FUCK YOU IKEA YOU FUCKER!

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  • Tonka 25 May 2010 14:19:44 20,019 posts
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    Fuck you for building shit guest beds that collapse underneath my father in law at 4 in the morning so that I have to get up an rearrange stuff and then feel to embarrassed to go to sleep cause I feel like I skimped out even though I bought the more expensive guest bed and now I have to take that piece of shit to your fucking mega store on a fucking bus and talk to you and NO I DO NOT HAVE THE RECEIPT so how will that turn out I onder.

    /feels so much better

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  • Tomo 25 May 2010 14:20:58 13,879 posts
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    Ikealol
  • mcmonkeyplc 25 May 2010 14:21:05 39,387 posts
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    Normally I would say there is a thread for this, but I believe that IKEA deserves its own rant thread.

    Come and get it cumslingers!

  • ballz 25 May 2010 14:21:51 495 posts
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    stealth "I fail at flatpack DIY" thread
  • kalel 25 May 2010 14:22:38 86,389 posts
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    IKEA: It's cheap, because it's shit!
  • Tonka 25 May 2010 14:22:49 20,019 posts
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    It wasn't even a put it together. It was ready made. Straight out of the packet.

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  • morriss 25 May 2010 14:23:51 70,911 posts
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    The expensive stuff in IKEA is good, the cheap stuff, not so good. All IKEA is really good for is kids stuff and those smallhouseholdy things the missus likes to buy: ornaments and whatnot.
  • Tonka 25 May 2010 14:24:30 20,019 posts
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    The culprit

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  • magicpanda 25 May 2010 14:24:34 13,266 posts
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    I have an ikea desk that I have done unspeakable things on and it's still going strong 4 years on.
  • JuanKerr 25 May 2010 14:24:35 36,201 posts
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    A visit to Ikea is basically what hell will be like.
  • X201 25 May 2010 14:24:59 15,138 posts
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    kalel wrote:
    IKEA: It's cheap

    When did that happen?

  • smoothpete 25 May 2010 14:25:05 31,339 posts
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    I think they're good. I went to buy some shelves and came home with the shelves and a free drawer. I didn't need a drawer, and it didn't fit the shelves, but hey, free drawer, I'm not going to turn that down.
  • Tonka 25 May 2010 14:25:27 20,019 posts
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    morriss wrote:
    The expensive stuff in IKEA is good, the cheap stuff, not so good. All IKEA is really good for is kids stuff and those smallhouseholdy things the missus likes to buy: ornaments and whatnot.

    +1 to all of that

    I used to defend IKEA and say "It's not bad any more. That was in the 80's"

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  • Salaman 25 May 2010 14:25:29 18,870 posts
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    white_frank_white wrote:
    I saw my exact bed in a porn film once. True story

    Did you check to see if it was your wall paper?
  • kalel 25 May 2010 14:25:39 86,389 posts
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    X201 wrote:
    kalel wrote:
    IKEA: It's cheap

    When did that happen?


    Ummmm, always?
  • Salaman 25 May 2010 14:25:48 18,870 posts
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  • Goban 25 May 2010 14:27:20 9,051 posts
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    morriss wrote:
    The expensive stuff in IKEA is good, the cheap stuff, not so good. All IKEA is really good for is kids stuff and those smallhouseholdy things the missus likes to buy: ornaments and whatnot.
    Oddly enough the expensive stuff looks like shit though.
  • Deleted user 25 May 2010 14:27:27
    Lol. My favourite thread title since 'Help me become a wine cunt.' :-)
  • dr_swin 25 May 2010 14:27:46 4,865 posts
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    Stealth 'my father-in-law's a fat bastard' thread.
  • Goban 25 May 2010 14:28:01 9,051 posts
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    Did it trap him clam style?
  • X201 25 May 2010 14:28:41 15,138 posts
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    kalel wrote:
    X201 wrote:
    kalel wrote:
    IKEA: It's cheap

    When did that happen?


    Ummmm, always?

    Admittedly its been well over a decade since I've been in one of their stores, but I clearly remember how shocked I was at the overpricing of everything. its why I haven't been in one for the best part of twenty years.


  • Flying_Pig 25 May 2010 14:29:23 10,691 posts
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    white_frank_white wrote:
    I saw my exact bed in a porn film once. True story

    What, same bedding and everything?!? Did you recognise any of the 'actors'? ;)
  • President_Weasel 25 May 2010 14:29:50 8,975 posts
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    The sole purpose of a guest bed is to occasionally have guests sleeping on it. That's what it's for, that's it's entire raison d'etre. If it collapses because someone is sleeping on it it's a no good piece of not fit for purpose rubbish and you have every right to be angry.
  • morriss 25 May 2010 14:30:28 70,911 posts
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    Goban wrote:
    morriss wrote:
    The expensive stuff in IKEA is good, the cheap stuff, not so good. All IKEA is really good for is kids stuff and those smallhouseholdy things the missus likes to buy: ornaments and whatnot.
    Oddly enough the expensive stuff looks like shit though.
    That's just taste though.

    Those two-step wooden footstalls are great.
  • silentbob 25 May 2010 14:30:35 28,950 posts
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    Learn to drive and assemble furniture properly.

    Alternatively, stop feeding your fat fuck of a father in law.

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  • catterz 25 May 2010 14:30:52 8,763 posts
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    Ikea in Milton Keynes is hell.

    Up the escalator and then follow the path around the store. Oh look, things I don't need or want to buy. Around a corner. More stuff I don't want to buy. Around a corner. No, I didn't come for a kitchen. Around a corner. I didn't want a bathroom either. Around a corner. Oh for fuck sake, I did not come bed shopping. Around a corner... if what I want is not around the next corner I'm going back to the bed section to suffocate myself with cheap pillows. Around a corner. Ooh, right, picture frames... Shit, none of these picture frames are suitable. Around three more corners, down an escalator, past the tills, down another escalator.

    Never going back. What a waste of fucking time, and half the furniture is awful.

    Still stalking this place, old-school style (UID: 1053)

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