The Morpheus Effect: What would you do if you find out your daughter wants to do porn?

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  • The-Bodybuilder 1 Sep 2010 16:24:52 14,281 posts
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    Right, for those of you who don't know (all 99.9% of you), Montana Fishburne, the daughter of Morpheus himself, Lawrence, at the age of 19, wants to go into porn. I say "wants" even though she's already got 2 out.
    To give you some more background info;
    -She's 19.
    -At 18 was arrested for PROSTITUTION (WTF?)
    - Wants to be like Cum....I mean Kim Kardashian (except, unlike Cum....I mean Kim, she's going into the freakin industry)
    -Does not come from a broken family (Lawrence and wife still together)
    -No addiction problems.

    Clearly Hollywood is a bit shocked by this, along with Morpheus himself, who tried to buy out all the DVD (lolz) and refuses to talk to his daughter.

    Which begs 2 questions:
    1. What would you do if you found out your daughter wants to go into money shot movies?
    2. What makes girls go into porn in the first place? At first I presumed most that do are pretty girls from poor backgrounds, naive, drug addiction, want to make it big in hollywood, broken family, abuse.
    But here's a girl that did prostitution FOR FUN, has "fishburne" as a surname and could clearly get the links to break in (like all hollywood kids these days), no abuse (according to her), rich, stable family, not naive, and isn't even doing it to rebel. So WTF?

    /waits for first joke related to the Matrix.

    Edit: lulz, wrong link.
  • Deleted user 1 September 2010 16:25:53
    v.moore@offlimits.info, eh?
  • dogbot 1 Sep 2010 16:26:19 2,276 posts
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    Well, she's already got a pornstar name...
  • KayJay 1 Sep 2010 16:28:03 5,289 posts
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    I know CumFu.

    /gets coat
  • Duffking 1 Sep 2010 16:28:11 7,350 posts
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    I guess if nothing else it gives a new meaning to 'Jacking in', anyway.


    (Good enough?)
  • nickthegun 1 Sep 2010 16:28:20 60,465 posts
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    offlimits.info? I find it appalling that a corporate events company can pimp out a major hollywood stars daughter on a gaming forum in this day and age.

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  • King_Edward 1 Sep 2010 16:28:21 11,454 posts
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    I like to think I'd be fine with it.
  • Load_2.0 1 Sep 2010 16:29:08 19,444 posts
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    I would get me a piece before she got soiled by industry cock.
  • mcmonkeyplc 1 Sep 2010 16:29:37 39,467 posts
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    There in the walls!

    Staring at you!

    Come and get it cumslingers!

  • Deleted user 1 September 2010 16:29:47
    enter the fishburne.
  • nickthegun 1 Sep 2010 16:30:02 60,465 posts
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    It certainly would be an interesting team building excercise

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  • Jeepers 1 Sep 2010 16:30:32 13,183 posts
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    The Bodybuilder wrote:
    /waits for first joke related to the Matrix.

    There is no spoon.
  • nickthegun 1 Sep 2010 16:30:41 60,465 posts
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    mcmonkeyplc wrote:
    There in the walls!

    Staring at you!

    There in the walls, right there! A little morpheus with clogs on..

    and so on and so forth.

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    He's not a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am, he's a thriller

  • Stickman 1 Sep 2010 16:31:34 29,666 posts
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    The spoiler tags really didn't work for you there, jeepers old boy!

    THIS SPACE FOR RENT

  • Deleted user 1 September 2010 16:32:00
    spoiler
  • Deleted user 1 September 2010 16:32:00
    give her a blue pill
  • Duffking 1 Sep 2010 16:32:44 7,350 posts
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    cozeny wrote:
    give her a blue pill

    Does she have a penis or something?
  • Load_2.0 1 Sep 2010 16:32:53 19,444 posts
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    DcP729UK wrote:
    enter the fishburne.

    Fish burn.

  • Derblington 1 Sep 2010 16:33:05 21,919 posts
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    2. What makes girls go into porn in the first place? At first I presumed most that do are pretty girls from poor backgrounds, naive, drug addiction, want to make it big in hollywood, broken family, abuse.

    What? Don't get me wrong, I'm sure some have ended up there due to one or more of those factors, but I find it incredibly daft of you to completely ignore that some woman go into it by choice, again, for varying reasons.
  • mcmonkeyplc 1 Sep 2010 16:33:34 39,467 posts
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    What colour is the morning after the day before pill?

    Come and get it cumslingers!

  • Deleted user 1 September 2010 16:34:31
    Load "$" wrote:
    DcP729UK wrote:
    enter the fishburne.
    Fish burn.

    fishboner
  • mrpon 1 Sep 2010 16:34:35 29,190 posts
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    What does "already got 2 out" mean? Her baps or kids or pornos?

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • nickthegun 1 Sep 2010 16:38:20 60,465 posts
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    If she has taken a leaf out of lilly allens book and looks like her dad in a wig, this could make a lot of peoples dreams come true.

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  • Stickman 1 Sep 2010 16:40:56 29,666 posts
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    So, is offlimits.info some kind of child pornography site then?

    THIS SPACE FOR RENT

  • Deckard1 1 Sep 2010 16:42:01 28,733 posts
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    The girl obviously just likes the cock, just let her get on with it.

    If it was my daughter however, I'd stitch up her fanny.
  • dogbot 1 Sep 2010 16:42:13 2,276 posts
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    I don't think 19 would count as CP, would it?
  • Vice.Destroyer 1 Sep 2010 16:44:53 5,850 posts
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    If mrpon hadn't misspelled his username by leaving out the extra 'r', he'd know the answer to his question already.
  • Psychotext 1 Sep 2010 16:45:12 54,391 posts
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    All jokes aside... if your daughter wants to do porn then there's not a whole lot you can do about it.

    Oh, and I've seen her vid. She's got horrible skin, and she's not a good (porn) actress. Blech.
  • nickthegun 1 Sep 2010 16:46:17 60,465 posts
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    Stickman wrote:
    So, is offlimits.info some kind of child pornography site then?

    Barely legal, I would say.

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