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  • X201 16 Nov 2010 15:38:07 15,268 posts
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    thelzdking wrote:
    It would be worth it though, especially as Roboqueen would:

    1. Serve the public trust.
    2. Protect the innocent.
    3. Uphold the law.
    4. Open Community Centres and Sports Halls by cutting the ribbon with its laser eyes.
  • RedSparrows 16 Nov 2010 15:41:59 22,300 posts
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    Sorry if this has been said, but

    I would imagine it would be very different to what Princess Diana wore because fashion changes so much. I think that what the bride will wear will be the big question that everyone will be asking. She has a great sense of style. A royal wedding is always fabulous. It's brilliant, isn't it? It's absolutely wonderful.

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  • senso-ji 16 Nov 2010 15:53:09 5,854 posts
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    Showbiz magazine Heat tells BBC Radio 5 live they're not that bothered about the engagement because they believe young people these days are more interested in Katie Waissel from the X Factor than Kate Middleton.

    The UK media keeping it classy as always.
  • Deleted user 16 November 2010 15:53:15
    But the last christmas special when they went on holiday was rubbish!
  • oceanmotion 16 Nov 2010 15:57:57 15,820 posts
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    Does this mean they will stop talking about Diana or wait, comparisons. Papers have it too easy.
  • senso-ji 16 Nov 2010 16:00:08 5,854 posts
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    WooHoo!!! wrote:
    Does this mean they will stop talking about Diana or wait, comparisons. Papers have it too easy.

    Stop? They've only just started.
  • thelzdking 16 Nov 2010 16:12:37 4,367 posts
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    I wish Princess Diana would FOAD.

    Oh...
  • speedofthepuma 16 Nov 2010 16:17:19 13,283 posts
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    I love that I just clicked on the last page of this thread out of vague intrest (i give not one hoot about any of this) and the opening post is discussing what roboqueen's duties would be.

    I love EG.

    I lurk. If I've spoken to you, I'm either impassioned, or drunk.

  • mrpon 16 Nov 2010 16:43:15 28,756 posts
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    Speaking of bank holidays, completely forgot we get the 27th/28th off.

    Source

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • senso-ji 16 Nov 2010 16:46:22 5,854 posts
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    Yup, it'll conveniently be scheduled around the Bank Holiday so we don't get any day off. Let the peasants work that day instead so that extra taxes can be generate to pay for the whole thing.
  • Murbal 16 Nov 2010 16:51:04 22,083 posts
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    Smuggo wrote:
    The Mash's take on things

    That woman on the article is f***ing hideous.
  • Lukus 16 Nov 2010 19:09:21 19,050 posts
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    She's actually kind of hot, especially so relative to the rest of the royal family. I'd definitely commit some kind of treason on her.

    Edit- not that thing in The Mash, the new Queen.

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  • stephenb 16 Nov 2010 19:10:34 2,738 posts
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    Half a day after the announcement and I'm sick to fucking death of it all ready!

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  • Youthist 16 Nov 2010 19:11:17 10,010 posts
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    It appears they have cancelled the entire One Show planned programme tonight to show a long drawn out nothing much to say interview with the "lucky couple".

    Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that

  • Lukus 16 Nov 2010 19:13:54 19,050 posts
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    Is that her real voice? It's even plummier than William's.

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  • Youthist 16 Nov 2010 19:15:40 10,010 posts
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    Lukus wrote:
    Is that her real voice? It's even plummier than William's.

    She was bought up on a council estate in Peckham. Underwent hardcore voice work in the past 12 months for this.

    Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that

  • Ged42 16 Nov 2010 19:24:41 7,719 posts
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    I was so hoping that one of the princes will marry a girl from any minority, just to hear what Prince Philip would say about her.
  • Deleted user 16 November 2010 19:26:29
    And to see if the Express called her the princess of spades.
  • Deleted user 16 November 2010 19:44:42
    Better than Elgar.
  • BabyJesus 16 Nov 2010 19:50:32 4,412 posts
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    Jesus Christ the GF has sit watching rolling news footage for an hour now.

    Bloody news channels, " The country is down the shitter but wait! Look at the SHINY RING! Isn't it really SHINY!? Now to our london royal Shininess correspondent for further analysing of the SHINY RING"
  • agparrot 16 Nov 2010 19:57:23 11,903 posts
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    I've had to turn the television off. These conveniently ready special (needs) programmes designed to cover this monumental borefest are making me want to smash in the heads of all the cling-ons associated with our preposterously archaic monarchic class.

    If William and Kate had announced they were pissing off to get married in Las Vegas, hanging up the boots of their Royal Duties and going to live off their own wits, it might have been interesting, but this cynical recycling of the Diana- and Fergie- weddings, neither of which worked out particularly well, is guff of the highest order.

    I know there is an argument that says the monarchy is good for tourism, and therefore the economy, but surely people would come from far and wide to witness the Stone Tablet on which the whole sorry lot of bastards were gradually bled to death in the middle of Hyde Park, or whichever Park everyone goes dogging in?
  • heyyo 16 Nov 2010 20:00:33 14,373 posts
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    BabyJesus wrote:
    Jesus Christ the GF has sit watching rolling news footage for an hour now.

    Bloody news channels, " The country is down the shitter but wait! Look at the SHINY RING! Isn't it really SHINY!? Now to our london royal Shininess correspondent for further analysing of the SHINY RING"

    There's only so many interviews with veiled taliban warriors though. Everyday, same shit INFIDELS INFIDELS LEAVE yes yes alright
  • BabyJesus 16 Nov 2010 20:04:24 4,412 posts
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    heyyo! wrote:
    BabyJesus wrote:
    Jesus Christ the GF has sit watching rolling news footage for an hour now.

    Bloody news channels, " The country is down the shitter but wait! Look at the SHINY RING! Isn't it really SHINY!? Now to our london royal Shininess correspondent for further analysing of the SHINY RING"

    There's only so many interviews with veiled taliban warriors though. Everyday, same shit INFIDELS INFIDELS LEAVE yes yes alright
    Fuck the terrorists I'm interested in suicide bombing of our country.
  • graysonavich 16 Nov 2010 20:06:16 7,320 posts
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    Let's all talk about how much we're not interested in it
  • dutchspeededup 16 Nov 2010 20:17:39 4,390 posts
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    graysonavich wrote:
    Let's all talk about how much we're not interested in it

    It's well interesting though.

    Do you think he will fist her on their wedding night? Maybe she'll pee on him through a collander? Perhaps they'll kill a tramp together?

    I am sooooo excited!!!

    *crywanks*
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