What did you dream about last night?

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  • cptjohnnycasino 7 Jul 2010 09:16:55 515 posts
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    TELL ME!
  • DUFFMAN5 7 Jul 2010 09:17:59 14,529 posts
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    I have no idea.

    Sleep and dreaming is for girls.

    "Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem! Oh, yeah!"

  • MetalDog 7 Jul 2010 09:19:14 23,697 posts
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    Most of it's gone now, but it had something to do with toast and a game reserve. Their connection made absolute sense at the time, but now, I have no clue.

    -- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.

  • megastar 7 Jul 2010 09:19:49 17,176 posts
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    last night - I had a dream, that we went to Disney Land, went on all the rides - didn't have to wait in line!
  • cptjohnnycasino 7 Jul 2010 09:22:40 515 posts
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  • Murbal 7 Jul 2010 09:25:15 22,041 posts
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    Normally my dreams are pretty lucid and I have no trouble recalling them. Last night however... I'll have to think.
  • JuanKerr 7 Jul 2010 09:32:43 36,238 posts
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    Hearing about other people's wacky dreams is bloody tedious.

    I don't even know why I clicked on this thread.
  • 46matt 7 Jul 2010 09:33:53 132 posts
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    megastar wrote:
    last night - I had a dream, that we went to Disney Land, went on all the rides - didn't have to wait in line!

    San Dimas!
  • sirtacos 7 Jul 2010 16:54:52 7,272 posts
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    I dreamt I was losing my jawbone and ended up looking like Malak from kotor. Not only were the sensations vivid, but it was v weird to hold my own jaw in my hands. It was fucked up.
  • Load_2.0 7 Jul 2010 16:59:53 19,101 posts
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    I had dream about JuanKerr.
  • LockeTribal 7 Jul 2010 17:02:53 4,510 posts
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    I used to have a recurring nightmare, when I were a lad, about being locked out of my house at night and being chased by a gnome. Haven't had it in years though. Didn't have it last night either, just thought I'd share :p

    I generally never remember my dreams though.
  • President_Weasel 7 Jul 2010 17:04:11 9,126 posts
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    I dreamed I was in line to give a presentation, and make it amusing, in front of a large number of people who were much better at that sort of thing than me. I remember desperately hoping that the other guy got chosen instead of me, and trying to think of stuff to say. Then I woke up and I was all hayfevery and headachy and my stomach was a bit upset, so maybe it was my brain going "hey I feel like I am really nervous, why am I nervous?"
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    Your mum.
  • mcmonkeyplc 7 Jul 2010 17:08:12 39,406 posts
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    Something to do with the colour Orange and Football.

    Come and get it cumslingers!

  • Dirtbox 7 Jul 2010 17:12:32 77,634 posts
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    Girls.

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  • Ged42 7 Jul 2010 18:11:15 7,713 posts
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    Drink!
  • Dirtbox 29 Oct 2010 10:43:32 77,634 posts
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    I'm going to bump this because I woke myself up by laughing. I can't work out if it's actually funny or not though.

    I was in a large pub and all the chairs had been moved to one side to face the other, creating a performance area, there was quite a buzz around the place, an air of expectation... Steve Davis, was to sing a selection of songs from his self titled album. "Steve".

    But that wasn't the part that made me laugh: As a warm up act, some bloke went up front and was introduced as an impressionist. He was German. Someone introduced each impression before he did them, but everyone the person read out was German and the comic said something in German with a different expression, stuff that pretty much no one could grasp because they'd never heard of the person he was impersonating.

    I thought it was comedy genius and was howling with laughter and everyone was staring at me, assuming I was German.

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  • Lexx87 29 Oct 2010 10:45:44 20,869 posts
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    Haha :D I dreamed I went to a party and needed the toilet badly so I went and had a massive piss. I woke up instantly and really needed a piss so I went and had a massive piss.

    Speak the truth hussy!

  • Load_2.0 29 Oct 2010 10:50:11 19,101 posts
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    Weird dream about a new starter at work who was a hot blonde but extremely flatulent, I was asked by a director to speak to her about it. Which somehow then turned into questions about why I was late for work.

    I was then late for work in reality. Spoooooooooky.
  • TechnoHippy 29 Oct 2010 10:51:31 14,705 posts
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    The world was being taken over by some weird American blobby thing, I was about to be crushed but was saved by some WWII British Tommies.

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  • Derblington 29 Oct 2010 10:53:06 21,473 posts
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    Lexx87 wrote:
    I dreamed I went to a party and needed the toilet badly so I went and had a massive piss. I woke up instantly and really needed a piss so I went and had a massive piss.

    These dreams become nightmares when you wake up too late.
  • Rusty_M 3 Nov 2010 07:33:40 4,636 posts
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    I dreamed about work. Now I'm up for work.

    FUCK!

    The world is going mad. Me? I'm doing fine.

  • smoothpete 3 Nov 2010 07:48:41 31,455 posts
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    I think I dreamed I was running around a big hill trying to take photos of a sunset

    Recently I dreamed I was on Masterchef. I had to make 4 types of ravioli, one filling was to be nettles. The pasta dough went sloppy and I failed. But it was ok because the next task was roast dinners and I'm awesome at them. Then I woke up.
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    Getting a job/traineeship.


    Exciting!
  • Jeepers 3 Nov 2010 08:51:11 13,173 posts
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    I dreamt about toothache (no surprise - stupid wisdom tooth has been playing up for a fortnight - finally calmed down yesterday).

    I then woke up with a new toothache on the other side of my mouth.

    Teeth are fucking shit.
  • Lexx87 3 Nov 2010 08:53:01 20,869 posts
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    Haha Ouch :p

    Speak the truth hussy!

  • RabidChild 3 Nov 2010 08:57:54 2,292 posts
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    My (male) boss shagged my (male) colleague at my parents house, though it turned out that my colleague was also my sister (in that weird dream way), whilst I was in the pub with another colleague trying to get on with some work. Then I tried to get back to work, which involved saving a parking space for someone before we got the train, but loads of other people appeared to challenge for parking spaces and I ended up fighting a frail old man. I woke myself up by punching the glass of water on my bedside table, smashing it against the wall.

    I have a cold, so I blame that for the crazy dreams i've been having.

    /doesn't have a work or boss complex, honest.
  • Jeepers 3 Nov 2010 09:03:09 13,173 posts
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    RabidChild wrote:
    ... Then I tried to get back to work, which involved saving a parking space for someone before we got the train, but loads of other people appeared to challenge for parking spaces and I ended up fighting a frail old man.

    Mr Freud says you have feelings of sexual inadequacy. And that you fancy your mate's partner.
  • woodnotes 4 Nov 2010 10:11:27 4,923 posts
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    So, last night I had two dreams:

    1) I dreamt that David Cameron was sacked by his boss out of the blue (not sure who "his boss" was). He came round to mine to watch the TV news in a sensitive state. I mocked him a little and he started crying.

    2) I dreamt that my ex really wanted to have sex with me. So I went forth and did such a thing. Only to my regret.
  • glaeken 4 Nov 2010 10:19:25 11,127 posts
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    I dreamt of giving IT consultancy advice. I can even remember the advice I gave and it all appears to be accurate and sensible.

    Stupid brain. I want to be super hero when I dream not a fucking IT consultant.
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