The site's running like a dog

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  • Deleted user 18 November 2010 16:59:33
    Very slow and frequent Internal Server Errors.
  • shamblemonkee 18 Nov 2010 17:00:25 14,652 posts
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    slooooooooooooooooooooooooow
  • mcmonkeyplc 18 Nov 2010 17:00:55 39,565 posts
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    Dogs are fast aren't they?

    Come and get it cumslingers!

  • morriss 18 Nov 2010 17:01:29 71,286 posts
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    Fine here in my NEW ROCKMELT BROWSER
  • Deleted user 18 November 2010 17:01:59
    "It's on the list".
  • Load_2.0 18 Nov 2010 17:02:46 19,655 posts
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    Like a greyhound.
  • Lexx87 18 Nov 2010 17:23:44 20,863 posts
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    Aye it's been mentioned a few times now it really is awful.

    Speak the truth hussy!

  • LeoliansBro 18 Nov 2010 17:25:01 44,950 posts
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    'Site's running like a zombie*'

    *A proper one, none of this supersprint cuntishness.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • StarchildHypocrethes 18 Nov 2010 17:28:40 26,580 posts
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    deathgibbon wrote:
    Very slow and frequent Internal Server Errors.
    Yep. Been like it for around the last two weeks.
  • Load_2.0 18 Nov 2010 17:30:20 19,655 posts
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    Well we are agreed then. The site is running like a zombie dog.

    Not resident evil, more fat labrador with a missing leg.
  • Load_2.0 18 Nov 2010 17:30:58 19,655 posts
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  • StarchildHypocrethes 18 Nov 2010 17:36:42 26,580 posts
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    It must be the 282 registered users that are online...
  • Deleted user 18 November 2010 17:48:07
    I keep getting internal server errors

    Safari on Mac if that helps.
  • DUFFMAN5 18 Nov 2010 17:56:38 15,388 posts
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    It is running like a son of a pig whores mother.

    "Duffman the grey is thrusting in the direction of the problem! Oh, yeah!"

  • mrpon 18 Nov 2010 19:05:02 29,555 posts
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    Too busy wanking around with minecraft time lapse bollocks to sort out fundamental site issues.

    Smiley Face!

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • craigy Staff 19 Nov 2010 09:15:13 7,832 posts
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    mrpon, what are you on about?

    As always, we're looking into it.
  • Deleted user 19 November 2010 09:18:45
    Site's running like Smuggo's mind.
  • sport 19 Nov 2010 09:47:04 12,808 posts
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    Maybe we are but mere fabrications of Smuggo /o\
  • Deleted user 19 November 2010 09:49:49
    Who is Smuggo :/
  • sport 19 Nov 2010 09:51:15 12,808 posts
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    He is you, and you is him.
  • darkmorgado 19 Nov 2010 09:56:17 15,598 posts
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    It's the bit of the site which tries to keep track of darkmorgado's posting history. It's broken the internet.

    Support the Mowgli Dirty Protest!

  • mrpon 19 Nov 2010 09:59:08 29,555 posts
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    It was a jest craigy, implying members of staff would be better suited to resolve the network issues rather than take photos of lego bricks.

    No offence, keep up the good work ;)

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • CosmicFuzz 19 Nov 2010 10:00:03 25,579 posts
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    KICK HIM OUT CRAIGY!!!

    Come listen to us discuss the Playstation Experience in Episode 11 of Open Source. zoolophage writes in!

  • mrpon 19 Nov 2010 10:00:55 29,555 posts
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    Shut it fuzzface!

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • darkmorgado 19 Nov 2010 10:01:20 15,598 posts
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    /kicks table over

    /waves broken bottle about

    Support the Mowgli Dirty Protest!

  • mouse 19 Nov 2010 10:07:31 10,310 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    It was a jest craigy, implying members of staff would be better suited to resolve the network issues rather than take photos of lego bricks.

    No offence, keep up the good work ;)

    I'm not even a developer, I wouldn't know how to fix it even if I wasn't wanking about with minecraft timelapse bollocks.
  • sport 19 Nov 2010 10:08:35 12,808 posts
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    Everyone just CALM THE FUCK DOWN!!
  • mcmonkeyplc 19 Nov 2010 10:10:45 39,565 posts
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    /Unzips.

    Come and get it cumslingers!

  • jonsaan 19 Nov 2010 10:11:52 25,440 posts
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    The dog's running like a site.

    FCUTA!

  • CosmicFuzz 19 Nov 2010 10:34:12 25,579 posts
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    The site's running like IGN.

    Come listen to us discuss the Playstation Experience in Episode 11 of Open Source. zoolophage writes in!

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