The Official World Cup 2014 Thread Page 25

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  • ecu 10 Sep 2013 20:07:53 77,756 posts
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    Play Gerrard + Lampard against shitty team.

    Both play well, manager, media, everyone gets convinced this is finally a winning combination.

    Play them against a proper side.

    They are shit.

    Welcome to the England national team for the past 15 years.
  • nickthegun 10 Sep 2013 20:08:26 63,417 posts
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    Dougs wrote:
    nickthegun wrote:
    Is there a specific incident that caused hart to become so fucking useless?
    The goal he let in from a free at the near post? Can't remember who it was against but I remember Theo turning round going "what the fuck"
    Could be it. He just seems to get the yips every time he puts the gloves on at the moment.
  • Dougs 10 Sep 2013 20:15:09 71,830 posts
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    This one. Although Miller equally culpable

    https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=2&ved=0CDsQtwIwAQ&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DeeanjcyLwzw&ei=AG8vUseCCLSn4AOsuIH4Dw&usg=AFQjCNHv91aa_ouYT_57Wpxfp6oYv6-i4g&sig2=rR3pifN1JXf62kByzyL8Pg
  • Stickman 10 Sep 2013 20:16:16 29,660 posts
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    Another rousing England performance. The standard is higher in the Championship matches I've watched this season.
  • Whizzo 10 Sep 2013 20:17:32 43,812 posts
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    England are going to win the World Cup in 2022.
  • quadfather 10 Sep 2013 20:17:49 16,246 posts
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    Doesn't seem to be much creativity
  • beastmaster 10 Sep 2013 20:18:34 12,765 posts
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    The beautiful game. One day, they'll be able to play it.
  • Humperfunk 10 Sep 2013 20:20:23 3,035 posts
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    Good to see Wilshere spent most of his time out injured getting horrific tattoos.
  • FWB 10 Sep 2013 20:21:30 48,070 posts
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    Don't know what's worse. 35 min and Germany only one up, or the fact it was scored by Mertesacker.
  • Armoured_Bear 10 Sep 2013 20:23:35 13,812 posts
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    Where can you get decent streams online these days?
  • quadfather 10 Sep 2013 20:27:01 16,246 posts
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    I just can't see a spark anywhere in the team. Been the odd 'average' bit but nothing to set them apart. So fucking frustrating
  • Latin 10 Sep 2013 20:29:52 3,903 posts
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    Where's Joe Cole when you need him... At least he has something different in his locker! This is fucking torture.
  • Stickman 10 Sep 2013 20:31:02 29,660 posts
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    "HANDBALL" - Andy Townsend, 2013
  • graysonavich 10 Sep 2013 20:33:18 7,591 posts
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    Does Raymundo go "here's the odds...blergh" or is it my imagination?
  • beastmaster 10 Sep 2013 20:34:21 12,765 posts
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    0-0 would be a good result for England. Come on lads, play for the draw!

    So fucking boring. They've even put those fucking shitty Yoda ads on on ITV.
  • lordofthedunce 10 Sep 2013 20:35:44 385 posts
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    I missed the first 10 but I'm struggling to recall their keeper making a save.
  • FWB 10 Sep 2013 20:40:27 48,070 posts
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    Shut up, Dixon. We don't need tactics or organisation. We are England. We are lions and have heart, so deserve to win everything.
  • Feanor 10 Sep 2013 20:43:54 14,196 posts
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    The most unfair yellow card I've seen in a long time.

    http://espnfc.com/news/story/_/id/1548510/yellow-card-disappoints-matt-besler?cc=5901
  • snowbored 10 Sep 2013 21:02:37 525 posts
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    Good grief this has to rank amongst the dullest games I have watched
  • nickthegun 10 Sep 2013 21:05:52 63,417 posts
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    Do England have a team tattooist?
  • Stickman 10 Sep 2013 21:08:51 29,660 posts
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    They use Wilshire's spare needles.
  • beastmaster 10 Sep 2013 21:09:31 12,765 posts
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    This is how they will play in the World Cup, even with Rooney.
  • Latin 10 Sep 2013 21:10:04 3,903 posts
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    There's not a single england player with any creativity on the pitch. What's the deal with Wilshere? Is he a playmaker for Arsenal? Does he actually do anything!?
  • SolidSCB 10 Sep 2013 21:10:55 8,214 posts
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    Latin wrote:
    There's not a single england player with any creativity on the pitch. What's the deal with Wilshere? Is he a playmaker for Arsenal? Does he actually do anything!?
    A few grams of coke a night, actually.
  • snowbored 10 Sep 2013 21:11:39 525 posts
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    Feanor wrote:
    The most unfair yellow card I've seen in a long time.

    http://espnfc.com/news/story/_/id/1548510/yellow-card-disappoints-matt-besler?cc=5901
    How can you have a ref from a country with a team in the same group, not just that but from the country that that you will play next!

    I'm not saying the ref is a cheat, he is probably a person with a high level of moral integrity, but surely there is an argument for impaired objectivity there, he is in a position to improve Mexico's chances of qualification
  • Futaba 10 Sep 2013 21:13:04 3,569 posts
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    All these stoppages and niggly fouls are annoying. Are Ukraine the Stoke of international football? Or is that England?
  • nickthegun 10 Sep 2013 21:13:52 63,417 posts
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    I dont know why they even got on the plane. They should have just called it 0-0, given each side a point and saved everyone the effort.
  • nickthegun 10 Sep 2013 21:14:47 63,417 posts
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    The only member of the england team having a good game is the ref.
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