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Alastair wrote:I laughed more than I should have at thatVice.Destroyer wrote:But, surely it's possible to eat, like, *raw* bread if you can't toast it...?
Don't ask me. All I can say is that I nearly put in a grievance. I was this close. FUCK. I loved the fact that those toasters made sure that my weekly food expenditure at work was never more than £4. On average. Back to expensive McDonalds.
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LockeTribal wrote:QFTAlastair wrote:What sort of uncouth savage do you think he is man?!Vice.Destroyer wrote:But, surely it's possible to eat, like, *raw* bread if you can't toast it...?
Don't ask me. All I can say is that I nearly put in a grievance. I was this close. FUCK. I loved the fact that those toasters made sure that my weekly food expenditure at work was never more than £4. On average. Back to expensive McDonalds.
Jeepers wrote:At university I had to carefully warn a housemate that adjusting the bread while it was in the toaster with a metal fork wasn't the sanest thing he could be doing. He said it was ok because he wasn't touching the sides. This is someone who thought you boiled eggs by putting them in the kettle.
It's been asked, but how the fuck do you mis-use a toaster?
Jeepers wrote:By not adhering to the working time directive and forcing it to work unsociable hours, below minimum wage. Also preventing it from observing daily worship rules according to their religion.
It's been asked, but how the fuck do you mis-use a toaster?
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Vice.Destroyer wrote:I don't see a PAT sticker on that thing...
As a final epitaph to this story, I have now brought in my own toaster to work. I get strange looks, but I don't give a shit. Toasted bread rules.
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Vice.Destroyer wrote:Will you be locking this baby up, so that it won't get misused by your co-workers?
As a final epitaph to this story, I have now brought in my own toaster to work. I get strange looks, but I don't give a shit. Toasted bread rules.
darkmorgado wrote:Looks less than a year old, he's OK.Vice.Destroyer wrote:I don't see a PAT sticker on that thing...
As a final epitaph to this story, I have now brought in my own toaster to work. I get strange looks, but I don't give a shit. Toasted bread rules.
Towering Inferno waiting to happen!
Speak the truth hussy!
Vice.Destroyer wrote:And what happens when you go to lunch? Or have a day off sick or as leave?
No, this stays by my desk. Thankfully, those savages won't steal from desks. Only from fridges.
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Ged42 wrote:On the side of the box for the toaster it says "make up to 4 pieces of toast in half an hour!" O_o
I think there's a definite gap in the market for a travel/desktop toaster. Nearest is this from the Onion.
It would need to have industrial launching springs to allow it to double as a personal defence.
billythekid wrote:Speaking of marmite. My EG Secret Santa provided me with a supply of British foodstuffs, including marmite.
Speaking of toast, I know someone who enjoys marmite and peanut butter.
TOGETHER ON THE SAME PIECE OF TOAST! O_O
geeza2020 wrote:Actually, its title is "USB Powered Toaster Gift Box", I guess you can take it from here.Ged42 wrote:On the side of the box for the toaster it says "make up to 4 pieces of toast in half an hour!" O_o
I think there's a definite gap in the market for a travel/desktop toaster. Nearest is this from the Onion.
It would need to have industrial launching springs to allow it to double as a personal defence.
Thats a fucking seriously long wait for four pieces of toast. Is it running off one triple-A battery or something???
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