The official "I'm so hungover right now I could probably get drunk again by licking my own

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  • dadrester 3 Sep 2010 11:06:33 2,245 posts
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    oooft. who's with me :|
  • localnotail 3 Sep 2010 11:07:27 23,093 posts
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    armpit?

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • Deleted user 3 September 2010 11:07:46
    Your own what? I need to know!
  • Psychotext 3 Sep 2010 11:07:48 54,240 posts
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    Eyelid surely.
  • Deleted user 3 September 2010 11:08:09
    I automatically thought of balls.
  • mrpon 3 Sep 2010 11:08:14 28,945 posts
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    Scruttocks?

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • dadrester 3 Sep 2010 11:08:16 2,245 posts
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    gah... "arm... if only my tongue weren't so dry" thread.
  • Buztafen 3 Sep 2010 11:10:54 16,240 posts
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    You are Nick Cage...aicmfp
  • Deleted user 3 September 2010 11:11:00
    Ah, I hate having a dry mouth the next day, especially when you have the taste of stale beer when you wake up.
  • localnotail 3 Sep 2010 11:13:42 23,093 posts
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    ecosse_011172 wrote:
    I'min a State , not going to work, no' idea how or when I get home, gf is going to rip me a new one when she gets home. Taking a hangover sickie is bad when I've been off work genuinely sick twice in the last few weeks....

    Still drunk by the look of it. Make sure you piss on her shoes and throw up in her underwear drawer just to make it worthwhile.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • dadrester 3 Sep 2010 11:32:45 2,245 posts
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    time for a crywank ecosse. i wish i wasn't at work or i'd go for one too.
  • Goban 3 Sep 2010 11:35:35 9,059 posts
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    Been a very long time since I got myself in that kind of state.

    Good luck with your respective days :)
  • Stickman 3 Sep 2010 12:02:57 29,666 posts
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    I'm sure she'll get over it, don't worry. Love is blind and all that.

    THIS SPACE FOR RENT

  • Load_2.0 3 Sep 2010 12:06:36 19,303 posts
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    Gay club?
  • Load_2.0 3 Sep 2010 12:16:21 19,303 posts
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    Gender reassignment.



    They are going to give ecosse a cock.
  • Goban 3 Sep 2010 12:18:05 9,059 posts
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    ecosse_011172 wrote:
    Stickman wrote:
    I'm sure she'll get over it, don't worry. Love is blind and all that.

    She will, time for a lifestyle change though...
    This a regular occurrence then?
  • Deleted user 3 September 2010 12:27:21
    The official "I'm so hungover right now I could probably get drunk again by licking my own Food
  • Deleted user 3 September 2010 12:32:39
    Maybe licking his own food would help out that butterspack in the work thievery thread.
  • dadrester 3 Sep 2010 13:19:30 2,245 posts
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    i'm eating a bigmac, fillet of fish and cheeseburger happy meal. in t minus 30 minutes i'm going to be going for my 4th shit of the day. whilst sitting on the throne i shall either (a) look at ladies boobies on my phone or (b) play a level or two of plants versus zombies. then i'll get back to my desk and it will be about 3 o'clock which is the magical time of day all hangovers disappear. I BELIEVE!!!!
  • dutchspeededup 3 Sep 2010 13:24:17 4,392 posts
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    Up until relatively recently this was how I rolled a lot of the time.

    I was particularly fortunate in not experiencing physical hangovers, instead suffering from terrible anxiety and depression. The Horrors was the term given to it by a friend.

    I swear to you I would have happily traded it for a belting headache and vomitus. Ghastly.
  • heyyo 3 Sep 2010 13:25:35 14,373 posts
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    Drink same amount of water as the amount of alcohol you consumed ... and it's all fine.
  • dadrester 3 Sep 2010 13:34:56 2,245 posts
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    or eat more burgers... dutchspeededup, i believe one of the more common terms for this is "the fear". luckily i only get it after a multi-day bender. the only non physical manifestations my hangovers normally take are intense lethargy, and what can only be described as "mega-horn"
  • Salaman 3 Sep 2010 13:35:46 19,089 posts
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    dadrester wrote:
    i'm eating a bigmac, fillet of fish and cheeseburger happy meal. in t minus 30 minutes i'm going to be going for my 4th shit of the day. whilst sitting on the throne i shall either (a) look at ladies boobies on my phone or (b) play a level or two of plants versus zombies. then i'll get back to my desk and it will be about 3 o'clock which is the magical time of day all hangovers disappear. I BELIEVE!!!!

    That depends. Will you be at the pub ordering your first pint about 3 o'clock?
  • dadrester 3 Sep 2010 13:37:32 2,245 posts
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    no... but i will at 5 :D

    edit just to take the edge off you understand
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