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  • Architect_z 6 Mar 2014 12:12:59 2,374 posts
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    robc84 has a 30 year old anus.
  • robc84 6 Mar 2014 12:14:46 5,271 posts
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    Architect_z wrote:
    robc84 has a 30 year old anus.
    Haha, superb start to the new page :)
  • Architect_z 6 Mar 2014 13:17:32 2,374 posts
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    robc84 wrote:
    Architect_z wrote:
    robc84 has a 30 year old anus.
    Haha, superb start to the new page :)
    I think its important for people to know.
  • robc84 6 Mar 2014 13:21:42 5,271 posts
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    And how old is your anus, may I ask?

    Anyway, Dark Souls 2 will be tearing me a new one next week so it's all moot.
  • SomaticSense 6 Mar 2014 13:31:31 7,936 posts
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    robc84 wrote:
    And how old is your anus, may I ask?
    It's 76.

    He's only 32 years old...
  • quadfather 6 Mar 2014 13:32:37 11,814 posts
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    This page is disgusting

    psn quaddy456, Dark Souls tips

  • Architect_z 6 Mar 2014 16:27:30 2,374 posts
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    My anus is 27. Its gonna have to poop out some pork scratchings later tonight, i'm going to the pub (for the first time in forever).

    Quaddy has a 14 year old girls anus
  • quadfather 6 Mar 2014 16:33:34 11,814 posts
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    swap the numbers round, and you're right!

    No, hang on, it's not a girls though

    psn quaddy456, Dark Souls tips

  • EMarkM 6 Mar 2014 16:44:54 3,173 posts
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    @quadfather Hey, sweetcheeks :: WINK ::
  • Architect_z 6 Mar 2014 16:47:54 2,374 posts
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    Hahahahahaha!
  • quadfather 6 Mar 2014 16:48:26 11,814 posts
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    ban!

    psn quaddy456, Dark Souls tips

  • Architect_z 7 Mar 2014 08:30:47 2,374 posts
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    *whispers* I think we killed the thread.
  • quadfather 7 Mar 2014 08:38:34 11,814 posts
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    Take a she for this thread to die. They'll be people that buy ds2 that won't have done ds and they're bound to come here sooner or later

    psn quaddy456, Dark Souls tips

  • SomaticSense 8 Mar 2014 12:01:51 7,936 posts
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    Contemplating a quick challenge run if I'm finished with South Park before BDSM 2 (heh) hits on Friday...

    Dark Souls: NES Edition

    Rules:

    - Three Lives. Ring of Sacrifices count as 1ups.

    - Estus healing permitted, but no bonfire kindling.

    - Offline mode (there was no online MP in 1989!), and no NPC summoning.

    - No Sorceries, Miracles, or Pyro guff.

    - No shop purchases or armour upgrades. Weapon and shield upgrades are allowed.

    - No restriction on weapon usage. All are fair game, except bows

    - No Master key.

    Let's see how far I can get! (Asylum Demon...)

    Edited by SomaticSense at 12:02:13 08-03-2014
  • Wunty_Phyve 9 Mar 2014 12:08:54 969 posts
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    Sweet I now have two Darkwraiths on the go, one about to enter NG++ and one pissing about in the upper levels of blighty. I cannot believe how many folk go human in blighttown. That's just asking for trouble surely? Never mind, good pickings for me then. Not played DS for ages but immersing myself in it's bleakness this week in prep for DS2.

    Going to concentrate on my Thief build now. Can anyone give me any tips? Will I just concentrate on backstabs and parries with the dagger? Any weapon worth seriously going for? I don't want a big sword or anything like that. Also, can I parry pretty much every normal enemy? I only ask as keep getting nailed by stone giants, can't seem to parry them and my dagger does fuck all damage face to face.
  • andyc1980 9 Mar 2014 12:15:58 1,085 posts
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    Fucking Sens bastard fortress. I think I may be getting near the bonfire but keep getting killed by what I think is the highest set of pendulum blades.
  • Kami 9 Mar 2014 12:26:42 2,413 posts
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    Tip for that bit andyc1980; They're actually two sets of two blades and there's a gap in between them you can stop at. You don't need to run/leap through both sets of axes; just nip through the first set, stop and wait for an opening to the other side.

    People make that so much harder than they really need to...

    Master of Tekisuto No Kabe. *bows*
    And you're reading this why?!

  • andyc1980 9 Mar 2014 14:14:30 1,085 posts
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    @Kami that's what I was thinking after the fifth death. I'll have a go later on
  • Architect_z 9 Mar 2014 14:15:02 2,374 posts
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    @SomaticSense - Good luck with that. I reckon you'd get to Capra. Then GAME OVER!!!
  • Kami 9 Mar 2014 14:51:48 2,413 posts
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    @andyc1980; No problem, the amount of times I've seen people try to run through that bit...

    Don't misunderstand; there IS a sweet spot where you can get through unscathed, but I'd say that's a 1 in 10 longshot at best. Just swing the camera around, note which bricks to stop at and you'll be fine.

    Sen's Fortress is only hard for those who try to rush through it haphazardly. The best phrase for that whole area is, "More haste less speed"...

    Master of Tekisuto No Kabe. *bows*
    And you're reading this why?!

  • andyc1980 9 Mar 2014 14:54:40 1,085 posts
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    @Kami yeah I've been crawling through the place as it seems there's always something waiting to have you. Hoping to get outta there or at least to the bonfire tonight.
  • Kami 9 Mar 2014 14:59:29 2,413 posts
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    @andyc1980; Hope you got some poison arrows on you. Bomb Giant can still be a real pain! But you should always have a good supply of poison arrows anyway.

    Good luck though, once you hit that bonfire, you can really breathe a sigh of relief...

    Master of Tekisuto No Kabe. *bows*
    And you're reading this why?!

  • andyc1980 9 Mar 2014 15:08:56 1,085 posts
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    @Kami ah thanks for reminding me. I ran out last night.
  • robc84 9 Mar 2014 15:24:12 5,271 posts
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    @andyc1980

    Once you have made it to the last axes you are really close to the bonfire. It's slightly hidden though so have a good look in all directions.
  • EMarkM 9 Mar 2014 16:26:28 3,173 posts
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    Who knows? There may even be a handy hint...
  • andyc1980 9 Mar 2014 16:58:24 1,085 posts
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    @EMarkM oh I can probably guarantee there will be one. Still not put as many hours into this character as my first one. And I'm considerably further on. 
  • Wunty_Phyve 9 Mar 2014 17:17:01 969 posts
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    Right seriously. Can someone tell me if it is actually possible to backstab the undead parish armoured boar? I can see it's arse is exposed but still can't seem to do it. Is it actually doable or am I just being crap?
  • andyc1980 9 Mar 2014 17:28:40 1,085 posts
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    @Wunty_Phyve I don't think you can actually backstab it but you can do more damage by attacking its arse.
  • Wunty_Phyve 9 Mar 2014 17:31:38 969 posts
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    @andyc1980 cheers I'll just keep at it. Never been a problem before but armed only with a dagger the bloody thing is tearing me a new one.
  • PenguinJim 9 Mar 2014 17:32:35 5,754 posts
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    No, you can backstab it properly. I did it accidentally for the first time a few months ago. I'd never known about it before. :D

    Dunno if there's a specific trick besides the usual. Maybe you need a longer weapon, or run the risk of losing your watch.
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