Last night I dreamt that there were killer bee swarms that infested corpses, ate out the insides and reanimated it like some random marionette, then puppetted it into crowded areas and exploded.
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meme 15,320 posts
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AaronTurner 6,874 posts
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Registered 8 years agoI dreamt I had scratched an old Drum and Bass vinyl I had but it seemed to play to my fat friend that I've never met before. Then I got into a white plastic box with a small amount of sand in it and someone put in some ant eggs which hatched. Then we had to catch them for some reason but one of the guys there started eating them. -
sirtacos 6,791 posts
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Registered 5 years agoI dreamt I was a superspy who ran a car off a huge kilometre-high ramp onto a motorway, ejected mid-air, para-glided down to the road and skied down at high speeds towards a chairlift on a cliff where I shagged a sexy female spy. Not bad, as far as dreams go. -
Zerobob 1,577 posts
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Registered 3 years agoI keep having a recurring dream that I'm staying in a hotel in a drab UK seaside resort and the lifts never work properly.
I always get in the lifts and they seem fine at first, but then they drop sometimes hitting the bottom, sometimes they just go up and down really fast but I still arrive safely at my floor. I never seem to wake up though.
I've had the dream so many times, and other dreams about falling lifts, that I actually know what's going to happen before I step into the lifts now, but I still get in regardless. Really need to remember to take the stairs. -
smoothpete 29,135 posts
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Stickman 28,477 posts
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Registered 8 years agoA mate of mine had found a way to hide hot women inside animated stuffed animals, so wifes/girlfriends were apparently none the wiser when you opened one up and had sex with the woman inside, even if you did it right there on the grass in front of them.Quoted
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mcmonkeyplc 35,774 posts
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Registered 10 years agoI dreamt I was in the book I was reading, Consider Phlebas. It was quite awesome.
Come and get it cumslingers!
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Fab4 5,292 posts
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Registered 7 years agoI had a strange one last night. I dreamt that everyone on the planet had forgotten how to do anything. No-one knew how to do the simplest of tasks and everyone was walking around in a state of confusion.
I'm assuming its something akin to working for local government.
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estoo 2,522 posts
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Registered 7 years agoMy car was nicked by Citizen Kane. I found him slumped asleep behind the wheel with the car embedded in bushes and the car had all the paint hanging off.
I was more concerned about being late for work.
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I was on the run because people thought I had killed someone.
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woodnotes 4,789 posts
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Registered 10 years agoI went to this trendy new bar and it had a really weird toilet. I got in to the cubical which then transported me up a long shaft, gravity shifted me, then the lights went out and I was stuck. No-one could hear me scream. It was fucking horrible. Then I woke up. -
iancognito 175 posts
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Registered 5 years agoKaty Perry and Timbaland were recording a song together, Paul Heaton was producing it, Rolf Harris was playing the didgeridoo. I got to hang around with him as he designed the artwork, which was mainly Rolfaroos. -
thelzdking 3,382 posts
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Registered 4 years agoI was trying to buy a train ticket to London, but I couldn't seem to get it for the price is was meant to be.
Then I was back at my friends' house after anight out and we were waiting for the rest of them to come home but they took too long so we ate all of their crisps. -
smoothpete 29,135 posts
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Registered 9 years agowoodnotes wrote:
Sounds like either someone slipped you a rohypnol and bummed you in the bogs, or you were abducted by aliens. You got anal probed either way.
I went to this trendy new bar and it had a really weird toilet. I got in to the cubical which then transported me up a long shaft, gravity shifted me, then the lights went out and I was stuck. No-one could hear me scream. It was fucking horrible. Then I woke up. -
sirtacos 6,791 posts
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Registered 5 years agoI was on a flimsy rowboat with three hookers in shark-infested waters. They were paddling while I was holding on to the sides praying it wouldn't capsize. It was part of a much longer dream but that's all I remember. -
RetardStrong 3,223 posts
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Registered 5 years agoHaven't had a dream in a long time... -
sirtacos 6,791 posts
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Registered 5 years agoI know dreams are only interesting to the ones that have them so I'll keep it brief:
I was dating a beautiful short-haired brown-eyed girl who turned out to be crazy and had to be placed in a psychiatric hospital. During that time I got cancer and had some psychological problems myself. I went to visit her and promised her I'd always be there for her etc. Then I somehow *became* the girl, who was a paranoid schizophrenic or something. I saw shit through her eyes and it was fucked up. She got released and arranged to meet me in a park at night. I saw myself (the crazy girl) murder myself through my own eyes, mutilate my body, and then I (the girl) went into a nearby building, went up to the top floor, stripped naked and threw myself out of the window.
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Futaba 3,157 posts
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Registered 7 years agoYou watched Gothika recently?As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a ninja.
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sirtacos 6,791 posts
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Registered 5 years agolol no, but I think I might give it a go now. -
beastmaster 7,957 posts
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Registered 9 years agoI dreamt I was painting our carpets last night.
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Load_2.0 14,545 posts
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Registered 10 years agoDreamt I was in a club with some guys, then was on a train with friends and family. I was chatting to an American guy about pulling girls.
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Lukey__b 3,725 posts
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Registered 4 years agoI had a dream last night where a science teacher from my old secondary school gave me a blowie.
Then I was trying to crack on her daughter who looked about 16.
Good times.'Sup, what's guanine?
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For some reason I dreamt that I rubbed "poppers" onto my gums and then pulled all my teeth out with no pain...Find the hidden meaning? Or just the brain being random?
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Lukey__b 3,725 posts
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ah! I will divorce my wife straight away and start scouring the gay clubs at once
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I'm not sure it would be as painless as my dream made out, also aren't poppers lethal to ingest!?
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I dreamed that the Eurogamer crew all made massive tits of themselves at Lucky Voice.
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Caspar_Esq. 3,274 posts
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Registered 7 years agoSchool. I always dream of school. -
Superman shoved a large wooden pole through Batman's back, as Batman lay dying he shoved a kryptonite cylinder down Superman's throat. Superman ripped it out through his neck and then slowly healed, like Wolverine.
I wouldn't of remembered this had I not seen this thread. Thanks! It was actually quite disturbing. -
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