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  • jonsaan 8 Aug 2013 20:01:08 25,360 posts
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    Makes me pine for the mouldy bongos thread.

    FCUTA!

  • smoothpete 16 Oct 2013 12:35:50 31,574 posts
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    Aries (21 MAR-19 APR)
    Haters gonna hate. Potatoes gonna potate. Christian Slaterís gonna Christian Slate. And so on.
  • smoothpete 19 Nov 2013 17:29:33 31,574 posts
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    Anyone else getting clobbered with the Mash paywall now?
  • Dougs 19 Nov 2013 19:58:14 68,411 posts
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    Have they implemented a certain number of articles a month free or something?
  • boo 28 Nov 2013 08:56:50 11,834 posts
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    Anyone recognise themselves?

    :o)

    Just Another Lego Blog

  • Kosmoz 28 Nov 2013 08:59:57 7,709 posts
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    The daily mash is a bit shit, isn't it?

    Every girl I ever kissed I was thinking of a pro footballer.

  • TarickStonefire 28 Nov 2013 09:01:59 3,240 posts
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    Kosmoz wrote:
    The daily mash is a bit shit, isn't it?
    Turns up in my Zite feed fairly regularly and I have to say the headlines alone make me smile a lot more than The Onion. Usually the headline is enough for me, I don't need to read the article. I suspect if I did I might concur, but that's the problem with having to churn out an article for every headline: quality is going to go down.

    Any Netflix library in the world for a couple of quid a month? Gimme!

  • Mola_Ram 28 Nov 2013 09:03:23 7,682 posts
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    I love it. It's like a trashy tabloid version of The Onion.
  • kalel 28 Nov 2013 09:03:52 88,419 posts
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    To be honest, the joke is usually more or less entirely done in the headline, and the article itself milks it a bit.
  • Moot_Point 28 Nov 2013 09:04:19 4,343 posts
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    Kosmoz wrote:
    The daily mash is a bit shit, isn't it?
    Did the article pull at your heart strings? Aww, there there.

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    mowgli wrote: I thought the 1 married the .2 and founded Islam?

  • Kosmoz 28 Nov 2013 09:06:50 7,709 posts
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    Moot_Point wrote:
    Kosmoz wrote:
    The daily mash is a bit shit, isn't it?
    Did the article pull at your heart strings? Aww, there there.
    Nah, like the other people said, the headline is the joke. The actual article itself is a big pile of jobbies.

    Every girl I ever kissed I was thinking of a pro footballer.

  • Moot_Point 28 Nov 2013 09:25:29 4,343 posts
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    Hehe! :-D

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    mowgli wrote: I thought the 1 married the .2 and founded Islam?

  • TarickStonefire 28 Nov 2013 09:42:37 3,240 posts
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    Kosmoz wrote:
    Moot_Point wrote:
    Kosmoz wrote:
    The daily mash is a bit shit, isn't it?
    Did the article pull at your heart strings? Aww, there there.
    Nah, like the other people said, the headline is the joke. The actual article itself is a big pile of jobbies.
    I didn't say that, just so we're all clear. The articles can make me laugh too. I'm just saying that in terms of pure comparison, the headline is much easier to make consistently funny than the articles they have to write for each one.

    Any Netflix library in the world for a couple of quid a month? Gimme!

  • kalel 28 Nov 2013 09:49:00 88,419 posts
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    I also didn't really say that either.
  • Dirtbox 6 Sep 2014 15:51:36 517 posts
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    gLOL!

    http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/illegal-immigrants-disguised-themselves-as-200-lambert-butler-2014090590270
  • President_Weasel 6 Sep 2014 17:48:06 9,452 posts
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    http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/this-is-us-trying-our-hardest-say-england-players-2014090590220

    Short, but sweet.
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