Guess what i found in KFC...

  • Page

    of 1

    Previous Next
  • delboy83uk 2 Oct 2010 23:17:30 316 posts
    Seen 8 months ago
    Registered 7 years ago
    I'd like to start by thanking Eurogamer for putting on an excellent expo this year. From what I saw the event was a massive success.

    After a few hours at the expo yesterday me and my friends where quite frankly starving. Not wanting to pay 8 for a baked potato (no fault of eurogamer those prices!) we decided to take half an hour out and go and grab some more reasonably priced food.

    After a short walk we were KFC ordering some heart clogging chicken, along with what appeared many other Eurogamer expo visitors. At the counter a few pieces of paper caught my eye, they had clearly been forgotten. One was a map of the expo hall which seeing as it was forgotten and I hadnt picked up a guide would come in handy.

    It's then that I saw what the other two pieces of paper were, it was a list of all the developers and publisher people who were attending and giving talks. Not only a list but their private e-mail and phone numbers too. This included a couple of Eurogamer staff.

    I was shocked that this had been left in KFC, if an unscrupulous urchin had managed to get their hands on this and it had made its way online Eurogamer would have undoubtedly pissed off many of these people. Spam Tim Willits from Id softwares phone with obscene text messages, sign up all the bethesda people to some horrid porn site, all possibilities. I'd have been tempted to give Peter Molyneux a ring if his details had been on there.

    It was then that I decided to text Eurogamers own Tom Bramwell with the news that I had a lot of personal details for a lot of people and where should I hand this back in to not cause any issues. A short while later they were handed back in to a lot of 'fucking hell you found this where?!?!' remarks.

    Anyway some advice for next year, keep important personal information out of the hands of utter plebs. I'd be interested to know if you have managed to narrow down who it was that left it in KFC and have they been executed yet.

    edit: Spelling
  • Deleted user 2 October 2010 23:19:12
    Arf!
  • heyyo 2 Oct 2010 23:20:41 14,374 posts
    Seen 42 minutes ago
    Registered 9 years ago
    Come on, which numbers are you selling on ebay?

    Link?
  • delboy83uk 2 Oct 2010 23:22:58 316 posts
    Seen 8 months ago
    Registered 7 years ago
    I didn't take any numbers down, i have Tom Bradwell on my mobile now though.
  • heyyo 2 Oct 2010 23:24:21 14,374 posts
    Seen 42 minutes ago
    Registered 9 years ago
    5 now

    15 if it works
  • Zomoniac 2 Oct 2010 23:25:57 7,809 posts
    Seen 11 hours ago
    Registered 10 years ago
    Bradwell?
  • delboy83uk 2 Oct 2010 23:27:22 316 posts
    Seen 8 months ago
    Registered 7 years ago
    Bramwell sorry :S
  • DaM 2 Oct 2010 23:30:39 12,905 posts
    Seen 17 hours ago
    Registered 13 years ago
    Deep-fried mouse?
  • Zomoniac 2 Oct 2010 23:32:50 7,809 posts
    Seen 11 hours ago
    Registered 10 years ago
    DaM wrote:
    Deep-fried mouse?

    When I saw the thread title my first thought was some kind of crispy rat strip.
  • LionheartDJH 2 Oct 2010 23:34:32 19,359 posts
    Seen 9 hours ago
    Registered 5 years ago
    I thought you were going to say Colonel Sanders, bit disappointed. Fair play on handing it back in though, clearly not living up to your username ;)

    She dives for cheese pasties

  • caligari 2 Oct 2010 23:35:19 17,000 posts
    Seen 9 hours ago
    Registered 13 years ago
    I would have held onto it - until Eurogamer ended up having to get the police to raid my place.

    All they would have found is a bomb - which I trigger, nonchalantly, whilst flying overhead in my private jet - sipping from an ice cold can of 7UP whilst watching the latest Jim Carrey in 3D.

    It is at this point that I would use the information to blackmail China into invading Russia.
  • trip919 2 Oct 2010 23:38:05 2,259 posts
    Seen 1 week ago
    Registered 5 years ago
    A moral compass.
  • HiddenAway 2 Oct 2010 23:39:04 14,859 posts
    Seen 28 minutes ago
    Registered 8 years ago
    Chicken?

    Well done delboy for being honest though!

    On Twitter: @HiddenAway1

  • Pirotic Moderator 2 Oct 2010 23:39:14 20,646 posts
    Seen 1 month ago
    Registered 13 years ago
    So how much did Gizmondo offer you for it?
  • LionheartDJH 2 Oct 2010 23:39:26 19,359 posts
    Seen 9 hours ago
    Registered 5 years ago
    caligari wrote:
    I would have held onto it - until Eurogamer ended up having to get the police to raid my place.

    All they would have found is a bomb - which I trigger, nonchalantly, whilst flying overhead in my private jet - sipping from an ice cold can of 7UP whilst watching the latest Jim Carrey in 3D.

    It is at this point that I would use the information to blackmail China into invading Russia.

    Real life isn't like MW2 cali!

    She dives for cheese pasties

  • Deckard1 2 Oct 2010 23:54:35 27,265 posts
    Seen 14 minutes ago
    Registered 5 years ago
    Cool story. Needs more dinosaurs.
  • neilka 3 Oct 2010 00:18:28 15,679 posts
    Seen 59 seconds ago
    Registered 9 years ago
    The rape scene was very sensitively handled.
  • Deleted user 3 October 2010 09:42:45
    Nice one mate, I thought it was only high ranking public servants who left important documents lying around like that

    Also, 8 for a jacket spud?! Jebus

  • woodnotes 3 Oct 2010 10:08:29 4,922 posts
    Seen 4 days ago
    Registered 11 years ago
    This thread needs more cockroaches and cysts. Not what I expect from a KFC thread.
  • Lexx87 3 Oct 2010 10:11:43 20,869 posts
    Seen 10 hours ago
    Registered 8 years ago
    Not one person professing their love for horrible chicken skin goodness? You guys suck.

    Speak the truth hussy!

  • Deleted user 3 October 2010 10:11:56
    Phone up Tom 'the bomb' Bramwell and call him a twit (use harsher language if you want) for the SotC 8/10.

    ta

    ed

    Give rodpad a call n'all
  • Page

    of 1

    Previous Next
Log in or register to reply