Retro achievements - what if they'd existed back then?

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  • Murbs 13 May 2010 10:08:12 22,857 posts
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    Examples from Jet Set Willy?

    The first of many 10G - Collect the bath tap
    Now You're F***ed 10G - Visit The Attic
    Dirty cheater 20G - Poke your Willy
    Need a hairdryer 50G - Finish the game

    Bit of fun for your Thursday?
  • Blerk Moderator 13 May 2010 10:09:25 48,224 posts
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    Sir Fred:
    Super Masochist of Doom 500G - Played Sir Fred for more than 45 seconds
  • megastar 13 May 2010 10:10:13 17,216 posts
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    1000G for actually managing to cross the road in Horace goes Skiing and get to the actual skiing aspect of the game!
  • Murbs 13 May 2010 10:10:23 22,857 posts
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    :-)

    (@ Blerk)
  • mrpon 13 May 2010 10:12:49 30,258 posts
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    Elite: Squinty Eyes 100G - You managed to get past the lenslok!

    Give me $10 I'm worth it.

  • glaeken 13 May 2010 10:13:03 11,368 posts
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    Hunchback (I am buggered if I can remember what I played this on. Possibly CPC464)

    That's your lot you sucker 10G For clearing all 4 screens and then realising the game just starts again from the first screen.
  • billythekid 13 May 2010 10:13:08 11,650 posts
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    You should of got an acheivment on the Spectrum just for waiting half an hour for the game to load.
  • heyyo 13 May 2010 10:16:07 14,364 posts
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    You can jump to the moon 1000G - Defeat the first boss in Hellfire
  • JoeBlade 13 May 2010 10:25:13 2,944 posts
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    Elite oozes achievement potential.
    Master Criminal - destroy 50 police Vipers.
    Frequent Parallel Flyer - visited witch space 20 times.
    Jack of All Trades - purchase every spacecraft at least once
    etc etc
  • Deleted user 13 May 2010 10:28:40
    Knight of the Round 100000000g - Complete Super Ghouls N Ghosts.
  • gamingdave 13 May 2010 10:30:02 4,417 posts
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    R-Type

    Bloody Typical - 20G - Complete the first 2 levels without lossing a life, get shot on the 3rd level, then loose all your other lives trying to complete it starting with no powerups.
  • jonsaan 13 May 2010 10:30:18 25,806 posts
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    Don't die in the first 5 seconds of leaving your vehicle. Lunar Jetman. 1000G

    FCUTA!

  • Deleted user 13 May 2010 10:30:58
    The idea makes me physically sick.
  • itamae 13 May 2010 10:31:25 9,927 posts
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    Any Infocom game except Leather Goddesses of Phobos:
    Average Gamer - use an expletive in the first 10 turns

    Leather Goddesses of Phobos:
    The Saint - get through the game without using any strong language (including 'score')
  • malteaserhead 13 May 2010 10:31:34 13,443 posts
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    Bruce Lee
    5g 'flame a friend'- kick a friend to their peril
    10g 'relight my fire'- burn 15 ninjas
    20g 'light up my life' - collect all lanterns
    30g 'yummy yamo'- entertain sexual thoughts about the green yamo
    100g 'Cha-ching!'- defeat the great/evil wizard and collect his treasures
  • Nexus_6 13 May 2010 10:32:15 3,926 posts
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    You just had your mind expanded in the most unfair, random way possible, but loved it - Do the under the pier section in Fantasy World Dizzy, jumping to platforms you cant see...
  • nickthegun 13 May 2010 10:33:27 63,299 posts
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    malteaserhead wrote:
    Bruce Lee
    5g - kick a 'friend' to their peril
    10g - burn 15 ninjas
    20g - collect all lanterns
    30g - entertain sexual thoughts about the green yamo
    100g - defeat the great/evil wizard and collect his treasures

    100g - use the respawning 1up exploit to break the life counter

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    funkula

  • jonsaan 13 May 2010 10:35:37 25,806 posts
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    The C64 version was much better I have to say. I played Bruce Lee on my mates C64 then rushed out to buy the speccy one. Hence the YOU GUTTED BASTARD - achievement for playing the speccy one.

    FCUTA!

  • warlockuk 13 May 2010 10:35:54 19,262 posts
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    Murbal wrote:
    Examples from Jet Set Willy?

    The first of many 10G - Collect the bath tap
    Now You're F***ed 10G - Visit The Attic
    Dirty cheater 20G - Poke your Willy
    Need a hairdryer 50G - Finish the game

    Bit of fun for your Thursday?
    Sore anus. 5G. Collect items in The Banyan Tree.

    I'm a grumpy bastard.

  • Deleted user 13 May 2010 10:38:08
    malteaserhead wrote:
    Bruce Lee
    5g - kick a 'friend' to their peril
    10g - burn 15 ninjas
    20g - collect all lanterns
    30g - entertain sexual thoughts about the green yamo
    100g - defeat the great/evil wizard and collect his treasures
    Man I feel old :D
  • mrpon 13 May 2010 10:38:22 30,258 posts
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    Daley Thompson: New Keyboard Please! 10G - break the 100m world record

    Give me $10 I'm worth it.

  • Deleted user 13 May 2010 10:38:43
    jonsaan wrote:
    The C64 version was much better I have to say. I played Bruce Lee on my mates C64 then rushed out to buy the speccy one. Hence the YOU GUTTED BASTARD - achievement for playing the speccy one.
    All the cool kids had it on laptops bigger than a suitcase :D
  • Blerk Moderator 13 May 2010 10:38:48 48,224 posts
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    jonsaan wrote:
    The C64 version was much better I have to say. I played Bruce Lee on my mates C64 then rushed out to buy the speccy one. Hence the YOU GUTTED BASTARD - achievement for playing the speccy one.
    Are you mad? The C64 version's wank compared to the Spectrum version. :-)

    You suck and so does your mum 10G - taunted a C64 owner in the playground
  • Deleted user 13 May 2010 10:42:37
    Open your eyes 50g - Show a speccy owner a game in colour.
  • Murbs 13 May 2010 10:42:57 22,857 posts
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    My other computer's a C64 50G - got bought a VIC20
  • jonsaan 13 May 2010 10:43:45 25,806 posts
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    Lucky bastard. my mate got a Dragon 32 :D

    FCUTA!

  • jellyhead 13 May 2010 10:45:06 24,350 posts
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    A-Levels Schmay-Levels -50G - Played Leaderboard instead of going to classes.

    Neeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrdddddddd! 10G - Made-a-Chip.

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  • UncleLou Moderator 13 May 2010 10:46:05 36,243 posts
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    Blerk wrote:
    jonsaan wrote:
    The C64 version was much better I have to say. I played Bruce Lee on my mates C64 then rushed out to buy the speccy one. Hence the YOU GUTTED BASTARD - achievement for playing the speccy one.
    Are you mad? The C64 version's wank compared to the Spectrum version. :-)

    You suck and so does your mum 10G - taunted a C64 owner in the playground

    Bath in the Nile 100G - Bought a Speccy
  • jellyhead 13 May 2010 10:46:51 24,350 posts
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    Chunky Pixels 100G - mocked a C64 owner for their flabby pixels & kaleidoscope display.

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  • mrpon 13 May 2010 10:47:16 30,258 posts
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    Break Your Banjo String 10G - first knuckle shuffle to Sam Fox Strip Poker

    Give me $10 I'm worth it.

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