all I've ever seen
    A simple google search would tell you it's a pretty accurate representation of Prince Rupert's Tower


    Anyone looking for an easy joke could try something about a two story semi-ruin being the highest and in best condition building in the area, or perhaps that they use an image of a jail in order to instill primal fear in Liverpool supporters.

    Edited by President_Weasel at 21:23:19 19-04-2013
  • Deleted user 19 April 2013 21:29:10
    I've literally only just realised you two are two different posters.
  • FWB 19 Apr 2013 21:36:36 45,578 posts
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    Crest looks too... modern. Old one please.
  • Dougs 19 Apr 2013 22:15:14 69,475 posts
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    Welcome to the world of Disney badges. All to protect copyright to flog more stuff.
  • ecu 19 Apr 2013 22:23:20 77,307 posts
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    Looks like a fake team logo from Pro Evo. "Merseyside Blue."
  • roz123 20 Apr 2013 07:40:23 7,113 posts
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    Well that's the smallest tower I've ever seen, looks more like a shed.
  • Syrette 20 Apr 2013 08:29:43 44,208 posts
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    uglygamer wrote:
    Michu really should be on the shortlist for PFA player of the year, if he had the same season with United or City instead of Swansea he probably be favourite to win it.
    Exactly.

    I hate how biased these things are towards Man Utd, Arsenal, CHelsea, Liverpool, Man City.

  • FWB 20 Apr 2013 08:40:42 45,578 posts
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    Should go to Bale. Not even close IMHO.
  • Syrette 20 Apr 2013 08:59:43 44,208 posts
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    Nah, Suarez has carried Liverpool more than Bale has Spurs, I think.

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